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This guy near me just leans over to this little boy who I assume is his son and goes "if they put as many bombs as could fit in that plane and dropped them it could take out an entire city! Isn't that neat?"

And this kids response made me want to high five him he goes "it would be! I mean. As long as there were no people and it wasn't a bunch of homes and stuff." The dads smile fell so fast I wish I had a picture of how defeated he looks.

#in case you missed it im at an air show #at an air force base #surrounded by soldiers #and fellow Americans #great combo 😑

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Me on an air force base for an air show I was nervous to attend: Just keep reminding yourself you're here for PLANES not POLITICS

#its going to be a long day

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Crunchyroll are you feeling okay? 🤣

#one of these shows does NOT have a new episode out

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*listening to an extremely well known and popular song that pretty much everyone knows* wow this song is so special to me, personally. This is mine. They made this song for me. It's my song. Mine. My song. My very special me-song that they made just for me

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Black Butler Volume XXXII Favorite Quotes out of Context to Avoid Spoilers

Typing as discovered. Complete with cheeky little comments that I know we’re all thinking because Black Butler is basically its own aesthetic and mood. 🖤😂

Bard: Every single one of you is insane.

Sebastian: Congratulations. You are now one of us.

Sebastian: So you wish to be trained in military fashion. Fine. *Proceeds to kick Bard’s ass in the most epic of ways*

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Sebastian: You must learn the duties and responsibilities of a trainee kitchen maid as you cannot even roast meat yet. Ah! Would you like to wear a maid uniform while you’re at it?

Bard: NO WAY IN HELL!

(This entire volume is basically a dedicated record of the most epic roasts that Sebastian has ever thrown at Bard… literally if you consider the chicken, which we will get to.)

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Sebastian: I did not adequately explain last time as never did I imagine there was a human who cannot properly roast meat.

Bard: You piss me off every time you open your mouth.

(Heh he’s good at that. And making it look good too. 😉)

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Sebastian: BALDO! THE CHICKEN! IT’S ON FIRE!

Bard: Eh? Oh.

(I mean… it’s not a rare occurrence anymore now is it?)

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Bard: First of all, you shouldn’t make a man work in the kitchen. Cooking and cleaning are women’s work.

Sebastian: The 19th center is about to come to a close yet you still live in the past.

(ATTA BOY!)

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Sebastian Literally With a Knife to His Throat and a Pleasant Smile on His Face: Please calm down. How about you eat something first? I personally recommend the freshly baked scones…

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Sebastian Having a Picnic on an American Battlefield Checking His Watch: Oh dear it is time in Great Britain to prepare tea for master.

(Of all the things to worry about. That’s Sebastian for you.)

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Bard: You can eat it. You can stop bullets with it. Flour really is good for everything.

(Okay where else would you see a line like that other than Black Butler?)

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That’s all. And now we play the waiting game… again…

#black butler #kuroshitsuji #volume 32

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Um...no

#plus size ad without plus size model #i hate that shit

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I hate fireworks. I just jumped like a cat who saw a cucumber and now I'm outside because it's worse if I can't see them.

#firework-phobia? #is that a thing #anxiety

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#that would probably do the trick tbh

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#LEGENDARY

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Misfit of Demon King Academy

Now that I have your attention. I CANNOT be the only person who assumes that Holy Light candy tastes like pure happiness. I mean. Look at it. I want to eat that.

...I did  quick google search to find a picture of said candy and there... literally are no pictures of it. Like one or two of Zeshia holding it but none where it is the literal focus of the image. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE IT’S SO PRETTY

#the misfit of demon king academy

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New Anos Voldigoad RP blog

Did you really think that you could promote me without promoting me? 

Reblog this post now and peer deeper into the abyss. 

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You thought we wouldn't smell this shit just because they got hetero love interests?

#yeah im not buyin it either

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Watch: George Carlin spoke the truth about pro-lifers in 1996 — and it’s still being proven today.

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Guys... guys...

Guys get this. Going from Darth Vader to Kylo Ren is like getting the new iPhone. The hardware looks a lot better but as far as functionality they're about equal.

#star wars #kylo ren #darth vader #im not exactly wrong lol #im hilarious

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#this definitely should NOT be making me feel better about myself

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I just made myself laugh so hard. I just got into The Misfit of Demon King Academy (aka I binged it and I’m on season 2 after like a day) and I as like “so basically a bunch of demons gotta go into a dangerous place and make some mischievous little shits laugh so said little shits will give them information… these guys should hit up Sebastian Michaelis he is literally the best at that”… and then I remember J Tatum as in season 1. I know. I’m hilarious.

#the misfit of demon king academy #black butler #when you make the best connections ever #okay not the best but I thought it was clever #ignore me