what a lad
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Ghost: What are you doing, Johnny?
Soap: Making Graves coffee.
Ghost: But we hate Graves.
Soap: Yeah, we do.
Ghost: …
Ghost: Is that salt?
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Minotaur is not a species
The Minotaur was named that because he was the son of King Minos. Anyone with a bull head has to be named after their dad, like the Kyletaur or something.
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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the ides of morche continue
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the ides of morche continue
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found another treasured childhood item
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this is what i mean when i type 👀 btw
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i hope this email finds you panting and moaning and begging for it
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IN TEARS get my boy OUT of there
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
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