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Yuta: Someone needs to teach you how to give presents like a normal person
Bryan: I got you that present on our hike. You wanted a weapon, I thought you liked it.
Yuta: That wasn’t a weapon. Or a present. You found a stick on the ground and made me carry it around.
Bryan: I put a bow on it.
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Yuta: Don’t I need a weapon?
Bryan: You’re being trained by the best fighters in the world. I’m fairly certain that makes you a weapon.
Yuta: I mean a weapon you hold. You have the screwdriver. Mox has his forks. I need a weapon.
Bryan, with a sigh: I’ll buy you a ladle for Christmas.
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Bryan: There’s something about you, Yuta. I’m not quite sure what it is. I look at you and-
Yuta: And you’re reminded of yourself when you were my age?
Bryan: What I was going to say is there’s something about you that is really annoying. You never do what you’re told and sometimes I question your intelligence, but even so I’m going to train you, because I like having someone follow me around like a little puppy. It makes me feel good about myself.
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Adam Cole: Kindness suits you.
MJF: Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.
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