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when the crazy man on the corner dancing makes eye contact with you while you’re stopped at a light

when u starin at your crush and they catch u

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when my mama comes in and im still on my ds

#ds #mama #zoot #zooted #stupid

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me acting as if I’m in a music video or movie

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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trying to write an essay that’s due in the morning and I put it off for three weeks

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other people.... feel this way??... I thought I was just a broken walnut

*is self conscious of the speed of my windshield wipers*

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we’d like to talk to you about your cars extended warranty

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My shlong do be long

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vegans

finally

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fade-from-me:

reading emotional fanfic

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Baseball joke

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I dropped the baby again

me: *drops something*

me: *stares down at it in disappointment for a few seconds before picking it up*

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I would love to see the anti immigration conservatives do this for at least 30 mins..

Donate: We can’t do Thanksgiving without farm workers

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 *intensely doesnt care*

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im sexy

S ad

E ffin awful

X sad but with an x

Y our bitch

im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible