why am i just now realizing that Dan Povenmire made a fictional city and named it fucking DANville
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These photos were taken a few seconds apart.
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I like your shoelaces
Thanks, I found them in my desk!
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me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don't have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
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thank god tumblr doesn't show us the number of people who viewed a post...i like to pretend everyone is suddenly offline when i post
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there's something so perverse about phones automatically capitalizing brands. don't make me put respect on youtube's name.
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hey im curious
feel free to rb & explain your answer in the tags!
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the fuck man do i have a tumblr criminal record or some shit ??
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