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TrailerWatch - "Deadpool & Wolverine" get their story going!
“Hi, Peanut.“ I always thought this story would be one we always wished for, but never actually got. But HERE IT IS BAYBEEEEE! Synopsis! Wolverine is recovering from his injuries when he crosses paths with the loudmouth, Deadpool. They team up to defeat a common enemy. Yeah. Thanks for the info, Marvel. Anyway, the trailer looks interesting – could this be the multiverse story the MCU needs to…
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wookieonendor · 6 days
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"Abigail" - bloody good fun
“I don’t scare easy, so when I do? I take notice.” Story: A group of bad guys and gals come together at the behest of a powerful crime boss; their mission? Kidnap the young daughter of an extremely wealthy man, and hold her for 24 hours, ’til dad pays 50 mil. They don’t know each other, they don’t know who the girl’s father is, and they sure as hell don’t know that this is gonna be one bloody…
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wookieonendor · 7 days
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Movie Review - "The Ministry of Ungentemanly Warfare"
“Remember gentlemen; try to have fun.” Story: It’s WWII, and England is getting blitzed in the worst possible way. So, to get a leg up on Germany, Winston Churchill decides to not play fair. By having an unorthodox team led by Major Gus March-Phillipps originate the Special Operations Executive, or SOE. Which, considering the no-f’s-given attitude of the group, should probably be called the SOB……
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wookieonendor · 14 days
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza - "The Ministry of Ungentemanly Warfare"!
Ready to get ungentemanly? Synopsis! Based upon recently declassified files of the British War Department and inspired by true events, THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE is an action-comedy that tells the story of the first-ever special forces organization formed during WWII by UK Prime Minister Winston Churchill and a small group of military officials including author Ian Fleming. The…
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wookieonendor · 14 days
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TrailerWatch - "Bridgerton Season 3"
Though saying Pen is a wallflower? C’mon, she’s GORGEOUS. “I cannot live at home anymore. I must take a husband.” GAAAAAAH!!! The Ton is back, and with it, another story of the Bridgerton clan. This time, it’s “little” Colin Bridgerton, freshly back from his travels and looking all grown up. Can his childhood friend Penelope Featherington – still smarting after her friendship with Eloise…
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wookieonendor · 15 days
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DC Screening Pass-palooza - "Abigail"!
You asked for it – they gave it to me! DC Screening Passes for “Abigail”, y’all! Ready to go babysitting? No? Well, maybe this movie will be a better idea… Synopsis! After a group of would-be criminals kidnap the 12-year-old ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, all they have to do to collect a $50 million ransom is watch the girl overnight. In an isolated mansion, the captors…
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wookieonendor · 15 days
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza - "Abigail"!
Ready to go babysitting? No? Well, maybe this movie will be a better idea… Synopsis! After a group of would-be criminals kidnap the 12-year-old ballerina daughter of a powerful underworld figure, all they have to do to collect a $50 million ransom is watch the girl overnight. In an isolated mansion, the captors start to dwindle, one by one, and they discover, to their mounting horror, that…
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wookieonendor · 15 days
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Movie Review - "Civil War"
“Wait! Wait. I need a quote.” Story: The Florida Alliance, Western Forces, and Republics of Texas and California are a coalition of 19 states that have seceded from the USA. A dictatorial third term president disbands the FBI, and would rather see everything burn than reach out. And four war journalists are looking for a powerful message they can share with the rest of the world, before it’s too…
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wookieonendor · 17 days
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TrailerWatch - "MaXXXine"
“What are you hiding, Maxine?” It’s 1985, and we’re catching up with our X final girl Maxine. She’s been successful in adult entertainment, but still wants to be an A-list actress. But her past may be catching up with her, and in LA? The Night Stalker awaits… Damn y’all, I’m hooked. And this cast looks like they’re having a blast. So I wanna have a blast too. This movie cannot hit theaters soon…
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wookieonendor · 17 days
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Movie Review - "Chicken for Linda!" (Linda veut du poulet!)
“BAWK” Story: Linda and her mother Paulette live in a flat in a small French town. Things are good, until a misunderstanding – and a mischievous kitty – cause the two to be at odds. When mom realizes her error, she’ll do anything to make it up to her daughter. Including cooking something Linda is aching for; chicken with peppers, a dish her dearly departed dad cooked for her before he passed…
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wookieonendor · 28 days
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Movie Review - "Carol Doda Topless At The Condor"
“She was so much more than a stripper, a go-go dancer…there was just something different about her.” Story: In the early 1960s, times were a’changin’. In the Broadway area of North Beach, San Francisco, competition was fierce for patrons. So when the owners of The Condor Club decided to have their most popular dancer dance topless? Everyone took notice. Genre I’d put it in: Groovy Documentaries…
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wookieonendor · 1 month
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"Late Night With the Devil"
“Don’t worry about your TV show. I think you’re gonna be very famous soon.” Story: It’s the crazypants 1970s y’all! While late-night hosts duke it out for supremacy, the real world is filled with all sorts of mayhem. Y’know, like cults, devil-worshipping crazies that do a Waco, and a lone, traumatized and possibly possessed, little girl who survived a horrific experience. That last one’s Lilly,…
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wookieonendor · 1 month
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TrailerWatch - "BEETLEJUICE Beetlejuice" teases a return to the ol' homestead
“The Juice is loose.” I love Beetlejuice. It’s such a touchstone of my youth. Plus, Wynona Ryder’s wardrobe was EPIC. So I got stoked when the sequel promised all the cool kids would be back. This teaser gives us a peek at Jenny Ortega’s Astrid Deetz, our beloved Lydia’s daughter. She fits in with the Burton aesthetic, probably because she cut her teeth on Wednesday. Wynona still looks like a…
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wookieonendor · 1 month
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TrailerWatch - "Alien: Romulus" drops a bloody teaser
(Searchlight Pictures/epk.tv) “RUN.” I love Fede Álvarez’s work. Okay, so 2022’s Texas Chainsaw Massacre was absolute garbage, but he was one writer among three, and didn’t direct. So I’ll give him a pass. This time, he helms an Alien-set story, set in between the first Alien and it’s sequel, Aliens. And it looks like he’s got that claustrophobic feel that worked so well in Don’t Breathe and…
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wookieonendor · 1 month
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TrailerWatch - "The Crow" (2024)
I have to admit, I felt a bit iffy on this film. Brandon Lee absolutely OWNS this role. I was fully prepped to hate what this re-imagening had in store. (Plus, the first images harked back to Leto’s Joker, and I hate an obvious ripoff.) But. Color me intrigued. This trailer is gorgeous, and while I’ll always love Brandon Lee, I’ll let this film try to convince me that it’s got a cool idea too. I…
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wookieonendor · 2 months
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The YouTubes - "The Best Picture Winner the Academy Doesn't Want You to Know About" from Too Much Film School!
I love TMFS. The way they poke fun at all of us who spent too much time taking cinema too seriously in undergrad… And how they demystify film analysis so everyone can be a part of the party. So, as the Oscars are this Sunday? I’m loving TMFS’s look at the first Academy Awards, and how the two Best Picture awards – Artistic Merit and Production – could definitely help these awards show film goers…
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wookieonendor · 2 months
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Baltimore Screening Pass-palooza - "Arthur the King"!
Ready to hop on your bikes and pet a good boi? Synopsis! Over the course of ten days and 435 miles, an unbreakable bond is forged between pro adventure racer Michael Light (Mark Wahlberg) and a scrappy street dog companion dubbed Arthur. Based on an incredible true story, ARTHUR THE KING follows Light, desperate for one last chance to win, as he convinces a sponsor to back him and a team of…
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