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How would reader and Choso announce their pregnancy?
Ooooooh that's a tough one 😂
I can see it happen in two ways:
First one is Choso being extremely happy because it's something human and something new happening to him (and reader but reader is already human so she has seen pregnancies a lot through her liferime, choso never). He would do bunch of research once you announce it to him and after finding out it's a normal cycle of a human's life he would not feel the need to announce it to anyone. He would still be ahppy of course but he just wouldn't see the point if the rest of humanity sees a pregnancy as a normal thing. Reader will have to explain to him that couples announce it and their friends are extremely happy for them because some people have difficulty getting there (if ever). After that he would plan with you the best way to announce it to as many people as you can. But his brothers are first in line to know. That's a must. Plus Choso being more on the introverted side would want to have a small gathering of close friends, nothing too elaborate. Inviting people to your house to hang out, having fun for a while and then with a big grin announcing you're expecting. Some would want to come up to you and pat your belly but Choso would shoo them away asap. The only ones allowed to come close to you would be his brothers and your family members.
Second way i could see this go is him just bluntly announcing it midconversation. Like discussing something with someone and then be like "oh by the way y/n won't come if there's drinking involved because of the baby. Why are you hugging me?!". He wouldn't expect people to be this surprised about it. Like were they doubting him? Of course he got you pregnant, he wanted to start a family with you (as the family man he is). Once people started asking him how he felt about it as a half curse he would say the usual: excited and scared at the same time. But mostly fascinated about what a human's body is capable of. You wouldn't be so happy once you found out all of your friends knew before you could come up with a cute way to tell them. Choso would, of course, apologize and you would, of course, forgive him.
Thanks for the ask!
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Unknown, Uni, Us
University AU
Choso x female!reader
2/?
Word count: 2.5K
Summary: after entering university and taking down your rose tinted glasses you saw how ugly your highschool friends' personalities really were. You even start to think you'll spend the rest of your university life all alone. Little did you know you caught the eye of a quiet goth guy with a reputation. Will your heart be ever able to trust someone, anyone, again?
Warnings: typos, angst, fluff, slowburn, slow beginings, slightly ooc
Taglist: no one
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To your disapointment (and few protests) Stella pulled both you and Choso to the very back of the room where she usually sat with her new friends alomg with other slackers who didn't even bring any notebooks. And since the biochemistry teacher has his age and would most likely combust if he used any muscle of his body a little too much you couldn't hear shit. Not to mention your dear friend giggling and gossiping the entire time. Did she never learn how to whisper?
Even Choso, who you found out is quite responsible, has given up halfway through the class and whispered to you that he can't afford losing this class and went to sit closer to the front to hear better.
"Your new friend is a tad rude," Stella remarked after the class ended.
'Look who's talking,' was itching to fly out of your mouth but you kept it firmly shut. Only this year and then you can let her go. Only the freshmen year and then you can be free.
Luckily you didn't have any more classes for the day. Stella had some labs so she couldn't follow you around and test your patience even more. Or better yet pull you to join her newfound group and forcefully socialize you.
The day was just begining tho. As much as your conscience was telling you to hurry home and study, you on the other hand wanted to regain some inner peace. In other words, you didn't take the tram like usually. Instead you took a walk by the river. You've only ever seen it from the tram window, from up close it looked a little more..... polluted. So much for a romantic walk by the river.
Anyways, you still walked from the pavement down to the rocky shore. Your mind wandered to the early days, the easier days. The days when it took forever for monday to turn into friday and early bedtime was a punishment. Nowadays the weeks fly by so fast it's almost unbelievable and full eight hours of quality sleep is a rare blessing. Even studying used to be easier back then. All it took for you was to read it once or twice but now? Today even with you studying every single day, trying out milion different study methods from various sites, you still feel like you're falling behind.
Just like when you were a child you searched for the most perfect flat rock. Just like back then after finding it you almost didn't want to throw it away since it was the most perfect flat pebble in your eyes and it would be a shame. And just like in the past you made it hop on water with all your might. Nine jumps. Not bad.
Your inner child woke up a bit. The world around you didn't seem so bad anymore. So what that you still have assignments to finish and lab reports to send. This moment is only for taking a break. Breathing in the chill air. Listening to the water hitting the shore. Hearing footsteps in the background. Aproaching. Wha-?
You snapped your eyes open and quickly run behind the nearest bush. A group ran down to the shore. They were all young, boys and girls seemingly in your age, but none of their faces were familiar to you. So they weren't from your school then.
You were wrong.
One tall guy with a hood on turned his face to your hiding spot and you saw a familiar tattoed line across his nose and jet black spiky hair now tied up into two messy space buns crushed under the fabric of his hood. And, was he smiling?
Granted, you've known Choso personaly for only few hours but you don't think you've ever seen him smile at school. Or be surrounded by people. Lo and behold, now he was smiling from ear to ear, cold air painting his cheeks slightly red. With his arms around another guy's shoulders. The same guy slapping his arm away and showing him his tongue like a child. You giggled. Having friends like this. To go to the lake with you and goof of after school. You never had that. You always wanted to have that. Why was life unfair?
With your happy mood gone you were slowly leaving, if it wasn't for Choso's friend pulling down his jacket. And sweater. And pants. What in the-?
In few seconds all 3 guys of the group stripped from their winter clothing, except for their underwear thank god, and raced to the cold river waters. Choso was the slowest one, which gave you the perfect amount of time to gawk at him. Respectfully of course.
You've always known him to wear layers and layers of clothing. One would assume he would be thin as a twig if stripped. But Choso was ripped. He didn't even need to flex his muscles to show off his six pack. You were more than certain those tattoed pectorals could fit into one of your bras, you might even be jealous a little. And his arms... you only got a glimpse of his black nails and metal rings at most this morning but now? Those biceps must be as big as your face, or bigger! Or maybe it was just the optical illusion caused by another tattoo snaking its way up from his forearm along the bicep and ending somewhere on his back. How many of those does he have anyways? 'The perfect amount' your inner slut whispered and you quickly shushed her.
This was no time for thoughts like this. You barely knew the guy and he barely knew you. And don't forget about the rumor going on about him. True, when you spoke to him he seemed like decent enough guy, but no leaf moves without a wind. There has to be some truth to those rumors.
You must've spent too much time in your own head to notice real life around you, because the three girls accompanying the guys walked up to your hiding spot.
Oh crap.
"Hello little stalker," the one with the shortest hair among them greeted you.
You forgot how to speak. How in the world are you ever going to explain this to them? 'Sorry for checking out and thirsting after your most likely boyfriends, especially the extremely hot goth one who I accidentally befriended this morning and have felt his gentle touch on my back ever since the start of a biochemistry class.' Yeah right.
"I wasn't stalking, I was just-" yup, nothing reasonable coming to mind. "I was just leaving, sorry," you said as you straightened up from behind the bush and turned to leave.
The girls muttered behind you 'huh, what a weird girl' and other stuff you've already heard plenty of times.
"Hey, Y/N?" you heard behind your back. It was Choso yelling out to you from the freezing water.
You turned around and got a closer look at him. His hair was now wet and slicked back. "So it is you. What are you doing here?"
Everyone from the group looked between you and him with surprise and confusion all over their faces. None of them apparently expected Choso to know the river stalker, as they most likely call you now in their heads.
"I was just taking a walk after school," you yelled back, "and you?" escaped your mouth before you could stop and you immediately cringed. How many times did you say 'thanks you too' in restaurants when they told you bon apetit and yet you still didn't learn from that.
"We are knitting a sweater!" yelled out an excited guy with pink hair and an undercut. The same guy Choso hugged earlier.
"Yeah, real fashionable," one of the girls rolled her eyes.
"You know eachother?" asked another girl, the one that greeted you earlier.
You nodded. In the background Choso climbed out of the river and you got another glimpse of him in just his underwear. Heat rushed into your face and you quickly looked away.
"Yeah," he said as he walked closer with a towel over his shoulders, "we just met this morning."
You nodded again and kept avoiding his gaze.
"Aaaaw, that's so sweet Choco. I told you you'll find a friend! Basically at the end of the semester but still! Better late than never!" one of the girls cooed.
"Nobara please stop calling me that," Choso rolled his eyes.
Nobara shook her head. "Nuh uh."
Choso sighed. "By the way, did you manage to take any notes during that class? You could've stood up and sit closer to the front with me, you know."
Your heart sped up. Why tho? He only asked if you heard enough to make notes. It's not like he asked you to go sit somewhere private with him. Stop thinking everything's about you!
You gulped down all the self hating thoughts. "Yeah, i shushed Stella sometimes when the professor talked about something i never heard of but otherwise i didn't need to write down anything."
"You mean you remember everything the old guy was saying?"
"Not quite. I already studied this subject in highschool so very few things were new to me. Probably the reason why Stella wasn't paying attention either. We went to the same highschool," you explained.
"That must've been some pretty fancy highschool you went to," another girl praised, "I took a look at Choso's biochemistry notes and even I had trouble understanding."
Meanwhile the rest of the guys went out the river and were warming up on the shore.
"Kinda sad for a medical sophomore," a white haired guy commented.
"Didn't she get in by cheating?" asked the pink haired guy? "Geto said he never saw her study for the entrance exams."
"Hearsay," the medical sophomore said and fished out a cigarette from her pocket.
You observed their group a little more closely this time. Three guys if you don't count Choso. And three girls. You already got the name Nobara. The rest is a mystery.
"It's not that difficult, just memorizing mostly," you tried to downplay the medical girl's praise.
Choso groaned. "Well that's just perfect. I'll never pass it," he crossed his arms.
A white haired guy who already got dressed and, for some reason, put on extremely dark sunglasses smirked. He walked up to you. "Hey sweetie, Y/N right? Can I humbly ask for tutoring our dear Choso over here? Look at him," he poked his dark eyebags ro which Chosos tried to slap his hand away with annoyance, "one more sleepless night of studying and the poor guy will combust!"
Another guy with longer black hair in half up bun joined in. "That's true. Who will then take care of poor Yuji and Sukuna?"
"Fuck that bastard," white haired guy deadpaned.
"G-gojo," the pink haired gasped.
"Not you, not you!" The white haired panicked. "I meant your dear twin! You're a pure angel!"
"*cough* lies *cough*," Nobara said with a fake cough.
You chuckled at shenanigans unfolding infront of you. They must be a pretty closed knit group to tease eachother like this.
"So what do you say? Help our buddy out?" Asked the one apparently named Gojo and made a pretty poor attempt at puppy eyes behind his shades.
"You don't have to if you don't want to," said Choso as you were about to give your answer.
You wanted to say yes. Studying in groups have helped you a lot in the past, even though only one person was ever kind enough to study with you. That excitement that was bubbling inside of you after Gojo mentioned studying with Choso was quickly dying down because of Choso's comment. Why would he say that? You thought you got along well, even more he was desperate to pass. And coming from the medical girl he didn't have any friends in university other than you to help him. The fact that he was saying 'you don't have to' was basically him gently telling you he doesn't want to study with you. That he'd rather fail than spend more time with you. Where did you go wrong again? You thought it was starting out well, wasn't it?
After few seconds of more overthinking you politely smiled. "I'll have to think about it. Besides biochemistry we have lots of other classes I'll need to study for. I'm sorry."
"I can help you with those," Choso said and confused you even more.
Didn't he just basically softly reject you few seconds ago? And now he's basically suggesting you two to study anyways? Helping eachother out? Together? Huh?
"Oh, well, uhm," you stuttered and half up bun guy leaned in to whisper into Choso's ear. "I think you broke the poor girl."
"No," you defended yourself and hoped they wouldn't notice your burning face. "Just caught me off guard. No one has ever suggested helping me study before. It was always me doing the helping...." you looked away sadly and tried real hard not to let some deeply hidden memories floating to the surface.
Medical girl finished smoking her cigarette. "It's settled then. You can study at my appartment when both of you got time, since it's closer to your school. I'll stay at Torahime's over the next week anyways. At least someone will take care of my plants."
"That won't be-"
"But!" Medical girl interrupted Choso's complaint. "Wrap it Cho. I don't want to study embryology in 3D," she winked at him.
Choso's whole face turned pink. "Nothing like that will happen!" He defended himself pretty agressively. More than you expected to be honest.
"Yeah. What he said!" You defended your honor just like he did, poorly but still.
Only then did Choso start shivering. He was the last one with just a towel on. "I guess i better go dress."
"Yeah, i should go too. I still need to write some lab reports," you chuckled as you felt all your responsibilities start crushing your shoulders again.
"Alright. Good luck with that. See you tomorrow!" He waved his goodbye just like the rest of his group.
As you were waiting for your tram your mind kept repeating all the events from today. A cute goth guy with tons of mystery befriending you. Sitting next to you in class. Seeing him without his clothes. Meeting his (most likely) only friends. Him maybe wanting to study with you, even though your overthinking sometimes suggests otherwise. Possibly gaining a new friend.
And who could've ever though that all this could come from just one missed email?
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ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
FETCH ME NEIL
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My mom had surgery today (nothing major, she's already recovering and doimg good). Because of university's labs i couldn't go visit her but i called her before and after her surgery. Both my dad and brother went to visit her when i still had to be in lab.
My grandma, my mom's mother, who promised her a week ago she'll be there when my mom will wake up after narcose, wasn't there. Didn't even go to visit. When my dad called her to pick her aboit when to pick her up and go to hospital with her at first she said she usually goes out with her dog that time. My dad told her to go earlier with the dog. After lots of persuasion my gradnma said okay. When my dad called her when he was getting closer to her house she told him that her neighbour came with free tickets to an expo that was in the town and she decided to go there instead.
Imagine what kind of a parent would choose free expo tickets over their child waking up after surgery? No matter how old your child is?
Long story short, this was the last straw for me and i no longer concider her part of my family. She doesn't deserve it.
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I was watching Avengers the other day and noticed something I haven't ever joined the dots on before.
In this shot of Barton just before he shoots the arrow at the helicarrier, he's pale, sweating, and has dark circles under his eyes. I can only assume this is due to having been under the influence of the sceptre for the last few days.
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And then there's this more familiar shot of Loki having just come through the tesseract's portal...
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...pale, sweating, and with dark circles under his eyes.
Barton still has those bright blue eyes that indicate he's under the direct influence of the sceptre, and Loki doesn't.
So what I'm concluding from this is that Loki was recently under the direct influence of the sceptre just before he was sent to earth.
This direct control was removed before he was sent, but he remains under the more indirect influence that the sceptre has on people nearby (e.g. the Avengers on the helicarrier). We see his physical health improve the longer he's on earth, which would work with this theory, and this is the same as how Barton recovers after the influence is removed.
I'd never subscribed to the theory that Loki was under the direct control of the sceptre at any point during Avengers, but this makes me think it's very likely he was being directly controlled by it for a period of time shortly before he was sent to earth.
Maybe this was some form of conditioning? Maybe it's easier for the sceptre to influence someone indirectly after they've been directly connected with it? I don't know. Possibly these effects were due to something else, but since Endgame we know it's not travel by tesseract that causes this. Although there's a possibility whatever the SHIELD scientists did on this end of the portal could have had some effect. But it's just too similar a set of symptoms to be unrelated.
I curse it again that we were never given more of Loki's story with Thanos in the series or the Avengers films!!!
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That's some deep ass haiku
If EVERYBODY in your life hates your significant other then they are the problem. If it is one or two people like a family member you have a turbulent relationship with and one friend who’s always been kind of jealous, maybe they just hate your success. But most of the time that is not the case and the people who are closest to you and love you and have had your back for years probably know when your new relationship is toxic and/or doomed.
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Me: *finally fixed all mistakes and illogical stuff in a story i've had in my head for 5 years and is ready to write it/turn it into a comic* let's go!
Also me: has to come up with plot for the comic book main character will be transported into (yes i came up with an isekai story, shut up)* fuck 🙃
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Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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Checklist for starting a language
- (if needed) learn the alphabet
- basic grammar for forming words and pronunciation
This process alone would take a few hours maybe 2-3 depending on the difficulty and the difficulty depends on your native language
- 1000 most common words in your native language (translate to target language)
Translate favorite medias into target language
This could be songs, movie quotes, scenes, or anything from your own writing.
Attempt to pronounce these by looking at the writing.
I’ve been making flash cards for alphabet and sounds
I’m new to language learning so if anything I said is less effective than another strategy please let me know.
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@gaitwae 😘
i can’t believe i fell for it
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Choso x hematologist!reader imagine
Imagine you're walking from a late night lab. As you pass around a lake you see a dark figure under a street lamp with spiky black hair and white and black attire with bloodspots. Huge ones.
You panic and run up to him and ask him if he's okay. Only to discover he's removing the blood from his clothes and it levitates back into his body. The woman was too stunned to speak. Both of you got surprised, you becuase you've never seen anything like this and him because he didn't want anyone tk notice him. He was ready to attack and get rid of you only for you to start fangirling which surprised him even more. You started asking him bunch of questions, lots of them were too sciency for him to even understand. In the end you were too adorable and fascinating for him to kill you.
He explained who and what he was and patiently waited for the sparkle of wonder in your eyes to change into horror but the sparkle only got brighter. You talked a bit about yourself too, explained your job and what it entails. He was surprised humans study blood, and even more surprised how much can you find out from a single drop of it. He wasn't the one for company except for his brothers but he enjoyed talking to you. You excusing yourself to go home as it was already close to midnight made him sadder than he thought it would.
The next day he waited for you under the same street lamp you met at. Unfortunately you were too tired to notice him so he had to walk up to you and tap you on your shoulder, to which you jumped nearly five meters into the air. As an apology he suggested helping you with your research (and also to spend more time with you).
You snuck him into your work and locked yourselves in your lab. You ran bunch of tests on his blood. Almost lost your mind when you found out he has no blood type. After a while you quickly asked him to donate some of it to your personal stash to do some experiments with later. You asked for a half a liter, he gave you full one. You marveled as he used his cursed technique infront of you.
He watched you when you were finishing a project from last night. He asked if he could help. You showed him how to make blood smears to keep him busy. You didn't expect him to make perfect ones every single time he tried. He cheated btw.
Few days later he started visiting you and climbing into your lab through the window. Sometimes it annoyed you but other times you found it charming.
At one point he even formed the blood you were working with into a heart. Without you knowing. You initially panicked because yoj thought somethin went wrong with your project but then Choso hopped in through the window ans changed it back to your relief. He changed his nose mark into a heart instead.
One time he snuck through the window as usually but you were nowhere to be found. Not the next day either. He started to worry your friendship has ended. But he kept showing up the entire week just in case you came back.
After you did you explained you were at home with sickness. He never felt so reliefed. Which made him think about his feelings for you. He was only ever worried like this if one of his brothers was in danger. He knew that was love. He was worried for you the same way. Could he call it love as well? He wasn't sure.
Either way, he asked to walk you home so he knew where to look for you the next time you go sick.
At home you made both of you dinner. And decided to watch some movies as well. You wanted Choso to watch something including his cursed technique so you put on a movie with the majn character getting leukemy. Choso felt really bad for some reason after he found out blood can be deadly even if it isn't leaving the body in huge amounts.
You told him about your friend's kid with leukemy and how the little boy had it since he was 4. He immediately asked you to take him to the hospital where the little boy is being treated. You had to sneak in XD. He did yome hand movements above the sleeping boy and told you he'll be fine.
The next day your friend called you and practically cried that their little boy is miraculously cancer free. Out of pure excitement you hugged Choso when you first saw him that day. It startled him but he found out he doesn't exactly hate it.
Since that day Choso has hugged you everytime you guys met. And also since that day you started to see this brooding guy in a different light. As a half curse he had nk obligation helping your friend's son and yet he did it anyways. Has spent all his free time with you. Helped you whenever you asked him. Asked about your work, what you studied in school, how you came to be a scientist, but also about your hobbies, passions, family... you might've started developing a small crush, but you weren't exactly sure of it yet.
Anyways, at the end of the day both of you gained a very valuable friend, and maybe in the future something more. Time will tell.
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