merry fucken christmas heres your
PRESENT
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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time
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once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?
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YOU SILLY?
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As a guy it's my job to become completely pregnant. My skin must be tight and unbreakable. I must withstand a thousand storms. Become God. Then become sleepy and comfy in me pajamas
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All the letters, large and small case. Quartz veins in stone.
Molly Montgomery collects natural unedited rocks on the beach creating an alphabet that took years.
Follow us on Telegram : The Fabulous Weird Trotters
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nothing is ever going to be better than this gif. I see this gif and I just about cry every time.
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this might be a bold statement but I think one of the best character designs to exist in television is salem saberhagen, a warlock punished for trying to take over the world & forced to live as a cat for a 100 years, who spends his penance being a bitchy little drama queen who causes constant trouble and cries a lot
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i really love safety quizzes that are like..
"When handling hazardous chemicals, what should you do?
a) Run around and skip and pour it on pedestrians
b) Drink it all immediately
c) Use the correct handling procedure
d) All of the above"
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i’ve been inspired by the person who said if they got 666k notes they would practice self care. so ya know what? i’ve been in a spiral of depression for months so if this post gets 1 MILLION notes by the end of 2023, i will start taking care of myself and actually try to battle my depression and live my life. (this is never going to get 1m notes yall HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA)
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all i want is mutuals that reblog my posts and talk to me and call me by my first name
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Crypto is dying, reblog to make it die faster
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they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins
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