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i came out to my school-mandated therapist (there was An Incident) and she was like oh!!!! like karan johar!!! MAAM NO

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My life is just one large shitpost.

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men think they are studs for sleeping with a lot of women when they are just a community dildo being passed around

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Beauty.

desi pride moodboard: india pride walks

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Literally

*family gathering*

me on the outside: :)

me on the inside: YOUR LITTLE BOY IS A HOMOSEXUAL, MOTHER. I AM YOUR WORST FEARS BROUGHT TO LIFE *evil laughter*

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Who the fuck is delusional enough to think brits invented curry? Lmao

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Me: I'm hungry

Mom: Would you like some snacks?

Me: Sure

Mom: Which snack do you want?

Me: * sweats profusely as I use every iota of self control in my being not to say Abhishek Bachchan *

Me: Pasta.

#funny #yes this is true #abhishek bachchan #pasta sauce #i love him #help me pls #mother #shitpost #aishwarya rai #im sorry

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POOJA PFP POOJA PFP, JOIN THE POOJAPOCALYPSE

I REFUSE !

GO TAKE A SELFIE YOU * shudders * POOJA FAN (deregatory)

#jk jk #love u <3

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Of course I'm a witch. And obviously, I possess Hozier. Where do you think he got his perfection from?

reblog if you are your url

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No, only Hrithik

HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK HRITHIK

guysssss @crazyas-hell shrey ko lagta hai apna srk hot hai PLEASE LET ME WIN AND PROVE SHREY WRONG PLIJ PLIJ PLIJ vo sirf dear zindagi mei hot hai aur kahi nahiiiiiii

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oh youre a man without earrings? its ok i dont mind ^_^ now come closer (i am holding an icepack and a needle behind my back)

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Silenced

Women are the epitome of silent suffering,

They praise us.

Patriarchy in the guise of empowerment.

When were we ever given a choice?

Every time we speak

We are silenced.

Silenced, talked over, interrupted.

Patronised, invalidated.

Shamed.

But no more.

We will rise

And speak.

Speak, shout, proclaim.

Ask, demand.

Accuse.

We will stand up for ourselves

Fight for our right

To be treated as people.

-By Ocean.

#poems on tumblr #my poetry #my poem #original poem #everyday feminism #radical feminism #radical feminst #intersectional feminism #silenced #i am oppressed #freedom #social activism #human rights #political poetry

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Thank you to the one person who liked this. Warna meri beizzati hoti

This ring hurts my finger but guess what? I don't care.

#this is embarassing

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...Queer representation in Bollywood is Karan Johar. Take a moment to reflect on that.

#like why #desi queer #queer pride #desi tag #bollywood #karan johar #is this anything #representation #shitpost #koffee

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THE FUNNIEST EFFING THING HAPPENED

We were at a 'griah pravesh' today, which is basically like a housewarming prayer kind of thing that hindu people do before shifting into a new home.

Anyways we were talking to the pandit (priest) who was to conduct the prayer, and found out he was unmarried.

My mom and the aunty who was hosting the event joked that they'd find him a girl to get married to soon.

And the pandit DEADASS went, "Oh actually, I prefer men, but since it's illegal in this country you unfortunately can't find me a husband".

VJISDHGHUG AND EVERYONE'S FACE, YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. I WAS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH.