totk but link is tommy and zelda is ranboo. rauru is technoblade, and his wife is philza. niki is rauru’s sister.
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The fact that c!Tommy would probably bitch slap cc!Tommy before he could even say anything at all is extremely funny. Or maybe push him off a tower. All while maintaining a straight face.
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so i found warped tour 2005 cds in my moms collection
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When I'm around you my brain feels like I'm fucking conditioned to be your friend, but also when I have a knife I want to just plunge it into you heart. It's like - I don't - you don't make me a good person.
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hermitcraft season eight tumblr would be so fucking good.
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helloooo everyone remember that Big Eye has all your needs and more for this upcoming apocalypse! shop Big Eye!
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Erm... Kill yourself?
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Grian I am coming to your house and I am going to shoot you dead, you bastard.
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????!!??
#WHO RUNS THIS ACCOUNT?? #KERALIS???
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Did you guys know earwax is actually a kind of sweat?
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what kind of scientist are you again?
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5 what?
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I love my neighbors!!
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changed my mind im going to strangle scar if he blows up my yard one more time.
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howdy yall! does anyone know what happened to the moon?
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The what.
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it's a cosmic entity available when the sky is dark (night)
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i think he knows what a moon is.
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i think.
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i try not to assume anything about anyone. on a side note, have you looked outside recently?
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WHAG THE FUCK
#how is rhis how i found out about... whatever this is #what even is that
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Just blew up Pearl's yard again... maybe she needs to stop putting creepers in boats.
#swaggon.txt
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guys pretty please come do some holiday shopping at octogon i'll literally suck your dick
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DOC BRO YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT.
#SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
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who said that.
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Hey there, long time no post!
I actually finished this piece a little while ago but I kind of forgot about it with my last uni course and life happening haha 😅 but since I've been replaying botw the last few weeks and with totk just around the corner I thought now was a nice time to share it with you all! ☺️
~(also I definitely am very normal about totk and absolutely not in any financial debt at all because of the collectors edition and OLED)~
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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal
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funny thing about tommy being a god in the qsmpverse is that he not only continues to establish the dsmp as canon but he directly references it as events he was involved with. so right now the most canonical ending to c!tommy's storyline is he ascended to godhood and then fucked off to the qsmp. which is intensely funny for so many reasons.
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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Technoblade when he's about to ruin someone's day VS Technoblade 99% of the rest of the time.
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quick redraw of this post
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