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Percy Jackson was the original nepotism baby

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #the heroes of olympus #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace #luke castellan #nico di angelo #magnus chase #hazel levesque

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Why do people stop commenting on fics if they’re more than a week or two old? Please comment on old fics. Tell me you like my one shot from 2014. Tell me you like my old multi-chap I finished in 2016 that I spent a year writing. I will be fucking thrilled.

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Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

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Welcome to the United States of America where if you want to be safe from guns you die if you want to get a safe abortion you die if you're gay you die if you're black you die if you're a woman you die if you're disabled you die if you're a kid you die if you're a POC you die if you're trans you die and no one will do anything about it because some stupid cuntrags that are two steps away from tripping on a staircase and dying cling to some dipshit beliefs from over 6 decades ago and decide to make it everyone's problem

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More random riordanverse headcanons I have because you guys liked the first one??

Percy doesn’t know how to tie a tie properly and at first Sally helped him but then it transitioned to Annabeth helping him (she knows how since she went to private schooling)

Hazel likes adopting stray cats

Grover likes using his reed pipes to make plants (primarily flowers) grow so that he can give them to Juniper

Nico likes painting his nails but he always gets annoyed by how quickly they get chipped

Percy and Thalia like to talk about music a lot bc they have similar music taste and sometimes Nico joins in

Speaking of, once the campers at CHB found out Nico didn’t know any modern music, they all bombarded him with it (his favorite is MCR bc ofc it is)

Back to Percy and Thalia, the two mainly argue about genres because Percy is more into classic rock and Thalia is into punk

The two will also get into very heated arguments about music and not speak to each other for a while before they eventually forget why they were fighting in the first place

Travis and Katie are a couple (this still isn’t canon for some reason?)

Speaking of, Katie and the majority of the Demeter cabin definitely grow weed and the reason she gets so pissed at the Stoll brothers is because they keep almost busting her by accident

Annabeth and Piper introduced Taylor Swift to Hazel and now she’s obsessed with it and the three of them have Taylor Swift singalongs, sometimes joined by Percy and Frank

Piper loves Paramore

Jason often loses his glasses (Leo loves to hide them as well)

Rachel refuses to get a driver’s license

Leo pretends to like coffee but he always has to drink it with lots of sugar to even tolerate the taste

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace #nico di angelo #leo valdez #jason grace #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang

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Rating Riordanverse Books I’ve Read

The Lightning Thief: 10/10. Wholesome, love the original trio especially Grover. Baby Percabeth is adorable. Ultimate nostalgia.

The Sea of Monsters: 8/10. Grover was missing for a lot but the wedding dress scene was iconic. Percy and Annabeth whining about Tyson kinda annoys me, so it gets a point off there. Also amazing plot twist ending

The Titan’s Curse: 9/10. Annabeth is missing throughout most of it, that’s why it loses a point. But Percy and Thalia throughout the book? Iconic. Also Bianca, Zoe, Grover, etc. were all so iconic I love them.

The Battle of The Labyrinth: 10/10. Percy crashing his own funeral? Hilarious. The Percabeth kiss? Iconic.

The Last Olympian: 9/10. Percabeth 😩 one point off for the deaths and emotional damage 10 year old me got from reading it for the first time

Also a little warning here, I do not remember the majority of the heroes of Olympus books bc I don’t reread them that often so excuse that and take these ratings with a grain of salt

The Lost Hero: 6/10. I miss Percy and Annabeth (she’s not in it enough). I didn’t really know who any of the characters were, so I was confused at first. But it didn’t suck I guess?? Good plot twist at the end.

The Son of Neptune: also 6/10 for similar reasons. I missed Annabeth and was also very confused bc I didn’t know any of the characters. But I love the fact Percy didn’t forget about Annabeth, that was iconic. Also Frank and Hazel were cute.

The Mark of Athena: 5/10. Athena is an annoying little bitch in this one. The Percy and Jason fight was unnecessary. Same with Annabeth’s solo quest along with Percy and Annabeth falling into Tartarus at the end. But their little date before Annabeth went on her quest was cute, so I’ll give it that.

The House of Hades: 5/10. This book gave me emotional damage. I was so invested in Percabeth that I was tempted to skip other character’s pov’s. But I also love the fact they were in Tartarus bc I thrive on chaos. Also bob and his cat was cute, but bob’s death emotionally wrecked preteen me.

The Blood of Olympus: 5/10. This gets an extra point simply bc Percy’s nosebleed was iconic. But it could not live up to the last Olympian, and the whole camp Jupiter attacking camp half blood plot was stupid. But I liked the Nico, reyna, and coach hedge traveling that was fun.

Anyways sorry that this was so long. Maybe I’ll do the other series in another post.

Also someone pls take the word iconic away from me

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #luke castellan #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace #magnus chase #nico di angelo

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Rip Luke Castellan you would’ve loved the movie Morbius

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #luke castellan #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians

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Meow irl

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My objectively correct tier list of the main characters in PJO & HoO

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #luke castellan #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace #nico di angelo

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I will riot if the new pjo show doesn’t have a good soundtrack. Like pls use 2000s music I’m begging you

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #luke castellan #magnus chase #rachel elizabeth dare #thalia grace

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Nico definitely has a mullet as an adult

#no i do not take criticism #nico pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #annabeth chase

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The riordanverse characters and what I think their favorite band/musician would be

Percy: Led Zeppelin this is canon

Annabeth: she’s a Taylor Swift stan

Piper: Doja Cat

Thalia: Green Day this is also canon and the reason why I started listening to Green Day

Grover: he unironcially listens to Weezer and no one can convince me otherwise

Nico: I know, I know everyone always says My Chemical Romance but it’s for a reason

Magnus: Nirvana. He started to listen to them as a joke since he’s told he looks like Kurt Cobain but then he got really into it

Luke: Kanye bc he is a male manipulator (I could also see Radiohead and he’d be the type to be like “yeah I really relate to it bc I too am a creep.)

Rachel: she probably listens to the most obscure bands that no one has ever heard of

Hazel: also a Taylor Swift stan but very exclusively just Debut, Fearless, Evermore, and Folklore

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #thalia grace #grover underwood #nico di angelo #luke castellan #magnus chase #rachel elizabeth dare #hazel levesque

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Imagine still being a Luke sympathizer in 2022 💀✋

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #luke castellan

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The fact that Annabeth and Thalia went to a boarding school together for a while is so overlooked and I hate that

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #thalia grace

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Imagine how PISSED Clarisse was when she learned there was a new prophecy including seven demigods and she WASNT one of them. Like she trains for years and years and her quest was ruined by Percy, and then all of these new demigods and Percy get to go on the quest??

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #clarrise la rue #pjo series

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Since everyone has been obsessed with the amazing Spider-Man (including myself) I can’t help but notice how much Peter and Gwen remind me of Percy and Annabeth. Like, sarcastic boy who skateboards who’s in love with a smart blonde?

#annabeth chase #percy jackson #the heroes of olympus #tasm #the amazing spider man #andrew garfield #peter parker

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