winxclub-shitpost-villains

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#winx club #shitpost #meme

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Griffin trying to help Mirta with Lucy

Griffin, whispering to Mirta, who’s on the phone with Lucy: Ask them something!

Mirta: How are you feeling?

Lucy: Fine.

Griffin: Something personal!

Mirta: At what age did you first get your period?

#lucy x mirta #mirta #griffin #lucy #incorrect quotes #shitpost #🌈

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Duman: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

#duman #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Griffin: Valtor stole from me first!

Darcy: Mhm.

Griffin: Stole my heart...

Faragonda: It is still illegal to commit murder.

#griffin #darcy #faragonda #shitpost #incorrect quotes #valtor

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*

Gantlos: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.

Duman: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.

Anagan: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.

Ogron: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC'.

Anagan: *flips the board*

#wizards of the black circle #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Avalon, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me

Palladium, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

#avalon x palladium #palladium x avalon #shitpost #avalon #incorrect quotes #🌈

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#diaspro #shitpost

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Lucy: Why are you on the floor?

Mirta: I'm depressed.

Mirta: Also I was stabbed, can you get Icy, please.

#lucy x mirta #mirta #lucy #shitpost #incorrect quotes #🌈

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Darcy: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.

#darcy #shitpost #correct quotes #incorrect quotes

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Lucy: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you

Mirta: 10 times 0 is still 0 though

Lucy: Jokes on you, I can't do math

#lucy x mirta #mirta #lucy #shitpost #incorrect quotes #🌈

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Stormy: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Darcy: Not if they consent to it.

Icy: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Griffin: YES?!?

#the trix #griffin #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Duman: Hah! 69! You know what that means?

Ogron: What?

Gantlos: That you're a child.

Anagan: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

#wizards of the black circle #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Griffin: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Darcy: Have everyone stand.

Stormy: Bring three more chairs!

Icy: The most important ones can sit down.

Valtor: Kill three.

#griffin #the trix #valtor #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Darcy: You're right.

Riven: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

#darcy #riven #riven x darcy #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Avalon: God, give me patience.

Palladium: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Avalon: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

#avalon #palladium #avalon x palladium #🌈 #shitpost #incorrect quotes #Either one could say this to the other

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Griffin: You know those things will kill you, right?

Valtor, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point.

Darcy, smoking a vape pen: We’re trying to speed up the process.

Icy: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

#griffin #valtor #darcy #icy #shitpost #incorrect quotes

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Lucy: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Mirta: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Lucy: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

#lucy x mirta #mirta #lucy #shitpost #incorrect quotes #🌈