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SOME ADVICES FOR FUTURE (and actual) PARENTS

So I’m personally not planning on having children, but I would like to counsel people who do (based on my own experience)

DO NOT, DO NEVER compare your child to other children or people. This is a direct road to therapy, you’ll cause them inferiority or superiority complexes, and that’s not good

Talk to them as they were adults. Yes, they’re cute. Yes, they’re chubby and you want to call them by cute names. But they will thank you later, it will incredibly develop their intelligence and critical thinking.

Do not brush their problems or complicated conversation topics away. Do as if they were valid adults - which they are, in a way. You talk about them, let them express what they need and feel, abs together come up with a solution.

Forcing them to meet YOUR friends (and extended family)? That’s meh. They won’t keep any good memory from it — they just feel like they’re dragged around like a pet.

The “do not compare” also applies to other generations. Your generation and theirs is completely different, with different problems and fights and joys.

You love your children, and they probably love you. However, they aren’t your property, and want a life of their own, so give them air and space. If you don’t, they’ll hate you or break free without your accord, or both.

Fix yourself before fixing your children.

Yes, they need you to survive. However, they don’t owe you anything for that, besides being grateful perhaps. But being fed and housed isn’t a privilege they should repay for; it’s something YOU chose to give them when you gave them birth. They didn’t ask to live, you made them live.

I’m not a parent and do not plan to be one, so of course I can’t really tell y’all what to do, but, truly, these things will 1) make your children happier and 2) make your relationship with them better.

Feel free to add anything!

#parent #parents #lgbtq #gen z culture #gen z #Life #advice #important #children #therapy

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Greek

STATUES

Yes that’s it that’s the whole post

Have a good day

#greece #greek #statue #humour #humor #lgbt #gen z

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me: what is the ultimate difference between life and death? What makes us whole, alive, human? What is our role in all this?

also me: do fruits piss… and HOW

#gen z culture #gen z #intelligent #brain #wow #questions #spirituality

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shoutout to me

#lgbtq #gen z culture #gen z #confidence #lol

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Brain: now you will stress about seeing people you have known for years even though you are supposed to have a good time

Me: what

Social anxiety: It’s me™️

Me: great how do I uninstall it

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*low ASMR whispering voice* Okuuuuuurt

#cardi b #asmr #gen z #funny #hahaha #lol #lmao #humour #humor

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Gen A humo(u)r :

• I have [low number of brain cells]

• HDJZJXIJSJDJKSJ

• Meme meme meme meme

• OMG I CAN’T EVEN—

• “what if your mom had aborted” “I wish she did”

• wat is math

• [jokes about serious subjects]

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Candles confuse me so much like,,,, you light it, it melts. Then, when it the melted candle has dried there STILL is candle, but less than before?¿?¿ I is confusion

#candles #what the fuck #gen z #confusion #science #science side of tumblr #spirituality #art

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*super mario 3D world music plays loudly in the back* let’s learn this 13 history chapters in a 1-hour marathon

#school #it’s not healthy #i have an exam in one hour #help #gen z #gen z culture #History #humour #humor #laugh #lol #haha #teen #teenager

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My contribution to religion? The swear words it offers

#religion #christianity is so glaring at me right now #Christian #church #gen z #gen z culture

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Be confident to an excess. Better too much than not enough. Walk like a monarch. Idc if it’s arrogance. Jesus is dead and only the power of our sins will bring him back

#confidence #jesus #Christian #imagine extremely catholic ppl finding this #church #more like no #gen z #gen z culture #sin #lil nas x knows

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Other people: yeah if someone checked my camera roll I’d be in trouble... why I have two calculators??? Haha *nervous*

Me: ...my camera roll is a mess but I have nothing to hide

People: Show me your phone then

Me: *thinks about notes app* No

#gen z #gen z culture #camera roll #notes #hiding #what do you mean fanfiction? informations about murder? idk that #what the fuck

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Imagine enduring NINE months of PREGNANCY to name your child:

• Bob

• Karen

•Courtney

• Chad

#karen #seriously what the fuck #gen z #i want no child

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How I sleep knowing I’m a threat to Christianity:

#lgbtq #lgbtqplus #queer #im bisexual and I know it #yes this means I worship Harry styles #gay #lesbian #transgender #non binary #pansexual #omnisexual #polysexual #gender fluid

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getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny

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Mom: *speaks to me*

Me: *talks back the same way*

Her: you?¿?¿ disrespect me?¿?¿

Me:

Me internally: u don’t like smelling ur own shit uh

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Every time someone says “not” in a sentence, create a creepy atmosphere by adding “not yet”

#gen z #creepy #humour #bonus points if you lean over to them and whisper it in their FUCKING EAR