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[wife-of-the-revolution]

I'm gonna talk about Buggy the Clown

Buggy fucking lives in my head rent free now, like he's incredible in a way that is truly mind boggling. 

Canonically:

He's a member of the Roger pirates, like Rayleigh, Shanks and Oden. 

He did in fact have some sort of brotherhood with Shanks. 

He's a Warlord

And an escapee from Impel Down

And has a devil fruit that, in my opinion, should be considered on an equal level with the Quake Quake fruit and other strong Paramecia type devil fruits.

The fruit allows him to move all of his body parts independently, in midair, except for his feet

These pieces can move up to 100 feet away from his feet and are totally silent. 

He's so potentially stealthy, he could be the perfect assassin, just floating his hand with a knife or poison in and maybe an eye for aim, and the target doesn't know what got them.

And as an added benefit, with this fruit, he's immune to all swords and other slashing weapons. Not just non Haki slashing weapons, all slashing weapons. 

He took a full power attack from Mihawk, and didn't just live, was unharmed. 

Let me reiterate, he took a full power attack from the world's greatest swordsman, and was unharmed

And as if he wasn't fucking strong enough, he can use his levitation powers to lift things he shouldn't be strong enough to lift, as long as he has a solid grip on them

And in his introduction, unrelated to his devil fruit, we see him blow up a town with a weapon literally anyone can use

Which he later miniaturized to use from his shoe

Buggy the Clown should be a terrifyingly strong enemy to basically anyone

But he's so goddamn stupid that none of this matters. 

Instead he runs a pirate temp agency

In conclusion: I hate this fucking clown

#buggy the clown #also he dresses like that on purpose #he should not be allowed to dress himself #nim screm