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The San Francisco Examiner, California, February 25, 1935
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really fucking hate the Freeze response that just left me staring at an unexpected Large Spider for far longer than i would've liked to
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someone used steven crowder's dox to leave him a yam with cooking instructions on it. like what can you even say except thats the funniest thing in the world to do to someone
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People without siblings should be required to undergo rigorous training before they're allowed to be a roommate
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holy shit i just learned something beautiful
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Trying to be less precious with my stuff! Little speed render of The Terror, my returning obsession haha
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Me too, brother 😔✌🏻
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You’re placed in a room with an animal. The door is closed and you cannot leave. The animal is completely calm and has no intent of harming you. You are in no danger unless you provoke the animal in some way.
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crimes of the future promotional suturing set i found on ebay
this is so fun, i love it
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she decrease on my increase until i figure out who the saultry little binch on the bottom lsft is
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i think rice with things on it & also some sort of sauce is like basically the best food genre tbh
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having the straight ear pierced is gay because you have to know which one is the gay ear
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wickedroses · 8 hours
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This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.
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can you be utterly and madly in love with me for one second
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Now this is what I mean (metaphorically) by "enrichment in my enclosure"
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