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Let’s bring this hairstyle back💕

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #photography #selfie #love yourself #grungy aesthetic #aesthetic #pretty smile #self portrait #it’s just me

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🌿 ゜・ 。. 。・ 🌸 ・ 。 . 。・ ゜ 🌿

be so rooted in yourself that

no one’s absence or presence can

disturb your inner peace

。・゜🌸 ゜・ 。🌿 。・ ゜ 🌸 ゜・。

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50 KITCHEN WITCH TIPS TO MAKE YOU FEEL MORE WITCHY

(And other useful things I've learned over the years)

Hi! This is a list of dos, don'ts, tips, tricks, and other fun things that I've learned over the years. I always love finding more effective and efficient ways of doing things so if you have any cool things you'd like to add, leave them in the comments or reblog. I'd love to read it.

Anyways... On with the list ^_^

Light candles around your kitchen space (just make sure nothing flammable is near you)

Annotate your cookbooks with the correspondence of the ingredients.

Mediating is really good to calm the mind before cooking.

Cut oranges and lemons thinly, dry them, and hang them with twine around your kitchen

Need a cleansing tip? Open all your windows near your kitchen. Let some fresh air in.

Cutting sigils into apples, pie crusts, and carved potatoes.

Save lemon and orange rinds, freeze them, and then use them to clean the garbage disposal.

Make infused oils and honey: Things like garlic honey, lavender honey, herb oil, sun oil, moon oil, dandelion oil, and other different edible oils are very fun and useful to make.

Hid sigils in pages of your cookbooks and kitchen witch journals.

Add some plants! Snake plants and spider plants don't need too much light, and growing your own herbs in your kitchen is awesome too. Basil, lavender, thyme, aloe vera, rosemary, etc. are good fits. You could also add some plants that require more sunlight on the kitchen window sill. Like cacti and succulents.

Bring crystals into your kitchen space such as rose quartz, clear quartz, amethyst, or whatever you want the space's intentions to be.

I keep a small money tree on the sill, along with cacti for luck and protection.

Make a simmer Pot! Mostly because it makes the whole house smell good, easy, and fun.

Stir clockwise for best results!

Learning how to pickle things is actually pretty witchy. Plus, anyone could do it as it requires absolutely no kitchen experience. You could pickle any vegetable, even if you don't like pickles. I originally learned this after having to take shelter from a natural disaster. A person brought a bunch of stuff and taught us how to pickle things with different spices and herbs. Very fun!

Decorate your kitchen with your favorite stuff. Crystals, decor, heat mits, that cool mushroom cake stand you've been eyeing at the World Market for the past 2 weeks, cool looking curtains, sun catchers. Why stop there? Paint the walls, hang shelves full of marked-up cookbooks that are a little too well-loved and thumbed through.

Wanna be the person that has the amazing-smelling house every time people come over? Syrups take some time to simmer down, it's actually a pretty good time to leave it on the stove to simmer. Since syrups have a lot of aromatic ingredients, it acts as a really good-smelling simmer pot.

Hang up herbs to dry with twine from cabinets that are rarely used.

Invest in that new set of plates and cups.

Homemade jams, butter, sauces, and syrups are your best friend.

Crochet or knit your own dish rags, pot holders, etc.

Don't pour extremely hot things into a glass that's not Pyrex, it will break, and you will be very sad about it.

Don't cook anything while extremely upset or emotional (For safety reasons)

Make recipes you want to make, not just because you'll like the effect. Make it because you think it's tasty.

Chinese Five Spice works in place of herbs for protection and luck spells a lot of the time! It's cheaper to buy 1 spice than 4 different spices that total up to 15 dollars when you could just spend 3-4 dollars.

Take a shower before cooking (I don't know how to explain this one other than it makes you feel better)

Don't use microfiber/plastic material clothes on hot burners, it will fuse to the burner and melt. It is VERY hard to get off.

I don't know if I need to put this one but I did see someone do it so nonstick pan = wooden utensils and plastic utensils, metal pan = metal utensils. Do not use a metal spoon in a nonstick pan, please. It can make you very sick.

Keep your pets away from hot oil, open ovens, and hot pans.

You can proof bread dough in the fridge overnight if you don't have the time to bake, or want to eat fresh bread right in the morning.

Need a quick witchy meal for dinner in 12 minutes? Use premade tomato pasta sauce and doctor it up with thyme, rosemary, and garlic, for protection and distilling stagnant energies. Serve with pasta of your liking.

You can substitute Butter for Crisco/shortening, buttermilk for 1 cup of milk + 1 tbsp apple cider vinegar or lemon juice, and heavy cream for 1 cup of half and half plus 2 tbsp of butter.

Use leftover animal bones to make bone broth

Teach yourself the art of bread scoring (It's fun, and you can show it off to your loved ones!)

Collect and hoard your own and others' family recipes.

Sometimes the food doesn't have to be a spell, sometimes it just makes you feel good and you don't know why.

Listen to your favorite music in the kitchen, it makes the monotonous things like chopping veggies move faster.

Invest in a vegetable chopper if you don't like chopping vegetables.

Find a really good hot cocoa recipe and make it once a week. Master it. Just for your own happiness because hot cocoa is really good. You could also be the friend/family member that makes the best hot cocoa ever.

Focaccia Bread Lasts a very long time, and it's very easy to make!

Keep a first aid kit near where the oven is, in case of burns, cuts, or serious injuries where time is everything.

Quick Bread and no-rise loaves are simple for beginners, tasty, and take little time. They also feel very witchy to make.

Study a bit of Herbalism! It's fun and really helps better understand the herbs you're putting into your food.

While something is boiling, put your wooden spoon over the pot to minimize the chance of something boiling over.

Try a bit of coffee magick, it's simple to get into, and gives you a boost of energy to take on the day!

If you're over 21, wine-making is a very interesting way to celebrate the sabbats. Just with that, make sure you KNOW what you're doing. With anything fermented, there's always a risk if you don't store things correctly. Apple wines, strawberry wines, dandelion wines, etc. all very cool to experiment with. If you're not over 21, vinegar is a similar way to experiment.

Hang up some witchy things, sigils, photos, cool magnets, and other things that give you joy on your fridge. (Sometimes if you are lucky they have some fun magnets at five below)

If you live in the US, for some reason, there are a lot of books in the book section dedicated to witchcraft and spirituality. At least where I live. And they are all under 5 dollars!

Teas are the cheapest and easiest things you can practice being a kitchen witch.

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Open to doing some cheap readings!

3 card spread: $1

Yes or no Tarot spread: $1

5 card love spread: $3

10 card love spread: $5

12 card year spread: $6

DM me if you’re interested

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #spirit work #tarotreading #cheap tarot readings #dm me for my content #tarot spread #under 10 dollars

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It’s a me.

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #afro witch #afrogoth #blacklivesmatter #supportblackart #black goth #intuitive readings #cute stoner #weedwitch #420babe #black girls are beautiful #goth egirl #cute black women #smoke weed #stoner #girls who rip bongs #dark cottagecore #long time no see #follow

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Perfect day for a smoothie!

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Guess who’s freshly 22

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #afro witch #afrogoth #blacklivesmatter #supportblackart #black goth #intuitive readings #cute stoner #weedwitch #420babe #black girls are beautiful #goth egirl #cute black women #smoke weed #stoner #girls who rip bongs

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whatever you expect of me.. unexpect it

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This poem is dedicated to the one I love. Even though we have our ups and downs, this is how I’ll always feel.

This is called the “sea of diamonds”

I don’t know why you look at me

Like I’m a gem among the rocks

Like I paused Time and stopped the clocks

Like I’m the only one you’ll ever love

Like I’m the only one you truly love

Every time you look at me

I see diamonds amongst the sea

And every time you hold me close

I feel like never letting go

How can loving someone that’s “forbidden”

Ever feel this good?

How come feeling loved and free

Make me feel so fuckin happy?

The love we have is just to show

How all relationships should always go

And I will always know

That I love you so

And know that I

Will always try

To see you smile

It is so worthwhile

And to see that glimmer

In the sea of diamonds

#poemsbyme #love poem #homemade poem #poetry #poetic #poets on tumblr #poetsandwriters #my poem #love #soulmate #supportblackart #artists on tumblr #my art #for me personally

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Happy 420 to my fellow stoners🖤

#420babe #420stoner #420photography #420culture #weedwitch #smoke weed #stoner #girls who rip bongs #cute stoner #weedsmokers #weedlovers #marijane #colt 45

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New hair 🖤 love the black😭

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #afro witch #afrogoth #blacklivesmatter #supportblackart #black goth #intuitive readings #cute stoner #weedwitch #420babe #black girls are beautiful #goth egirl #cute black women #smoke weed #stoner #all hallows eve #girls who rip bongs #new hair #black hair

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I love this cartoon+ filter I feel like a Disney princess

#cartoon #goth makeup #silver #college girl #living dead girl #main character #princess #likeme #love #follow #draw me

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I really don’t.✌🏾

#witch #wiccan #witch asthetic #black witches of tumblr #afro witch #afrogoth #blacklivesmatter #supportblackart #black goth #intuitive readings #cute stoner #weedwitch #420babe #black girls are beautiful #goth egirl #cute black women #smoke weed #stoner #all hallows eve #girls who rip bongs #grungy aesthetic #grey hair

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The Adventures of Baron Munchausen (1988)

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Apollo holding the kithara from the Temple of Venus at Hadrian’s Villa (detail)

Attested to Apollonios, circa 150 AD

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Peaceful Ethereal Piano Music 🎹 Spotify Playlist