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When we say Kill All Men

He is the exception

He’s got a head start on all of us-

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Fanfiction Shoutouts: IWWV

Hi, I just wanna shoutout my favorite AO3 fanfics from If We Were Villains because they’re so good and helped me through my post-book depression.

found people to love (left people to drown) by tigerlilycorinne - Incredible reunion fic that I consider the canon ending (angst)

Merely a Madness… by sapphicfratboy - a look into James’ backstory and experiences being queer / panic over falling for his bestie

what is woven into the lives of others by helloearthlings - another reunion fic but one shot edition and it’s so wholesome I’m in love

untalked of and unseen by prouvairing - James’ pov on specific events in he and Oliver’s relationship. Wholesome, then angsty, then wholesome again

it seems to me that yet we sleep, we dream by emeraldsunrise - Del Norte. Need I say more?

Love and War by AugustinianSeptember - W H O L E S O M E Everyone’s alive and happy and I wish they were like this forever

Intro to Method Acting by EjTuPaGaisu - James being a leopard thanks to Camilo. One of the tags is “James Farrow being a bit of a little shit” which sums it up

I have more in my history, but these are definitely my top 7 so pleaseeee go check them all out because they’re all so amazing!!

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the creation of adam // the destruction of eve

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cottagecore pynch headcanons because i have no self-control and i need some serotin

it‘s the summer before adam leaves for college

„do you wanna pet my cows?“

„is that supposed to be you asking me on a date lynch?“

„maybe“

so obviously ronan (c‘mon we all know babe has been daydreaming about this for YEARS) packs? makes? a picnic

he makes little sandwiches and packs adam‘s favourite brand of crisps and all kind of berries (dream berries, strawberries, raspberries, you name it he got it)

ronan even attempts to bake a cake with blue‘s help to make this stupid tiktok trend with the wine glassses

so when adam comes over to „pet the cows“, ronan takes his hand

because adam parrish‘s hands are way to fucking perfect but he will never admit that aloud

ronan even made a playlist for the day (mainly hozier and taylor swift, because ronan lynch is a taylor swift gay and his boy adam is a hozier gay and i do not accept anything else thank you very much)

so ronan brings adam to a little pond at the far edge of the cow pasture and lay down and stare at the sky

they are cloud gazing, while holding hands

„that reminds me of you“

„how?“

„it‘s fucking ugly, just like you“

„asshole“

„i love you“

ronan was defintely not supposed to say that. it was too soon. it would only scare adam away

„say that again lynch“

„it‘s fucking ugly just like you?“

„no the other thing you just said“

„that reminds me of you“

„no the other thing you just said“

„i love you“, ronan whispered, his voice barely audible

„i love you too, you fucking asshole“, adam replied, leaning in

ronan closed the distance between and put his lips on adams

the kiss was soft, it was a decleration of love and longing and everything they were too afraid to say

in the background „to eden“ from hozier was playing

neither of them could say how long they stayed that way, hours, minutes, seconds, years or months but when they broke the kiss something changed

they had kissed before, they got intimate with each other, they shared hugs and held hands, they told each other that they liked the other, but neither of them had a lot of experience with love

the son of a lost dreamer and a dream and the boy who fled an abusive household, it was against all odds but somehow they found each other. somehow they fell in love. somehow it made senes

„i thought i got to pet the cows“, adam whispered after a while of silently laying in the grass, lips swollen from stolen kisses

„whatever you want. i will give you the world“, ronan replied

adam didn‘t have words for the things this little statement made him feel

so they went over to the cows and petted some cows

one of them fell asleep on adam‘s lap

„what am i supposed to do now?“

„stay exactly that way and let me feed you“

so ronan fed adam, while adam pet the cow

when the sun began to make place for the moon ronan once again took adam‘s hand to bring him to a pond he dreamed up

„it will show you what you desire, it shows you what the future might hold. like sargent but with way less words and bigger. but being smaller than sargent is the bigger challenge in that department“

„what do you see when you look at it?“

„you in my arms“

adam didn‘t have eyes for the pond, the only thing he could focus on was ronan beside him, the fact that this boy, who could have anyone, gansey even, chose him as the object for his desire

„what about you parrish?“

„i don‘t need some pond to tell me where i‘ll be in the future, when my future is standing right next to me“

adam got on his tiptoes, to make up for the few inches ronan had on him and put his mouth onto ronan‘s

this kiss was different. more urgent, more anxious, because soon adam would be gone and ronan would stay at the barnes waiting for him

waiting for him as he always did. as he always will.

„i will not ask you to stay. never to stay. just to come back to me“

„i will never leave you“

„never?“

„never“

so they went back to the barnes and up to ronan‘s bedroom, kissing again.

kissing eventually turned into something more and eventually adam ended up on ronan‘s chest drifitng off while ronan draws pattern into his back

„i‘ll have you as long as you let me“, ronan whispered before pressing his lips onto adam‘s hair and going to bed as well

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The idea of working 12 hours a day for the rest of my life just to stay alive really makes me appreaciate the stress induced heart attack that is looming over my near future.

#capitalism #capitalism is a disease #communism

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Perhaps they were right putting love into books.

Perhaps it could not live anywhere else.

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Strolling aimlessly together around a bookshop is a date

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‘The Secret Painting’ | Fabian Perez

#wlw

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Seeing middle aged white women crying triggers my ptsd.

#ptsd #white women #mommy issues

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Wow. Lesbians

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Harry Potter Sapphic Fanfic Recs

i finally finished this recs list!! (well, i’ll keep adding fics as i read more, but it’s completed enough that i feel comfortable sharing) there’s 70+ fics on it!

almost all the ships featured are in the tags

(+ pls reblog if you like so more ppl see this <3)

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I saw the musical.ly logo change to the TikTok logo on my phone. Put some fucking respect on my name.

#tiktok

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I need more cannonicly gay women to thirst over immediately.

#villanelle #dickenson

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"I want a divorce." but fluffy drarry please!?!? Thank you in advance :)

“I want a divorce.”

Draco tried exceptionally hard to keep his stern expression in place as Harry, by way of an answer, bit into a giggle and booped his nose again, smearing more ocean-scented bubbles on it. But soon he chuckled, unable to hold in his love for the idiot any longer, and Harry's grin widened.

“No you don't, you wanker,” Harry said, dipping that naughty finger into their bubble bath again and leaning close to paint white whiskers on Draco's cheeks.

With a shake of his head, Draco leaned in to kiss him on the lips and murmured, “No, I don't.”

When he felt Harry smile against his lips, Draco scooped up a handful of bubbles and smeared it mercilessly on Harry's nape, earning a very satisfying yelp from his husband.

Send me an ask with the first sentence of a fanfic and I’ll write the next five.

Reblogs are appreciated 🥰

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Smug asshole™ in a suit? We love to see it.

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Lily Evans was midsized. Pass it on.

#mauraders #lily evans