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I want you all to know that this is a real thing that has just happened to me. He doesn’t know about the meme, I immediately related to the snail

#edward cullen #effervescent #i cant believe it #i am the snail

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- Bella at the meadow while ogling at Edward in the sleeveless button down

#edward cullen #bella swan #twilight #stupid sleeveless button down owner

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*hunting with the Cullens*

CRACKING OPEN A BEAR WITH THE COLD ONES!!

Carlisle: nO

Emmett: HELL YEAH!! *over excitedly tries to high five me and accidentally smacks me in the face*

Eddie boy: *crying in the corner about being a monster or whatever*

#emmett cullen #my favorite cold one #carlisle cullen #edward cullen #cold ones

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Remember when Smeyer tried so hard to make Bella not like other girls that she literally made black licorice her favorite candy?

Fuck you Stephenie Meyer, that shit tastes the way rubbing alcohol smells, you ABSOLUTE FUCKING MENACE

#bella swan #gtfo of my sight #i had to put down the damn book #like you’re lying and you know you are #edward cullen #midnight sun #just say you hate women and go

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so are we just not gonna talk about the sexual tension between Carlisle and Bella while he stitched her up in new moon?

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Bella: Change me.

Edward: Marry me first.

Bella:

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twilight as what we do in the shadows gifs:

the cullens explaining why the wolf pack hates them:

edward watching bella sleep:

rosalie when emmett tries to talk her down from killing bella:

how i picture the vampires “hissing” things at each other:

the cullens watching edward eat pizza for bella:

bella when jacob answers the phone in her house:

emmett, rosalie, and jasper trying to find a good room for a wrestling match and accidentally opening the door to the room bella’s staying in:

edward refusing to have sex with bella again:

rosalie to edward when they think the volturi will kill them:

renegade:

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I change my mind after reading the part about him killing the spider so it wouldn’t bite her. Is there a number I can call so I can hire him to get the mosquitos before they get me? Because my reactions are so severe and my legs are starting to look like I got beat up

You know what? I couldn’t have a vampire watch me sleep. Not only do I talk in my sleep, I also sleep in my underwear.

Imagine a 108 year old virgin breaking into my room while I mumble nonsense with my tiddies and chub out? I just know its not a pretty sight. Also I’d do my best to beat him up if knew he stayed to watch me sleep anyways!

#edward cullen #midnight sun #titties will be out so he just has to deal with it #gross I know I’m sorry #excuse my hairy leg here

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exactly

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Me:

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bella gradually starts stealing jacob’s hoodies one by one and she thinks jake doesn’t know but he just pretends he doesn’t notice because he thinks it’s cute this is 100% fact from new moon canon

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I would have been like “excuse me Laurent” and looked at Edward and been like “oh I’m sorry Mr. Fluorescence, would you like to offer some help?”

I’m sorry but one of the funniest moments out of the entire twilight saga is when Bella sees Laurent in that field and he’s all like “do the Cullens visit often?” And Edward just materializes out of thin air and goes “LIE”

LIKE IF I WAS BELLA I WOULD’VE LAUGHED

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twilight vs midnight sun

#bella thinking that she's being supportive and edward mentally booking her into a mental health facility is my favourite running theme

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breaking dawn deleted scenes

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I have a feeling that Bella turned around one day at lunch and seen Emmett looking like this

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Oh its the cult one for me. But she’s just a hater to be a hater and because Edward never paid her any attention and Mike continuously snubbed her for Bella when Bella didn’t pay him an ounce of attention.

“who else gets married at eighteen?”

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ANOTHER hater spotted in the crowd

“who else gets married at eighteen?”

#no honestly high school sweethearts that end up divorced after five years