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whentheynameyoujoy · 18 minutes
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just doodling ✨the girls✨
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whentheynameyoujoy · 30 minutes
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When I’m reading smut and the author breaks the flow of the story so that the characters can tell us that they have enthusiastic consent it feels exactly like when Dora the Explorer looks directly into the camera and says ‘Seat belts so we can be safe!’ anytime she gets into a motorized vehicle.
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whentheynameyoujoy · 3 hours
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To anyone who believes fairy tale romances never happen in real life, may I remind you that JRR and Edith Tolkien met and experienced a forbidden love in their youth, and then were separated for five whole years because of his guardian’s rules that he could not date till he was 21, and she got engaged to someone else only because she assumed he’d forgotten her and lost hope that she could ever be with him, but then on his 21st birthday, he wrote her a letter saying he still loved her and wanted to marry her, she responded basically saying ‘if I’d known you hadn’t left me on the shelf, I would never have said yes to anyone else,’ then a week later she greeted him at the train station and then immediately dumped her fiancé, and they got married and she converted to his religion and danced for him in a flowering field far away from the trenches into which he was drafted, which left such an impression that he crafted an entire story about the most beautiful maiden in the world who danced in the woods and made enormous sacrifices to be with the man she loved, and they had four kids and remained faithful to each other and blissfully grew old together and their gravestones are now marked with the names of that same fictional couple that he created, who broke every rule and overcame every possible obstacle to be together and get a happy ending, who only did all that because he based it all on their own real love story.
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whentheynameyoujoy · 5 hours
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i'm so glad goncharov happened when it did, right before prolific public use of AI. that was pure honest gaslighting straight from the heart. real human whimsicality and trickery thru blood sweat and tears. we were a family. and we all gonched, together. you cant replicate that with any machine.
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whentheynameyoujoy · 7 hours
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top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”
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whentheynameyoujoy · 17 hours
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*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*
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whentheynameyoujoy · 24 hours
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Never said "Yes!" as quickly as when I saw the question "well, does he hate women, or is he just a nerd?"
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Imagine being a patient of Hannibal’s but you just received actual therapy and then took his advice and you’re thriving, but then it comes out that almost all his patients killed at least one person I’d start wondering what was so wrong with me that he didn’t try to harness the dark urges within me, why wasn’t I worth shaping into a furry killer or some unsettling little freak with psychosexual tendencies? I’d need extensive therapy after.
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Toto je přesně ten typ obsahu, pro který byl zřízen tento účet.
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Putler: Russia will not, I repeat, will NOT, invade Poland, the Baltics, or Czechia.
The entirety of the Czech internet: Time to go dig up a trench and dust off grandpappy's uniform I guess.
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Other Voice Actors: hey guys here's my obligatory social media presence (:
Other Voice Actors: thanks for supporting my project (:
Other Voice Actors: I'm going to pretend like the fandom doesn't exist for my own sanity (:
Cody Christian, the voice of Cloud Strife:
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Homie showed up to the ship wars with a bat and is just taking out kneecaps.
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whentheynameyoujoy · 2 days
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whentheynameyoujoy · 2 days
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whentheynameyoujoy · 3 days
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When I went, "Eh, why don't I give therapy a shot, see where it takes me", I didn't imagine it would take me to those painting the ocean for beginners videos so that I could make sure the orca from my "do it for her" diorama would be thriving in her enclosure.
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whentheynameyoujoy · 3 days
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It’s funny when American authors come up with a new European nation so their main character can be a secret royal without the pain of researching a real nation. We should all start doing that with North America, just make up a new state. My protagonist lives in New Utahioshington which is the 51st state and located between Delaware and Maryland
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whentheynameyoujoy · 3 days
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Zase Velikonoce, zase jak hodinky každoroční diskurz, jestli to ženské s tou nenávistí k pomlázce myslej jako ale fakt vážně... 🤦‍♀️
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