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First year interactions in Ramshakle

Deuce:*trying to impress Yuu* Did you know jellyfish have lived without brains for 600,000 years?

Yuu:* not looking up from their Potions homework* A ray of hope for Ace and Grimm

Ace & Grimm:* looking up from the floor where they were dust from Ramshackle at each other* OY!!!

Jack:* also doing his Potions homework*: I highly doubt it, the jellyfish sound smarter than those two.

Sebek:* scoffing and moving through sword exercises* I am sure those Jellyfish have better common sense as well when compared to the human and mangy cat.

Epel: * Carving a magicycle on an apple*That's an insult to the jellyfish to be compared to those two.

Ace & Grimm:* looking back up with glares* OY!!! We can still hear you assholes

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twst quotes #epel felmier #ace trappola #deuce spade #jack howl #twst grim

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Diasomnia Yuu

Malleus:* walking out of his room with his eyebrows screwed up while tilting his head* Child of Man, have you seen any of my uniform shirts, or hats ? They've all seem to have suddenly gone missing.

Yuu:* With one of the said hats almost falling off their head and in a shirt 5 times their size and holding a gargoyle mug* That sounds spooky, Hornton.

Sebek:* Standing by Malleus side* HUMAN!!! YOU DARE STEAL FROM THE ENRICHING MAJESTY OF WAKA-SAMA!!!!

Yuu:* looking him dead in the eye and sipping from the gargoyle mug* I have no idea what you're talking about crocky.

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twst quotes #sebek zigvolt #malleus draconia #diasomnia

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ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

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GOD DAMN IT NOT AGAIN!!!! I just got through the trauma of the last time ao3 glitched

#ao3 #not again #please no

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God I'm sorry for making you watch me read gay smut, but please have mercy I'm begging you. I'm on my hands and knees here, I need my fruit loops back, I need to know whether or not Wei Wuxian finally remembered who Lan Zhan and a-Yuan are ! I NEED TO KNOW !!!

#ao3

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#ao3

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#ao3 #come back to me #im begging

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#ao3 #merthur #please save me #next time im just reading the whole work at once #im not risking this again #call me a heathen #but this heathen wont be caugh off gaurd again

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It's been a decade (24 hours) since my love (ao3) was stolen from me. I mourn the lost moments ( 50k slowburn liushen) that have been cruelty taken from me far too early ( not even half way through), and long for their sweet touch ( they just got to the oh,oh shit part). I await their return with a heart full of hope and desperate yearning( please hurry I'm desperate and may resort back to Wattpad.)

#ao3 #how could you do this to me #please save us #ao3 is a blessing #and i cant live without it #dont make me go back to wattpad #i need the gays to finally kiss

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After chapter 5 and Grimms attack

Yuu:* laying in the infirmary bed high out of their fucking minds staring into the distance* Do you think when butterflies are in love, they feel humans in their stomach ?

Ace: Dammit we just got them to stop debating over whether or not ketchup is a smoothie or soup.

Riddle: * next to Yuu holding their hand* What?!

Deuce: * shakes head from the edge of Yuu's bed * No you're thinking of the whether or not soap is a jello or pudding argument.

Epel : * lounging in the bed next to Yuu*I still say it's a pudding.

Jack:* leaning Against the door* Well according to the group vote it's not.

Vil:* eye twitches while he hands Riddle a pain relieving potion for Yuu* That's the reason you all fought and refused to talk to each other for a week for ?!?

Riddle:* turns to Yuu with suffering in his eyes* Yuu, my darling rose, the king of hearts to my queen, what the fuck.

Trey:* sighs and adjust his glasses * That's the third time today he's cussed due to Yuu.

Cater:* cackling * And it's not even 10 in the morning yet !

Chenya :* pops out of nowhere* Nya~ what's this I heard about the purrfrect~ being injured by a meow-velent kitten ?

Yuu:* jumps in their bed* Not today Satan, i said those muffins wouldn't be done till Monday ?

Riddle/Trey/Vil:* snaps head* What ?!

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twst quotes #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #cater diamond #deuce spade #ace trappola #epel felmier #jack howl #vil shoenheit #chenya #twst yuu

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Grimm: * points at a smirking Ace* that bastard made fun of me for having you get me Capri Suns .* The blue fire on his ears start rising* then had the fucking audacity , to drink 8 of my Capri Suns !!!

Ace: *smirking* I was thirsty, and those were right on the table. Who am I to ignore a perfectly good drink.

Grimm: *snarling* Yuu, you either kick his ass or I will. So you have 2 options . * Puts his paws into a fighting position * and I'm already prepared to end this man's whole career .

Ace:* narrows eyes and grabs his magic pen* I'd like to see you try tanuki .

Grimm:* screeches and tackles him *

Yuu:* rubbing they're head* you guys may be in college, but you two are are still 2 year old dumbasses .

Jack:* sighs and pats they're shoulder* only 2 more years yuu.

Sebek:* scoffs* as if yuu will ever be able to rid themselves of those creatures without worrying if they're dead * eyebrow twitches * and look , Epel has decided to join the fight .

Epel:* cackling while throwing Grimm through a window and kicking Ace in the head *

Deuce :* tilts head to the side* don't you mean humans Sebek?

Sebek:* looking him dead in the eye* you people are not humans, you are animals with no survival instincts or common sense .

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twst quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #yuu #twst yuu #sebek zigvolt #jack howl #deuce spade #ace trappola #grimm #epel felmier

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Babies and daddies of the 7 dorms part 2

Pomefiore:

Baby-

Gremlin child hidden by makeup 🍎

Daddy-

Please step on me 🙏

Iginhyde:

Baby -

Only babies no daddy💀🤖

Diasomnia:

Daddy-

Is literally a bat father who I would willingly let kill me 🦇

Baby:

Give him the love and attention he craves 🐉

#twisted wonderland #twst #pomefiore #iginhyde #diasomnia #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #ortho #iida shroud #ortho shroud #vil shoenheit #epel felmier

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Chapter 3

Azul:* actually curious about yuu's answer due to their shenanigans* in your opinion what is the height of stupidity ?

Yuu:* watching Floyd use grimm as a sponge with a sense of dark glee and vengeance * exactly 185 cm.

Jade:* smirking while serving them a coffee with 8 shoots of espresso* isn't that the headmasters height ? Perfect .

Azul: * looking between yuu and Jade , slightly concerned * what in the great seawitches name would cause you to drink that Gastly drink, and Jade why are you giving it to them ?!

Yuu : * still keeping their eyes on Floyd and Grimm while taking a sip* firstly, take a wild guess based off of my answer to your earlier question and secondly haven't you ever heard of the customer's always right ?

Jade: * smirking* the perfect is right, what kind of restraunt would we be if we denied our guests their wishes.

Azul:* eye twitches * true, but I'd rather not have Floyd burry another body, especially the perfect before they make a deal .

Yuu:* looks Azul dead in the eyes while sipping their coffee/espresso/poison* that's exactly what I'm hoping for, and now I'm curious about that whole burring another body * tilts head * do you happen to take self requests?

Jade:* smiles and claps his hands* why perfect! It's abit early for sweet talk, especially since we haven't even started on the deal yet !

Azul:* looking between them actually worried for the prefect *

#twisted wonderland #twst #incorrect twst quotes #incorrect twisted wonderland quotes #octavinelle #yuu #floyd leech #twst floyd #jade leech #twst jade #azul ashengrotto #grimm

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Baby and daddies of each of the 7 dorms part 1

Heartsyabol:

Baby-

Our adorable red rosed queen ❤️

Daddy-

The mom and dad☘️

Savanaclaw:

Baby-

Looks like they could kill you, is a cinnamon roll 🌵

Daddy-

The one who would say" I'll bring your daughter home by 9 " and then 5 hours later would say" I lost her at the theatre when she bought the popcorn"🍩

Octavinelle:

Baby-

The adorably chubby octopus 🐙

Daddy-

Has eaten and given people hallucinogenic mushrooms just to see their reaction and gain blackmail 🍄

Scarabia:

Baby-

Nothing to say, the just radiated baby vibes 🦦

Daddy-

Cooks , cleans, and looks hot while doing it . Fair warning , has had and will most likely have another mental breakdown due to the baby.🐍

#heartsyabol #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #twisted wonderland #twst #riddle rosehearts #trey clover #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #kalim al asim #jamil viper

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type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

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WARNING!!!!

People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.

Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.