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favorite character type is "nonconfrontational but will slash your tires in the dark shroud of night"

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I’ll make fun of Male Power Fantasy Batman for the rest of my life.

But the Batman that, as Bruce Wayne, gave Scarecrow a job at Wayne Industries when he thought he reformed?

The Batman that spend an entire issue hunting Killer Croc when he killed some cops, only to find out that he only did it because he was protecting the homeless people he took care of, was like “Oh dang, if you ate them I guess I don’t have any evidence. Guess I’ll have to leave you alone Waylon”?

The one who sent the Riddler on the path to becoming a private detective because he needed help with a case and just knew Ed couldn’t resist?

The one who’s so proud to see Freeze doing better, the one who helps him every chance he gets?

The one who’ll happily team up with Poison Ivy as long as innocent people don’t get hurt?

The one who, at the end of the day, just wanted Harley to finally realize that the Joker didn’t actually love her?

I adore that Batman.

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If you ever think an undercover cop is following you, yell “crime is good!”. the cop is required to yell “no, crime is bad!” at all times. that is the law

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How do you pronounce username????

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pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win.

we’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where its commonplace to put fruit on pizza 

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I can’t identify the emotion this woman’s commentary is making me feel

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An emotion: *pokes its head through the mountain of suppression I've buried it under*

Me, beating it with a stick: Back! Back!

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Enough already

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Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

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when people send your friends anon hate