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Incorrect Natasha Romanoff
In this house, we stan Natasha Romanoff. Here are some totally not made up quotes from our queen. My otp is Brutasha, but I'm a shameless multishipper. Nat is a bi disaster. I also take writing requests, so don't be afraid to send one in! Find me on ao3 @Tinkerbell2319. Instagram is @westannatasharomanoff. I like and follow from @Imthelettert
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Bruce: Nat, may I have a few of your fries?
Natasha: Yes, of course.
Bruce: *takes fries*
Natasha: May I have a bite of your burger?
Bruce: Absolutely not. 
Tony: Some “perfect couple!” You won’t even let her try your food!
Natasha: A few fries is hardly equal to a bite of a burger.
Bruce: That’s not why. This burger has avocado on it. She’s allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Natasha to die?
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Thor: Never question your wife's choices. Remember, you were one of them.
Bruce: That is exactly why I question her choices.
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I'm reopening prompts. Pick one from the list or make one up.
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Person A tries to propose to Person B in front of a large crowd and B is not ready to get married.
“I could die right now, in your arms, and I’d still be happy.” “Well, I wouldn’t be very happy about that!”
“I just really want to cuddle, okay?”
“I’m actually terrified of heights.”
Person A is offered the chance to bring person B back from the dead for 24 hours.
“I love you too much for my own good.”
Person A gets severely injured due to something Person B does and the guilt is driving B crazy. A doesn’t blame B at all.
“Why is your sock on the ceiling fan?”
“You’re acting like a child.”
“I love you so much I don’t know what to do.”
“You are so dramatic. I was gone for five minutes.”
“I know you would never hurt me.”
“You might be the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
“Don’t you die on me!”
“Please just leave. It’s what you do best anyway.”
“And there goes the rest of my dignity.”
“You forgot to put on pants, dude.”
“Don’t be an idiot.”
“The cat is stuck on the chandelier again.”
“What the hell is with all of the sock puppets?”
“We should break up.”
“What did I do to deserve you?”
Bachelor/bachelorette party gone wrong.
“I don’t know how it is physically possible for you to be this beautiful.”
“Well, that was fun.” “We almost died!”
“Why do you look like you’re about ready to murder me?”
“Nobody loves me.” “I do.” “Shut up.”
“Why is there a knife in your chest?!”
“Did you seriously patch up a stab wound with scotch tape?”
Person B is in love with Person A, who agreed to go out with Person C.
“Why are you sitting in their lap?”
“Why are you watching a kid’s movie?”
“I just want to hug you and never let go.”
“Man, you sure got knocked around a lot today.”
“Why are we on the roof?”
“I don’t need you to protect me!”
“I need you to tell me the truth! Do you love me?”
“Look, I really screwed up and I need advice.”
“Why do you have to shatter my heart into a million pieces every time you see me?”
Person A got ahold of an empty wrapping paper tube and is bonking everyone on the head with it.
“Close your eyes. Don’t peek.”
“You’re an asshole!”
“Why on Earth are you bleeding?”
“You’re going to be okay, I promise.”
A group of friends at a water park.
“What are you, five?”
“How are you this dumb?”
“Would you still love me if I wasn’t conventionally attractive?”
“We’re trying to have a baby!” “Ew. Why did I need to know that?”
“Please don’t kill me.”
Person A is asleep and Person B is trying not to wake them up.
“I love you more than I love Star Wars.” “Ha! No you don’t.”
“I promise I won’t let them hurt you.”
“Get your hand off my ass.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed!”
“Is there something you two would like to share with the group?”
“You make me feel safe.”
“We’ve secretly been married for a year.”
“I think I might be dead inside.”
“We shouldn’t have let our kid watch Tangled. They hit me with a frying pan earlier.”
“Oh my god, are you pregnant?”
“What’s up?” “I’m just thinking about all of the things I’m going to do to you later.”
Person A and Person B are just friends and are tired of being asked if they’re a couple, so now they say “no hetero” when asking each other to hang out.
“You deserve so much better than what I can be.”
“Do you want me to punch you in the face?”
Person A is going to propose to Person B and Person C accidentally spoils the surprise.
Person A is learning to roller skate and runs into Person B.
“Did you miss me?”
Person A tries to explain modern slang to Person B.
“Why is your head stuck in the stair railing?”
“Did you just kiss me?”
“Please tell me that isn’t your blood.”
“I refuse to trust the judgement of someone who pronounces the “J” in jalapeño.”
“How are you 5 hours late?” “There was traffic.” “You were a mile away!”
“I could be dead and you wouldn’t even care!”
“I really want to watch *horror movie*, but I hear it’s terrifying. Will you watch it with me in case I get scared?”
“So you’ve been lying this whole time?”
“Go to hell!”
“It really is coming down out there, huh?”
“Give it up. I know you’re cheating on me.”
“I will never get tired of kissing you.”
“No, don’t cry, don’t do that to me.”
“Never scare me like that again! I thought I’d lost you!”
“What on Earth are you wearing?”
“There’s a movie I’ve been wanting to see and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me.”
“If I have to watch Frozen one more time I will lose it.”
“You aren’t weak. Just human.”
“You worry too much.”
“Did you just flip me off?”
Person A and Person B won’t cool it with the pda and Person C goes nuts.
“Don’t try to stand up. I’ll carry you.”
“That was chaotic.” “That was nothing.”
“Give me my heart back. Please.”
“I can’t help but blame you for what happened. I’m sorry.”
“Look who’s playing the victim, again.”
“You should really kiss me right now.”
“How are you this perfect?”
“Why did you think this was a good idea?”
“You love them, not me.”
“Please just quit screaming!”
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Natasha: Vanity makes you mean.
Tony: Vanity doesn’t make me mean, it makes me fabulous.
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Feel free to send a prompt and a pairing (romantic or platonic).
Yet another prompt list
“You mean to tell me you came all the way here just to see me?”
“What part of “I wouldn’t touch you with a nine foot pole” don’t you understand?”
“It’s not okay, you’re crying because of me!”
“We’d make a cute couple.”
“I want a baby.”
“Life is an abyss of disappointment.” “Stop being so dramatic.”
“Please just stay with me forever.”
“Somebody kill me.”
“Where’s our kid?” “I knew I was forgetting something!”
“Please just leave. It’s what you do best anyway.”
“Okay, I want some answers.”
“Why are you screaming?”
“You’re bleeding!”
“If you hurt one hair on their head I will end you.”
“Wow. You look beautiful.”
“Rough day?” “You have no idea.”
“I’m not here to judge.”
“I might have been the worst choice available, you know.”
“We shouldn’t have let our kid watch Tangled. They hit me with a frying pan earlier.”
“Please don’t die.”
“The last thing I wanted was to hurt you.”
“I’ve never felt more alone.”
“And there goes the rest of my dignity.”
“I promise to love you until the day I die.”
“I’m late to my own wedding thanks to you!”
“You are not okay, you were stabbed!”
“I’m not marrying them.”
“We drove six hours to get here and you seriously forgot your mask?”
“Is Batman a furry?”
“Stop it with the puns!”
“I’d die for you.” “Please don’t.”
“What was that sound?” “I fell.”
“What is wrong with you?”
“When did you two get engaged?” “Last week.” “Were you planning on telling me?”
“I love you because you accept me for who I am.”
“I’m cold. We should cuddle.”
“Are you okay? You hit your head pretty hard.” “Who are you?”
“I’m so in love with them right now.”
“What would you do if I died?” “Can we not talk about this?”
“You are a gift to this world.”
“They aren’t waking up.”
“I can’t just leave you behind.”
“How are you this adorable?”
“I’m so lucky.”
“I really want to kiss you right now.”
“Don’t be an idiot.”
“It shouldn’t be physically possible for me to love you this much.”
“Eyes like yours are impossible not to get lost in.”
“You know I can’t stand to see you cry.”
“I can’t wait for you to be my spouse.”
“I’m pregnant.”
“To me, you’re perfect.”
“I’m confused. Why are you dressed like the mouse king?”
“You mean everything.”
“Can I tell you a secret?”
“Every day I know you, I love you more.”
“I could be dead and you wouldn’t even care!”
“They’re too good for you.”
“You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.”
“How many stuffed animals are on here? How is there enough room for you to sleep?”
“We should get a puppy.”
“The cat is stuck on the chandelier again.”
“I’m so confused.”
“Make up your mind! Do you love me or not?”
“I didn’t think I’d ever have to say this to an adult, but don’t eat crayons.”
“I miss the way things were before.”
“I know it’s probably too late, but I’m here now.”
“ The thing about star crossed lovers is they never get their happy ending.”
“Just don’t do anything stupid.”
“You are my life, my world, my everything. Without you, I would fall apart.”
“I need you. I need you now, I need you later. I need you every day after that. I just need you.”
“Only you could get injured making a bowl of cereal.”
“Well, excuse me if I’m not 100% happy! I just watched the love of my life die!”
“Do you need a hug?”
“There’s cotton candy in your hair.”
“I don’t need help. I can handle this.”
“I have no idea what I just witnessed, but it was entertaining.”
“You deserve so much better than what I can be.”
“You say you love me, but you don’t.”
“There’s nothing you can do to save me now. Just stay with me. That’s enough.”
“Hey, cutie.” “Hey, hot stuff.” “I was actually talking to the dog, not you.”
“Nobody loves me.” “I do.” “Shut up.”
“You can’t just hang out by that grave all day, you know.”
“Romeo and Juliet obviously didn’t actually love each other, you idiot.”
“I haven’t slept in days. My upstairs neighbor is learning to tap dance.”
“Do you have an epipen?”
“I don’t mean to alarm you, but your entire family is a giant disaster.”
“You might be the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
“What the hell is with all of the sock puppets?”
“Roses are red, some poppies are as well, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” “That might be the worst poem in the history of mankind.”
“We should break up.”
“Wedding planning has been a nightmare.”
“I managed to make it through three years of middle school band without actually learning to read music.”
“Being this close to you gives me so much joy it’s terrifying.”
“Stop messing around and help me with this!”
“Remember that thing you told me not to do?”
“You need to sleep.”
“There’s water in coffee.”
“You look stunning.”
“Stop acting like a child.”
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Tony: My fursona is Tony Stark!
Thor: So your skin is really your fursuit. We don’t know what really lies beneath.
Tony: Underneath is MORE Tony Stark!
Natasha: I'm gonna start bringing a pool noodle and smacking you all.
Clint: My fursona is a pool noodle!
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Kind of changing the way I do things, but send me a number and a pairing (romantic or platonic).
More prompts
Person A tries to propose to Person B in front of a large crowd and B is not ready to get married.
“I could die right now, in your arms, and I’d still be happy.” “Well, I wouldn’t be very happy about that!”
“I just really want to cuddle, okay?”
“I’m actually terrified of heights.”
Person A is offered the chance to bring person B back from the dead for 24 hours.
“I love you too much for my own good.”
Person A gets severely injured due to something Person B does and the guilt is driving B crazy. A doesn’t blame B at all.
“Why is your sock on the ceiling fan?”
“You’re acting like a child.”
“I love you so much I don’t know what to do.”
“You are so dramatic. I was gone for five minutes.”
“I know you would never hurt me.”
“You might be the dumbest person I’ve ever met.”
“Don’t you die on me!”
“Please just leave. It’s what you do best anyway.”
“And there goes the rest of my dignity.”
“You forgot to put on pants, dude.”
“Don’t be an idiot.”
“The cat is stuck on the chandelier again.”
“What the hell is with all of the sock puppets?”
“We should break up.”
“What did I do to deserve you?”
Bachelor/bachelorette party gone wrong.
“I don’t know how it is physically possible for you to be this beautiful.”
“Well, that was fun.” “We almost died!”
“Why do you look like you’re about ready to murder me?”
“Nobody loves me.” “I do.” “Shut up.”
“Why is there a knife in your chest?!”
“Did you seriously patch up a stab wound with scotch tape?”
Person B is in love with Person A, who agreed to go out with Person C.
“Why are you sitting in their lap?”
“Why are you watching a kid’s movie?”
“I just want to hug you and never let go.”
“Man, you sure got knocked around a lot today.”
“Why are we on the roof?”
“I don’t need you to protect me!”
“I need you to tell me the truth! Do you love me?”
“Look, I really screwed up and I need advice.”
“Why do you have to shatter my heart into a million pieces every time you see me?”
Person A got ahold of an empty wrapping paper tube and is bonking everyone on the head with it.
“Close your eyes. Don’t peek.”
“You’re an asshole!”
“Why on Earth are you bleeding?”
“You’re going to be okay, I promise.”
A group of friends at a water park.
“What are you, five?”
“How are you this dumb?”
“Would you still love me if I wasn’t conventionally attractive?”
“We’re trying to have a baby!” “Ew. Why did I need to know that?”
“Please don’t kill me.”
Person A is asleep and Person B is trying not to wake them up.
“I love you more than I love Star Wars.” “Ha! No you don’t.”
“I promise I won’t let them hurt you.”
“Get your hand off my ass.”
“You’re going to get yourself killed!”
“Is there something you two would like to share with the group?”
“You make me feel safe.”
“We’ve secretly been married for a year.”
“I think I might be dead inside.”
“We shouldn’t have let our kid watch Tangled. They hit me with a frying pan earlier.”
“Oh my god, are you pregnant?”
“What’s up?” “I’m just thinking about all of the things I’m going to do to you later.”
Person A and Person B are just friends and are tired of being asked if they’re a couple, so now they say “no hetero” when asking each other to hang out.
“You deserve so much better than what I can be.”
“Do you want me to punch you in the face?”
Person A is going to propose to Person B and Person C accidentally spoils the surprise.
Person A is learning to roller skate and runs into Person B.
“Did you miss me?”
Person A tries to explain modern slang to Person B.
“Why is your head stuck in the stair railing?”
“Did you just kiss me?”
“Please tell me that isn’t your blood.”
“I refuse to trust the judgement of someone who pronounces the “J” in jalapeño.”
“How are you 5 hours late?” “There was traffic.” “You were a mile away!”
“I could be dead and you wouldn’t even care!”
“I really want to watch *horror movie*, but I hear it’s terrifying. Will you watch it with me in case I get scared?”
“So you’ve been lying this whole time?”
“Go to hell!”
“It really is coming down out there, huh?”
“Give it up. I know you’re cheating on me.”
“I will never get tired of kissing you.”
“No, don’t cry, don’t do that to me.”
“Never scare me like that again! I thought I’d lost you!”
“What on Earth are you wearing?”
“There’s a movie I’ve been wanting to see and I was wondering if you wanted to go with me.”
“If I have to watch Frozen one more time I will lose it.”
“You aren’t weak. Just human.”
“You worry too much.”
“Did you just flip me off?”
Person A and Person B won’t cool it with the pda and Person C goes nuts.
“Don’t try to stand up. I’ll carry you.”
“That was chaotic.” “That was nothing.”
“Give me my heart back. Please.”
“I can’t help but blame you for what happened. I’m sorry.”
“Look who’s playing the victim, again.”
“You should really kiss me right now.”
“How are you this perfect?”
“Why did you think this was a good idea?”
“You love them, not me.”
“Please just quit screaming!”
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Natasha: You’re cute, but selfish and narcissistic to the point of near delusion.
Tony: *after Natasha walks away* She said I was cute!
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Bruce: Are you still mad at me?
Natasha: Yes! You can’t keep saying “mischief managed” after we finish sex.
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Bruce: Flirting with you is like punching water.
Natasha: Why? Cause it’s pointless, or because you look stupid doing it?
Bruce: Did you hear it?
Natasha: I heard it that time, yeah.
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Natasha, age 11: Mom, Yelena’s gaslighting me!
Yelena, age 6: No I’m not! You’re just crazy.
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Natasha: I was gonna say people died.
Thor: *from across the room* Nachos!
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I’m looking for a Loki x black widow fic that came out during the avengers movie (2012-2013). It’s really long and it takes place during that movie and the aftermath is him appearing in her room at Stark tower. But he’s like a prisoner(?) anyway he keeps showing up in her room and they develop feelings for one another. Eventually she gets pregnant and they move to Asgard and they have a daughter named rose(?) I ’ve never finished it and it was years ago so this all I can remember. Thx!
I don’t really read lokinat, sorry.
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can you do a lokinat prompt? idk which one i just started following you like yesterday!
have a good day/night! ❤️
I accept any pairing, but I probably won’t get to it right away. My life is a mess right now, lol.
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Winter themed prompt list
1 for ironwidow
“I saw you slip on ice outside. Are you okay?”
*Natasha approached the door of the tower. She'd just gotten back from a very long mission. She was exhausted and her entire body ached. She just wanted to get some sleep. The cold December air bit at her face as she climbed the front steps. Suddenly, she felt her foot slide out from under her.*
Natasha: Черт побери! Прямо на моей заднице!
*She got up, brushed herself off, and carefully climbed the stairs. When she opened the door, Tony was standing:there laughing.*
Tony: I saw you slip on ice outside. Are you okay?
Natasha: I'm fine. Never mention this to anyone!
Tony: Don't worry, I won't. It's in my best interest to stay on your good side.
*Tony planted a kiss on her cheek.*
Tony: Welcome home.
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Natasha: You’re lucky you haven’t any character, because if you did, I’m sure I’d hate you.
Tony: You couldn’t hate me. I’m too… lovable.
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