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welcometozombocom · 3 years

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Self Insert: Popee The Performer x Me

It was cold day. My bike rusty from all the use, just like myself. I felt empty like the tire, I am tired. Suddenly I stopped and saw a circus. It looked quite interesting and I did not even notice that I was in the desert. “I’m from Scotland for fucks sake” I shoutet angrily. As I went into the circus a strong man greeted me. He told that his name was Poper and that he was the clown in this circus. Popel was quite tall, around 164cm and his waist was thin he looked like an hourglass, but without the glass, very sexy.

He showed me around the circuis and introduced me to Kademono the dog. He didn’t have a face, he just used masks, he has quite a few masks actually, I wonder where he stores them. Ponpon then told me to follow him inside the circuis tent where I was greeted by the final member of this circus. It was his father, Papi. He shook my hand, gently, and told me that I can stay as long as I want to. How nice of him, but he warned me. Ponpee was still a virgin and didn’t know how to act in such situations. While Papi told me this, I noticed his huge bulge owo. We then had lunch together, finally something good to eat. The sun slowy started to vanish behind the horizon when Popel told me that I can sleep in his bed. I agreed. His long and strong legs, the perfect looking pattern on his Cat suit, his strong tail and those mesmerizing Bunny ears convinced me to join him. As I slowly laid down in his bed I started to feel him behind me. Suit could not hide the obvious. I turned and said

“show me, show me your enuormous dong Peepee”

At first he seemed shy about it, but as he slowy took of his suit I was able to take a glance at his magical body. Pecks only a bodybuilder could dream. Thighs that could crush my skull between them and his pink, puffy looking nipples. “I am so hot right now” I told him with a sick grin. When his suit passed his waist I was greeted by Poopoos gigant cock. It was around 8 inches and had the shadow of an masculine old lady, a bit curved like the old ladys back. Just above his penis a noticed a crotch tattoo “I am going to fuck you in the ass” it said. While all of this happened Pablo did not say a single word, only when he finshed taking his suit off, he told “I am going to have the sex with and there is nothing that could stop me”.

This turned me on even more. I could no longer hide my erection either. As I leaned into our first kiss both of our dicks touched. We’ve been making out for over one hour, when Pipoo turned around and said “I wanna the sex, now”. So I turned around, my butt, shaped like a perfect peach waiting for his ginourmous dong. But before we started he took a condom out of his meatpocket and put it on. “I am ready for you babe” I told him. Seconds before he put it in, he whispered in my ear: “No homo”

Firstly it seemed like a firework, that wouldn’t stop. Papoos penis burned inside of me, I lost all senses expect desire. He began to scream like an angry mole when suddleny his father came in. I expected the worst, his sons dick inside me, that could anger him, but he looked aroused.

Like in a flash of lighting Papis pale limp body made Pepe and me blind. When I was to see again I found myself in a threesome. Fahter and son and Kademono ate chicken, like always. So we fucked till the break of dawn, When I woke up in the early afternoon the next day, Papi and Pupa in my arms, I knew.

I am going the have the sex yes yes

#Popee #Performer #Papi #popee the clown #popee the ぱフォーマー #xd #selbsthass #fanfiction #self insert #fandom #i like big butts and i cannot lie #seggs

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welcometozombocom · 3 years

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Eine melan(cool)ische Geschichte

Der folgende Text wird manchen naiven Leser, zum Zittern, bibbern, schibbern und twittern bringen, ihr seit gewarnt. Dies ist keine gewöhnliche Geschichte, sie ist wirklich so passiert (vertraut mir), ganz im Ernst, ihr braucht nicht rennen, denn ich habe die Form der Wahrheit angenommen und halte euch als Geisel. Im Jahr 2004 passierte etwas magisches in den Katakomben von Dortmund, ich den markerschütternden Schrei eines Heroinjunkies erhoben sich die Gruftis aus ihren Gräbern und gruben mit ihren Grubengrabgeräten (Schaufel) einen Schacht. Einen Minenschaft, Minecraft. Als die Grutis im Jahr 2011 an die Oberfläche gekommen sind, war Dortmund nicht mehr die selbe Stadt wie einst, 2004. Die Gruftis waren schockiert und weinten wie 1000 traurige mems. Das schlimme ist, dass sie furchtbar gruselig ist.

Wenn ihr den Müll nicht mindesten einem WhatsApp übersendet werde ich kommen (No homo). Jetzt lest die ersten Buchstaben in jeder Zeile, euch wird auffallen, dass das Wort überhaupt Wort keinen Sinn ergibt. Denkt doch mal nach!

DusdIdaSO2s ist kein Wort!!! + ! ! !

höchstens das Passwort von Rolf, 62 aus Köln, denn die mögen Bier.

Traget diese Massage in alle Welt und übersetzt den Text ins Spanisch, das Ergebnis wird euch überraschen!

#Wahr #Traurig #Minecraft #Rolf #DusdladaSO2s #Dortmund #Twitter #Copypasta #Edgy #sad #sex

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