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name: Lucifer Morningstar age: over 10,000 faceclaim:  Tom Ellis alias: The Devil, Satan, The Prince of Darkness, The Lightbringer, Old Scratch, Beelzebub, Samael powers/skills: angel physiology, immortality, telekinesis, superhuman strength and stamina, invulnerability, ability to draw out hidden desires alliance: None threat level (out of ten): 10/10 history file  (link wiki): case file notable changes from 2012 to the timeline they were pulled from: In the original timeline, Lucifer was still in Hell in 2012; otherwise everything is the same up until the end of the first season of the show last memory before ending up in nyc, 2012: Pouring himself a drink in his penthouse above Lux
questionnaire:
How are you feeling? Physically and mentally.
"Just peachy, thanks so much for asking! I've been fine ever since I flipped Dad the bird and left Hell, so why should I be bothered by having gone back in time a little? Maybe I should pull a Biff Tannen and try to start raking in money betting on sporting events!"
Where are you living? The same place you lived in 2012, or displaced to a random apartment? Explain to the best of your ability.
"Well, considering I was in Hell in 2012, I am certainly not living in the same place! I had a lovely penthouse above my club in Los Angeles, but I had to settle for a slightly less nice penthouse in New York. Seriously, it doesn't even have enough space for four couches in the living room!"
What do YOU think we should do about the situation at hand? Try to go back home? The original mission of stopping Thanos? Rewrite the entire story?
"Pfft, why do I care? As long as I'm away from Hell, I don't mind what's going on. If people really want to get back to their original time, fine, but I'm perfectly content to stay here. And I really do not want to have any interaction with that overgrown prune-faced jerk, so if anyone decides to go battle him, please leave me out of it!"
What will you DO about the situation at hand?
"What I've been doing ever since arriving on Earth--having fun! I can do that just as well in 2012 as I could in the future, so I see no reason to stop!"
Is there anything that you think needs to be done?
"Yes, I need to order new strobe lights for the club. The place is nice, but it really needs some more work to get it on par with the original Lux."
If need be, would you be willing to team up with the government and SHEILD to recoup and help the situation at hand?
"If any of them actually show up asking for my help, I'll know Hell has officially frozen over! Of course I'd play along if they really wanted help--I am acquainted with the LAPD, after all. And I would love to see how many naughty little government secrets I could get them to spill."
What are your worries?
"That I might run out of whiskey just before the bar is going to open! Or that the piano might not be tuned just right!"
What do you think are the pros about this situation?
"Going back in time means people will have more opportunity to sin! Maybe even to sin again if it was a really good one the first time!"
Anything else?
"Yes, please do spread the word to drop in to Lux, will you? I need to build up my reputation as having the hottest club in town all over again!"
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People like to tell me things. Those deep, dark, naughty, little desires that are on their minds. It’s a gift. Must be something about this face.
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“the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing himself he was evil.”
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Why do Satanists affiliate me with goats? I don’t even like their cheese.
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☆ lucifer characters ⇒ lucifer morningstar
what’s your name? lucifer.  like the devil? exactly.
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