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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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Kitty provides complimentary massages to her owner’s clients as they receive eyelash services.

(Source)

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i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

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Our queen

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The internet is flooded with AI-generated photos and they're getting harder to spot.

Most of the time AI is used for click-farming, but lately images have been used in fake news stories and product scams.

Most important: THINK CRITICALLY. AI will eventually get too good to make obvious mistakes. Being media literate means checking not just if an image is real, but if the source is trustworthy.

If you're not sure, don't share! You might be spreading misinformation.

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Tumblr Code.

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All the leaves are frogs (aaaall the leaves are froooogs)

And the frogs are leave (and the frogs are leeeaaaves)

I've been for a walk (I've been for a walk) On an autumn's da-aayyyy. (On an autumn's day) I'd be safe and moist (I'd be safe and moist) if I was in that pond (if I want in that pond)

All those froggies dreamin' (all those froggies dreamin')

On a such an autumn's day!!

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Does this apply to different packages, too? The tall skinny tetrapack liters of milk, brand is Lala, don't last me the same way the rectangle squat liters of milk from the same brand, Lala, last me... Yes, there's 1.5 l packs, but there's also 1l packs... they never last the same... I think the tall skinny ones have less but look more because they're tall.

companies are delusional if they think consumers don't notice shrinkflation. less food in the package, less medicine in the jar, less whatever in the wherever, it doesn't matter where and it's almost always noticeable. like i just finished one box of medicine and we opened another allegedly identical one that we just bought and lo and behold, the four middle medicine segments were gone from the package. they took out four pills from the same sized box and sold it at the same price without any indication on the box other than the small number in the corner. ridiculous

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how to draw arms ? ? 

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Don't confuse labor value theft with goodness.

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this is a mood...

Guy who ate his first meal at 10pm voice: man why am I so tired I’ve slept all day

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Herb's Properties

Basil:  money, luck, prosperity, happiness

Bay Leaf: energy, cleansing, can be charged with almost any intention

Camomile: Caring, kindness, luck, growth, self-love growth, confidence, avoiding negativity, happiness

Cinnamon: passion, quick success, fire magick

Chia seeds: Growth, health, kindness, Property

Chilli flakes:  Pride, confidence, power, strength, Passion

Cumin: Courage, bravery, protection, loyalty

Dandelion: wishes, charisma, success, good luck

Dill: sexual love, luck, protection

Eucalyptus: cleansing, healing, purifying, relaxing, comfort

Fennel:  hate, anger

Flax seeds: Prosperity, growth, new beginnings

Ginger: fiery passion, success, and personal power

Jasmine: love, dreams, sensuality, luxury and kindness

Lavender: love and attraction, purification, relaxation, restful sleep

Nutmeg: luck, Health, Fidelity, Love, Prosperity, comfort, loyalty

Oregano:  comfort, love, warmth

Paprika:  Pride, confidence, power, strength

Parsley: Cleansing. purification

Peppermint: healing, purification, love and energy, cleansing, prosperity

Poppy seeds: protection, intuition, self-assurance, hexing and cursing

Rose: love, beauty, harmony, romance, attraction

Rosemary: cleansing, purification, wisdom, protection

Sesame seeds: Prosperity, growth, health, nurturing

Spearmint: love, cleansing, renewal, blessing

Sunflower seeds: happiness, growth, joy

Thyme: beauty, strength, courage

Turmeric: confidence, creativity, energy

Vanilla: love and sexuality

tip jar

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The inside is so tacky... and it would take another million or more to remodel it to match the pretty exterior... ; ^ ;

Is it me, or are we seeing a lot of castle houses up for sale lately? This one, built in 1975 in Barrington, IL has 5bds, 6ba, $1.75M. Well, let's see what this one looks like. So far, I see a statue mooning us.

The grand hall entrance.

Modern gray and white castle. This is disappointing. It looks like a McMansion.

Next to the living room there's a game room. A game room should have color, cool stuff, and neon.

Oh, look, the dining room is greige. The rooms are so big and hardly have any furniture, which makes them look cold.

I would imagine that this is meant to be an open concept kitchen/family room. You would think that a $1.75M home would have a backsplash in the kitchen.

There's a little bar area in the corner. There's an exhaust hood over the stove, but that bare wall is going to get so splattered.

The way to the indoor pool.

Very large space and it's all stone and glass. It must be very costly to heat.

This sitting room with an oddly small, fancy fireplace is at the end of the pool.

The primary bedroom has a terrace.

It also has a seating area and doors to a large rooftop deck with a fireplace.

And, of course there's an en-suite bath.

Plus a closet.

There's no dedicated home gym, they're using one of the bedrooms.

Really, this is the best room in the house.

Very nice bath, at least it has some color.

Part office, part bedroom.

Another lackluster bedroom. No architectural details, and bland gray.

A large deck surrounds the house. It looks like a chunk of cement came off that cone shaped piece.

The land measures 6 acres.

The exterior looks very castle-like, but the inside is disappointing.

This home is gigantic- look at the size of the unfinished basement.

The upkeep has to be astronomical.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3-Saville-Row-Barrington-IL-60010/5089890_zpid/

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else