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Saying ‘Yes’ to someone asking you if you did something before they’re finished has so much power, honestly. BUT only if it is correct.

#Otherwise ya just seem like a dick #:) yeah #Relatable I guess

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reblog for something really lgbt to happen to the person you reblogged it from

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I started following you because you randomly liked one of my posts and I decided "Hey, they seem cool." I'm glad I did follow you, cause your stuff is so amazing.

I’m glad you followed me too! Thank you so much, you made my day ❤️

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being fat isn’t a bad thing or a dirty word so don’t take this as me suggesting that it is, but it’s kind of insane how warped pop culture is about women’s bodies that everyone in 2014 was convinced meghan trainor was fat

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Why did you start following me?

Do it on anon or not. I’m really curious about why you started following my blog.

#I think I may have done this before?? #But my brain is a literal sieve so we’re doing this anyways #(Only if you want #of course)

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everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

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To all my mutuals wondering what fandoms I’m invested in, I have prepared a comprehensive list:

- Yours x

#That’s it that’s the list #(Mainly because I couldn’t make a list - it’d be too long) #Fandoms #mutuals

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Simple Asks. Send me a number!

How do you take your coffee?

Favorite movie of all time?

The best place you’ve traveled to? What makes it the best?

What’s the name of your childhood best friend? Do you guys still talk?

Do you have a favorite or ‘lucky’ piece of clothing? What is it?

Have you ever been in love? Or thought you were in love? What was it like?

Dogs or cats?

Do you think it’s possible to fall in love at first sight?

Your opinion on marriage?

Name a song that makes you happy.

Who are the most important people in your life?

If you were famous for something, what would that thing be? Realistically speaking.

Would you press a button that, once pressed, magically cures world hunger but anytime someone would say your name you’d respond by slapping that person then doing a chicken dance?

Are you a fan of country music?

What’s the best animated movie you’ve seen?

What’s a movie on your watch list?

Romantic dinner or chill movie night?

Favorite TV show?

If you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you travel?

What’s a hobby you wanna take up?

Do you have any scars? 

You can tell your future self one thing… What do you say?

Do you like video games? What do you like to play?

What’s something you enjoy doing but don’t tell many people because you feel like they’d judge you?

Favorite outdoor activity?

Favorite movie from the 80s or 90s?

Name a celebrity you’d want to meet– dead or alive.

Do you believe in ghosts? 

Have you ever played with a Ouija board? Did anything spooky happen?

What’s a quote you live by?

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twenty-seven degrees this week

twenty-seven

in s e p t e m b e r

what is this

#ugh #why is life like this? #If we're having unpredictable weather I want snow #I hate the sun

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OHey, I don't know if you remember, since I can't find it anywhere myself (and I think I may've posted it on one of my old fan accounts), but I've been doing @merlinbingo fills, and I. JUST. FINISHED.

I mean, I'm kind of pleased, since I accomplished something, but I'm also totally disappointed, since it’s now over. 

Here’s my bingo card, complete with a little scribbling to help me remember which I’ve completed. The fills are under the cut, because I know I often lose patience with these kinds of things, and don't necessarily want to read them. 

Whether you are or not, if you’re into writing/reading Merlin-verse fics, you should definitely check out the @merlinbingo​ page, and have a little look at what comes across it, as I will be, or even join, if you like! It's open until the end of October to complete fills, and the only reason I’m not is to complete Whumptober fics. But you should check it out!

Here are the fics, which often aren’t as they seem, but are tagged appropriately, and you can guess from the tags in most of them as to what they contain on AO3, but I've also included the descriptions, so, here they are!

M1 - Break Up: Your Majesty (G)

Gwaine woke up to Merlin acting oddly. What happened last night?

M2 - Huddling for Warmth: Lavender and Love (T)

Tonight was much colder than before.

M3 - Mutual Pining: Love and Pigeons (G)

Gwaine wants to show Merlin something. Merlin is positive he does not want to see. 

M4 - Selfless: Out-of-Body (T)

Freya receives an offer. 

M5 - Disability: Mead for the Muscles (T)

Gwaine drinks a lot. Sometimes it helps.

A1 - Gaslighting: Unlikely (G)

Every once in a while, Merlin gets a letter. 

A2 - Tristan De Bois: What not to do when you die: By Tristan De Bois (T)

5 tips on dead person decorum 

A3 - Fireworks: The Modern Age (G)

Arthur is positive he knows what these noises are. He has been briefed by Merlin, after all. 

A4 - Burns: Feel (T)

Merlin tries to cope after Camlann.

A5 - Compromise: Speculation (T)

Gwaine and Merlin get drunk and make bets.

G1- Knocked out: The one where Henry the Guard gets a shock (G)

One of the new guards ran straight into Leon in the hallway, breathless and deathly pale, as though he’d seen something distinctly terrifying.

Or 

Leon teaches a new guard how to act in Camelot

G2 - Action/Adventure: Little Chick (T)

Merlin has dreams about another boy, far away, who needs help. 

G3 - Free Square: Perfect (G)

Elyan makes Leon a sword.

G4 - Elyan/Arthur: Madman (T)

"Fine. I win, you cook for me. You win, I cook for you."

"So I can win and get food poisoning? Such an honour."

"Fine. I'll get Merlin to do it."

OR 

Elyan teaches Arthur football.

G5 - Morgause: Who was Morgause? (T)

Morgause from various points of view.

I1 - Sefa: Old Magic (G)

Sefa makes an unusual mistake.

I2 - Buried Alive: Belonging (T)

Arthur sets out to follow Merlin's instructions, and tries not to think. About anything, really. 

I3 - Freya/Lancelot: Drifting (T)

His whole life, Lancelot had drifted from kingdom to kingdom.

I4 - Character Death: Do I still bleed? (Or have they taken that too?) (M)

Arthur died, in camlann, and with him, a piece of Merlin died too.

I5 - Loss of Powers: Delirium (G)

Merlin did not get sick. 

Which is why, naturally, when the warlock woke up with a pounding headache and an aching body, he did not immediately jump to the conclusion that he was ill.

C1 - Abduction: Chaos (G)

In which Merlin takes things that don’t belong to him.

C2 - Magic is legal: Deep Wounds (T)

Arthur and Morgana have a long overdue discussion.

C3 - Witch Hunt: Close Encounters (G)

Arthur is woken in the middle of the night. Why? To hunt a witch, of course. 

C4 - Gwaine/Merlin: Carrot Cake (G)

Gwaine wakes up to an empty bed.

C5 - Royal Merlin: Exquisite (T)

Arthur is told categorically not to talk to the ambrosius' when they visit. This would be fine, if he could follow simple instructions.

#merlin bingo #fills #merlin #fanfictions

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can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

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me writing a mediocre post on my blog that i know will receive a max of 7 notes, most of which are likes from my mutuals: wow i rly am the funniest person alive i should go professional 

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my issue is

#I just found this #its been there for ages #I have no idea what I was going to say #And I find that hilarious #What’s my issue?

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