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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

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look what i just stumbled on

#oscar isaac #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #early 2000s ska #YUP #I went to so goddamn many shows like this

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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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holding my boob for emotional support

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girl are you a medieval executioner bc you are torturing me with your rack

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

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#I have actually seen two of these godforsaken things in real life #they are so comically stupid #just gets better and better

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ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!!!

The person who reblogged this from me needs a hug. Reblog to hug the previous person. 💕

#huggiessssssss!

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Shirley Jackson, We Have Always Lived in the Castle Vincent van Gogh, Garden at Arles (1888)

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why can i never be normal around popcorn

I cant share - i NEED my own bowl. You NEED to cut me off from your popcorn. When I make a big bowl for myself I think "i will eat this at a reasonable pace! I'll have popcorn for the next hour!" and I shovel it in my face till it's all gone, I've stopped doing whatever it is I was doing, devoting 100% of my attention to the popcorn, and yes i am sad when it's all gone

#accurate #me af

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TIL that the Audubon Society has released official statements on the difference between a "bird", a "birb", and a "borb", featuring such gems as:

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For your AMA i wondered which is your favourite MFM combo and which would you like to do but haven’t yet.

Three’s Company & Surprising Reunions are both in my permanent reread list 🥴🥵

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I do very much enjoy a FishBen pairing, I have to say. But presuming you mean a pairing of two Pedro characters, I honestly really love Joel and Dieter in Surprising Reunions. That pairing turned out so wonderfully and I couldn't have imagined it being any better.

For the future, I really am intrigued by Lucien. I suspect he'll be fun to pair with either Dieter or Javi G because of the movie industry connection, and I'm very much looking forward to it.

#WardenThirst AMA #Sunday Funday