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garfield could probably understand the mechanics of driving a car but his legs are too short and stubby to reach the petals. this is also known as "Yoda's Quandry"

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miss swift you are not a tortured poet you are a billionaire

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one thing the human emotional range is lacking is the predator animal ability to stare at people while holding the limp, bloody corpse of your prey in your mouth

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I laughed so fucking hard at this

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The road goes ever on and on…

…and Thorin Oakenshield will pass into legend.

#the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #bagginshield #thilbo

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we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

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i wish i had hyperfixated on something useful instead of two anime men that broke up in front of a kfc

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call a police!! someone stole cult leader and father of two daughters!!!!

#jjk #satosugu

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I haven't posted in a while but <333

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #satosugu

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I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

*electric guitar riff*

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

#lord of the rings #boromir #fellowship of the ring #lotr #long post

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red dead

#rdr2

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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight

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I can't be the first to make this connection

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woahh 2024! cheers!

happy new year. worms are rooting for you to have your best year yet.

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Unpopular opinion but literally not one person in the world should have their human rights violated

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being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors