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wandaswifee · 3 years
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ok, what if was cute and all but
WHAT IF NATASHA ALIANOVNA ROMANOFF DIDNT DIE? Y'KNOW? WHAT IF YOU DIDNT RIP OUR HEARTS OUT?
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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hear me out, what if disney wasn't homophobic?
Marvel: *tries to make Steggy canon*
Also Marvel: *accidentally made Stucky canon*
Me and Basically everyone:
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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i feel like tonight's loki episode is going to crush my lokius soul
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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mobius can't be dead. loki was pruned too but now he is in a nonexistent timeline, meaning that mobius is alive in a nonexistent timeline as well. so, he's currently riding jet skis until his husband takes down the creation of time then gets him afterwards so they can live out their lives together.
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MR STARK I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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Loki Spoilers
NOOOOOOOO MOBIUS. MY BABY. YOU MONSTER. HE JUST WANTED HIS JETSKI
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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mobius is currently blasting traitor - olivia rodrigo because of the supermarket divorce.
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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time to feed my loki addiction
nO BUT LOKI PAUSING AND WINCING BEFORE HE GOES THROUGH THE MACHINE BECAUSE HE ISN’T SURE IF HE’S A ROBOT OR NOT BECAUSE HE’S GONE THROUGH FINDING OUT HE’S NOT AT ALL WHO OR WHAT HE THOUGHT HE WAS BEFORE SO NOW HE’S SECOND-GUESSING WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT HE IS I’M-
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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OH MY GOD
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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me: *defends LGBTQ
family: why do you care so much? are you gay or something?
me:
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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if someone writes a fic please lmk
AU where Bucky comes home to his new dorm room absolutely smashed, sees a party going on and says fuck it I’m going to bed. Sees some random dude in his bed and is like “you can stay, but I’m going to sleep” and just passes out in bed with a stranger.
When he wakes up the stranger is like “yeah you came into my room and told me it’s ok for me to stay” and Bucky is like ????? Because apparently drunk him went into the wrong dorm room. And god, it’s the most embarrassing thing he’s ever done and he vows never to see this guy again. Except the guy in quest turns out to be Steve’s new friend Sam so he’s literally everywhere Bucky goes. And of course Sam never lets him live it down and LOVES teasing him.
The teasing gradually turns into something more and next time they sleep together it’s on purpose and full of hot sex
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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people: your can't hear pictures
pictures:
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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bestie,
don't commit die
because you haven't seen:
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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this is a man who was invited to his boyfriend’s family cookout
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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just bucky hyping up both of his boyfriends
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Captain America: The First Avenger (2011) // The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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a world renowned criminal
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the world’s deadliest assassin
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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bestie, a US agent? first you tried to be steve, next you tryin to be tony with yo home depot ad, and now nat? what's next? are you gonna try and summon lightning with your plastic hammer from dollar tree?
okay but if you like j*hn w*lker, get away from me.
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wandaswifee · 3 years
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bucky and sam: fixing the boat together, living in the same house, drinking with each other, giving tough love, rolling in the grass together, calling in favors that only benefit the other; see also: just guys who had a mutual friend who left.
bucky and sarah: smiling at each other and introducing themselves; see also: flirting
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