REBLOG if you are old enough to remember what a VCR is.
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basically I accidentally listened to a song few years ago and it led to this
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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this
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save me boop dopamine save me
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reblog this and boop the person you're reblogged it from
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Oh shit what happened?! I hope George is ok
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YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!!! HE’S NOT GOING TO SWEEP THE SEASON
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Surrealist Edward James, was so besotted with his wife, the dancer Tilly Losch, that when he saw the trail of wet footprints she left up the stairs after her bath at Monkton House, he had them woven into the carpet.
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Keeping George Russell in my t’s and p’s while we wait to find out what the announcement is
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how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.
please google what an artichoke is
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Gnomes cannot experience hatred or bigotry.
The only gnome ever to experience a nasty thought died instantaneously of a brain aneurysm. As his body explosively vented all remaining good cheer, he rapidly transmuted into a stack of apricot honey tarts.
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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.
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TIL that in 1903 the New York Times predicted that building a flying machine would be possible in 1-10 Million years.
via ift.tt
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hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-
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