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#tHIS IS SO CHILDE IT HURTS #tw: blood #;;Walk right in all you sinners and saints. Tonight's the night we're gonna take off these chains. [Musings]

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Consider this a mini starter call: Cap at 6?

They’ll more or less be lyric based and rather short, though the thread can grow longer–I’ve got no qualms about doing para on here, just wanna get back on the writing bike for Childe is all.

Remember to specify muse(s) if you are a multimuse, thank you.

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

Consider this a mini starter call: Cap at 6?

They’ll more or less be lyric based and rather short, though the thread can grow longer–I’ve got no qualms about doing para on here, just wanna get back on the writing bike for Childe is all.

Remember to specify muse(s) if you are a multimuse, thank you.

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

Consider this a mini starter call: Cap at 6?

They’ll more or less be lyric based and rather short, though the thread can grow longer--I’ve got no qualms about doing para on here, just wanna get back on the writing bike for Childe is all.

Remember to specify muse(s) if you are a multimuse, thank you.

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

#;;Walk right in all you sinners and saints. Tonight's the night we're gonna take off these chains. [Musings] #;;And I said ashes to ashes; We all fall down. I wanna hear you sing the praise. [Music]

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@pseudomonacarriea​​​ asked:  

☭ - Lumine (Traveler)

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse || Accepting

Battle intro:

“For real? There’s no taking that back, you know.”

[Excitement and anticipation drips from his voice in a manner not so unlike a child about to break play with their newest toy.]

“Well then... You’d best not hold back on me.”

[Cracking his neck side to side once, he rolls his shoulders back and draws his legs back into stance. The look in his dull blue eyes could arguably be called....manic. The grin spreading across his lips is unmistakable.]

“Let’s have a good, bloody match.”

Victory:

[Despite the flecks of blood across his cheek, he looks about as pleased as can be as he laughs.]

“That was fun, ojou-chan--But this was the only natural outcome. I will only ever grow stronger, I told you that. --Hello? Aaaah, you passed out, huh?”

Defeat:

"Not bad, not bad. Now let’s go one more round, I’m not quite satisfied just yet. Oh, don’t make that face. If my bones haven’t been crushed to dust, and I’m still able to stand like this--That means we can still fight.”

Assist:

“Did you call for me? Aha, alright--You oweing me a favor isn’t the worst thing I can think of, let’s paint the snow red.”

Taunt:

“That all you’ve got? I have to say, I’m disappointed if this is all you amounted to.”

Reacting to Taunt:

"Ahaha...! Fighting talk, I love it!”

Tie:

“Let’s go again. A tie isn’t bad, but nothing is sweeter than victory.”

Perfect Victory:

"I warned you before, didn’t I? I, Tartaglia, will only ever grow stronger and one day stand at the top of the world.”

[There’s a displeased sigh as he dissipates his Hydro blades, before dusting his hands dismissively to get rid of any, imaginary debris.]

“You’ll never catch up to me like this. How disappointing.”

#;;It's too early for surrender; Too late for a prayer. [Asks] #;;Truly fascinating. The harder they try to silence the situation; The greater the chaos erupts. [IC] #pseudomonacarriea #Me: Childe can you maybe chill #Childe: How about maybe /you/ chill #Me: Yes sir I will chill right now

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★ 【Darkavey】 「 Fishing Childe! 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

#;;You could never defeat me. Not even in your wildest dreams. But hey; Try to relish the fight anyway. [Visage]

[wackywoohooborschtman]

In the end, I always DELIVER.

indie rp blog for tartaglia, eleventh of the enforcers private. heavily canon compliant. oc friendly. simped for by kaerene. graphic by the lovely @pseudomonacarriea!

please reblog to help this get around!

NON-RP/PERSONAL BLOGS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

#;;Attention all agents. [Promo]

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Genshin Impact RP masterlist!

Reblog this post and add in the tags

your URL

if you’re a single muse or a multimuse

if they’re canon or an OC

your muse’s name, and from where they come from

EXAMPLE: scrunklyrpblog, single muse, canon, Scrunkly the Mighty ( pokemon mystery dungeon )

to be added in the list!

NOTE: if you have a multimuse blog, feel free to write as many muses as you have; if you have a fandomless OC, specificy that you just have a specific verse or their “title” – and remember to reblog the fandomless masterlist too!

feel free to specify if your muse is canon divergent too!

Character list in alphabetical order can be found HERE!

#wackywoohooborschtman #Childe (Genshin Impact) #single muse #Canon #Canon divergent

[wackywoohooborschtman]

I was worried I’d have issues writing him after so long, but honestly--It’s like getting back on a bike

A very murderous, fight-happy, Blood Knight oriented bike

#I say as If I know what getting back on a bike feels like when I don't know how to ride one #;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #Anyway hello all!!

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★ 【ddal】 「 タルタリヤ 」 ☆ ⊳ childe // genshin impact ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

#;;You could never defeat me. Not even in your wildest dreams. But hey; Try to relish the fight anyway. [Visage]

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deathpxrception​:

Ah….. What a lovely night.

There was just something about the air tonight and on nights just like tonight when the moon is full and and fat and glorious and bright that make the man particularly…let us say…enthusiastic. That soft moonlight flooding down across the land makes the night as bright as the day, bringing with it the soft and wild winds, an eerie chill to the bones, and such intoxicating, sickening JOY and the promise of the hexing sensation of desire, calling to his need to indulge in it and indulge he does.  Until there was nothing left moving in his sight, Until not a single life could be sensed in his web,

the knife wielding predator swings the steel in his grasp with flawless precision to rend life from heaps of flesh. 

The crimson petals that dance around his form fill him with all the delicious satisfaction of spider eating a fly. 

By the time he comes down from his high and that hot fog leaves his brain, there’s at least dozen mutilated corpses strewn around the path. Some of them the beasts, some human(mostly men), some were too torn apart to even tell what they might’ve been before he had gotten to work on them. It was a bit much. It occurs to him, a bit late now, that he may have gone just slightly overboard tonight but oh well. They were all fated to die one days anyways, so for them to die here well…it’s not really that big a deal is it? ‘All good things must come to an end’, after all. Or something like that. That said, with his appetite sated, he’ll have to take his leave soon and find something else to keep his sinful hands busy for the rest of the night. 

But first he’ll have to do something about this one.

This new prey that wandered into his killing chamber isn’t quite like the others. Just the presence, or rather, the sheer stench of ‘death’ they exuded made his spine tingle in anticipation… Yes… This one wasn’t just another unfortunate fly landing in his web but a fellow spider, perhaps even bigger, more venomous, and even hungrier than he, and that possibility…

Well, it definitely put a smile on his face.        

“Oh this? Haha. Don’t flatter me. This is just a little pass-time of mine, you see. Anyways you’re trying to pass through, right? By all means, ” The man chatters smoothly, thin lips fixed in a pleasant smile and body language all too casual for the horrible scenery he’s left in his wake as he gives an exaggerated bow to gesture for the other to make his exit, “ —Ah, but, please, do be careful, dear customer. See, the moment you turn your back on someone like me, heh, this knife here might end up feeling a little light all of a sudden and after that, well, it’s just out of my hands, you know? ”

At that, Childe simply laughs.

And laughs.

And laughs.

And not an ounce of malice is found to it, only perhaps what can be defined as absolute, bloodlust filled and nigh child-like glee.

Hands resting on his chest as if to quell his laughter, the dissonantly joyful sound gradually dies down amidst the deafeningly silent carnage. Really, it would be a horrific sight to most--But Childe was a man who lived for the battlefield, and relished in the scent of blood and iron. For him, this just smelled like home.

“Ah, that is quite unfortunate! See....if that knife happens to pierce my person, I’m afraid I’m going to have to retaliate and run you through, see?”

Though the Enforcer spoke brightly, there was an underlying sharpness to his words, a challenge. In comparison to the cannon fodder he’s had the displeasure of running into across Inazuma, this man, with the bodies littering the ground around him--He’s hardly weak, and might pose some actual difficulty for him in this nigh endless sense of ennui of a trek to locate the former Balladeer.

“Ah, what a shame. I do believe we’ve come across an impasse.” 

A shame, he says, but he’s ready to summon his blades in an instant, his nerves pricking at his skin in anticipation, and his adrenaline pumping wildly in his veins.

#IM HONORED THAT MY WRITING SPARKS NOVELLAS #;;Truly fascinating. The harder they try to silence the situation; The greater the chaos erupts. [IC] #deathpxrception #tw: blood #tw: violence

[wackywoohooborschtman]

In the end, I always DELIVER.

indie rp blog for tartaglia, eleventh of the enforcers private. heavily canon compliant. oc friendly. simped for by kaerene. graphic by the lovely @pseudomonacarriea!

please reblog to help this get around!

NON-RP/PERSONAL BLOGS, DO NOT INTERACT WITH THIS POST. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED ON SIGHT.

#;;Attention all agents. [Promo]

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@pseudomonacarriea​​ asked:  

 ☭ - Kaeya (Canon or Fatui Verse)

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse || Accepting

Battle intro:

“Picking a fight with me? You’re not all that bright, are you? Haha....”

[His laughter holds no warmth, but he manifests his Hydro blades in either hand.]

“Well, at the very least--You’ll keep the rust off of these blades.”

[Cracking his neck side to side once, he rolls his shoulders back and draws his legs back into stance.]

“Try not to die quickly, I need you to at least kill off this boredom.”

Victory:

“Come on. I thought a knight captain would at least have a little more bite than that.”

Defeat:

“Ngh....Not bad....Haha...I knew it, you were holding back all that time.”

Assist:

“I guess I’ll lend you a hand. You owe me for this, plus interest.”

Taunt: 

“That’s the difference between you and the late Crepus. At least he had a spine.”

 Reacting to Taunt: 

“Ah, and just like that--I’m out of patience.”

 Tie: 

“A tie? No, this goes on until once us goes in the ground.”

 Perfect Victory:

“You talk a good game and all, but your ice is about as brittle as those lies you keep telling yourself. Do yourself a favor: Stay down, and don’t waste any more of my time.”

#;;It's too early for surrender; Too late for a prayer. [Asks] #;;Truly fascinating. The harder they try to silence the situation; The greater the chaos erupts. [IC] #pseudomonacarriea #I forgot how much I love writing Childe

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sokumotanaka-deactivated2018121​:

Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse

Includes

Battle intro:

Victory:

Defeat:

Assist:

Taunt: Reacting to Taunt: Tie: Perfect Victory:

#;;This looks like one hell of a party! [Memes] #He really just went 'this meme was made for me'

[wackywoohooborschtman]

Happy Whale Day! 

May you empty your wallets for his sake!

#;;Off duty. Leave a message with the Fatui. [OOC] #ONLY YOU CAN MAKE C6 CHILDE REAL

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I am your oasis, Come, enter your heaven.

#GOD THIS SONG SLAPS