Stop, you're losing me. 💔
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"I wouldn't want to bother anyone," I say as the thing inside of me eats me alive.
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The moon dressed as Saturn.
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lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off
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"Bake for 10 - 12 minutes" is obviously code for "bake for exactly 11 minutes."
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president dwight d. eisenhower was truly the most slay pussy queen president the united states has ever known. there is no way in hell this man was not homosexual i mean what was this photoshoot
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#happy october 3rd!
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walks around the dashboard with my hands behind my back like someone's grandpa
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happie halloween (:
Sabrina the Teenage Witch (1996 - 2003)
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