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evil women reblog if you agree

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Natasha: Lena, shut up, you’re giving me a headache.

Yelena: For suggestions and complaints, please contact the manufacturer. [hands Nat a strip of paper]

Natasha: Is this our mother’s phone number?

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Natasha: I don't give a fuck

Y/N: *Shivering*

Natasha: Are you cold love? You need a blanket? My jacket? Cup of tea? A hug? Come over here, let's cuddle

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Natasha: You need to lie still, Y/n. You've lost a lot of blood.

Y/n: I didn't lose my blood

Y/n: *points to a puddle of blood* it's right there

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then you would be correct

Y/N: *holding a knife against Natasha’s throat*

Natasha: I’m gonna assume you’re in love with me.

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y/n: uhhh tasha?

nat: *stops punching the boxing bag* da, moya lyubov'?

y/n: do you have $33 i could borrow?

nat: *raises an eyebrow* why?

y/n: i owe steve *is sad*

nat: why?

steve: *walks into the the gym with a glass jar* because they thought it was quite appropriate to use extremely foul language whilst playing a video game

y/n: BRO iT wAs caLL oF dUtY AnD i WAs beInG sHOt aT

steve: i was being shot at in the real war and i never once swore

y/n: *scoffs* boomer

nat: so you charged y/n because she swore?

steve: correct. a dollar every time. i do it with all of the team now

nat: $33? really? don't you think that's a bit, i don't know..... much?

steve: ohh-ho-hooo no, it should be way more, and by way more i am talking $70.56!

nat: baby! 70 times!? *laughs*

y/n: *looks down* no one was covering me so i had to take a whole mob by myself!

steve: uhhh huuh

nat: wait, then what was the 56 cents for?

steve: they used the holy name of christ in one

y/n: christ almighty isn't that bad-

steve: $33.56! if you are using his name in vain it is

nat: *chuckles* so why is the charge less now rogers?

steve: because y/n apologized so i decided to move with compassion *sighs*

nat: *shakes her head and takes out a $100 bill* keep the change, i'm buying her 66 profanity passes, and one "christ almighty" pass too *gives steve 12 cents*

y/n: HELL YEAH!

steve: 65, we do not mention the house of satan here

nat: please use them wisely detka or i'll be outta pocket for the rest of the week!

y/n: sorry *runs off*

nat: *turns to steve* how much has the no-profo made?

steve: $14 from sam, $6 from bucky, only $8 from tony!

nat: well that's a shock

steve: i also got a dollar from peter!

nat: no way!

steve: right?

wanda: *from across the gym who has just broken the fighting dummy* F**K!

steve: :0!!!! $2!!! NOW!!! 1 FOR SAYING THE F WORD, AND 1 FOR SCREAMING IT-

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Yelena: It’s dark in here

Kate: Don’t worry dude I got this

Kate *Stomps their feet*

Kate: *Skechers light up*

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Yelena: It’s family moments like these that I’ll never forget.

Natasha: Hopefully, with a good therapist, I will.

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Yelena: why is Wanda crying?

Natasha: She did the ‘which Avenger will you marry’ quiz in the hope of getting me

Yelena: who did she get?

Natasha: Vision

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Yelena: Don't get in my way, Kate.

Kate: I'm gonna get so in your way, now! You can't even understand how in your way I'm gonna get.

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Yelena: As your best friend-

Kate: Clint’s my best friend.

Yelena:

Yelena: AS YOUR BESTFRIEND

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reblog if u care more about trans ppl than a book series

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Yelena *thoughtfully*: This all seems so unreal. Like Bigfoot or those mythical black and white striped horses.

Natasha: You mean zebras? Those are real.

Yelena *ironically*: Sure they are.

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Melina: You know, I raised three fully functional children.

Yelena, standing beside Natasha & Y/n: You got three other kids we don't know about?

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Natasha: Crushes are the worst.

Y/n: Yeah, whenever I’m near someone I have a crush on I start acting stupid.

Yelena: You always act stupid.

Y/n: Yeah don't think about that too much.

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Yelena: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

#marvel #yelena belova #black widow #incorrect quotes #florence pugh #yelena belova x reader #yelena belova x Y/n

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the great thing about marvel is that now all of your favorite ships and head canons are actually canon because of the multiverse

like dr strange hopping through the multiverse being like wow look at all these gay btches this is great

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