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I have decided I want to be a main character written by Ali Hazelwood- smart, PhD-having boss bitch women who have very grandma-core hobbies and end up with the hottest nerds on the planet!! That’s the dream package!!

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“He doesn’t want anything in return. She doesn’t need to fall for him, because he loves her enough for the both of them.”

— Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

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“Is there anything I can do for you? I’ll take you grocery shopping and fill your fridge when we’re back home. Buy you a new bike and a case of decent reagent and that sludge you drink. Kill the people who made you cry. Is there something you need? Name it. It’s yours. If I have it, it’s yours.”

— Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

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“I like no one, absolutely no one, but I liked you from the start. I liked you when I didn’t know you, and now that I do know you it’s only gotten worse.”

— Ali Hazelwood, The Love Hypothesis

#ali hazelwood #the love hypothesis #book quotes #love quotes #snufflemuffin

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most disappointing line in history

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I will never be loved the way women are in books.

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“I want you to marry me tomorrow so you can go on my health insurance. I want to lock you in my room for a couple of weeks. I want to buy groceries based on what you like. I want to play it cool, like I'm attracted to you and not obsessed out of my mind, but that's not where I'm at. Not at all.”

— Ali Hazelwood; Love, Theoretically

#ali hazelwood #love theoretically #elsie hannaway #jack smith turner #book quotes #enemies to lovers #love quotes #snufflemuffin

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PLEASEEEEEEEEE LMFAOOOO

#this is also so rosorion coded #rosalind lang #orion hong #secret shanghai #chloe gong

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“The country is good enough for us to die for. Why wouldn't you be?"

— Chloe Gong, Foul Heart Huntsman

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“I will love you if I please. I will make you my altar, I'll put you above everything else in this world, I'll revel in every morsel you are made of.”

— Chloe Gong, Foul Heart Huntsman

#chloe gong #foul heart huntsman #book quotes #love quotes #snufflemuffin

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“it sounds like you’re justifying their actions-“ i am. they’re a fictional character. i’m okay with anything they do all the time. hope this helps.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

#foul heart huntsman #chloe gong

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"I would kill for you. I would die for you" would you take a break for me? Would you sit down and rest? For a day, a week, a year? Would you let others take care of your needs for me? Would you let yourself be held for me? By me?

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“It was entirely unfair how lovely he was in every light, like he had been drawn to life with a tape measure in hand, each proportion perfect and unrelenting.”

— Chloe Gong, Foul Lady Fortune

#chloe gong #foul lady fortune #orion hong #rosalind lang #rosorion #book quotes #snufflemuffin

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I DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS A VERBATIM REFERENCE OH MY FUCKING GOD

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Are you normal or do you think about Orion Hong 36 times a day?

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"No, I wanted to say: I do love nothing in the world so well as you, is not that strange?"

— Jeffrey Archer, Old Love

#jeffrey archer #old love #short stories #book quotes #love quotes #books #snufflemuffin