DEXTER SEASON TWO SENTENCE STARTERS (PART TWO)
Lines taken from 2x07-2x12 of the show Dexter. Feel free to change pronouns or edit in any way to better fit your needs. Here is part one.
❛ I thrive on chaos. But this is good, too. ❜
❛ I had to do a little creative problem-solving at someone else’s expense. ❜
❛ Pardon my tits. ❜
❛ Are you trying to fuck her or set her on fire? ❜
❛ Sometimes the truth speaks from a peaceful place. It’s taken me a long time to find that place, but I think I have, and it’s telling me you’re not the right one for me. I’m so sorry. ❜
❛ Is that what I am? Clean? ‘cause I don’t feel that way at all. ❜
❛ No, I won’t do that. I won’t let you turn me into you. ❜
❛ Hope you don’t expect me to comment on that so you can record it on your hidden tape recorder. I wasn’t born yesterday. ❜
❛ Your past is a bigger mystery than fucking Jimmy Hoffa. ❜
❛ No matter what you try, no matter when, no matter how hard you work, I’ll always be a step ahead of you for one simple reason. I own you. ❜
❛ When I’m alone and it’s quiet, I get scared shitless, like I start hearing what’s really going on inside. ❜
❛ 'Cause when you’re around, I kind of feel like I can deal with anything, you know? ❜
❛ I’ve always worked best in the shadows, and that’s where I have to stay. ❜
❛ You can’t go back. You know that. ❜
❛ You are not allowed to talk about anyone I date as long as you’re seeing little Miss “pardon my tits.” ❜
❛ She is obviously a vampire. A gross english-titty vampire. ❜
❛ Can’t change who I am. I’m crass and dirty, and…I have a very filthy mind. ❜
❛ Jesus Christ. They sell anyone a gun in Florida, won’t they? ❜
❛ That man. He wasn’t trying to rob you. He was trying to kill you. ❜
❛ Nothing you could do,___, would scare me. ❜
❛ Whatever comes, we’ll get through this together. I’m not leaving your side. ❜
❛ I need to embrace who I am, who I’ve always been. ❜
❛ It’s like I’ve been living underwater, holding my breath, and now I can finally breathe. ❜
❛ ___ almost had me believing it was possible to change, to become something else, as if that ever really happens. I’ve always known what I am. ❜
❛ I’m finding it’s best to accept things you can’t change, you know? ❜
❛ Is this the monster that you keep telling me about? ❜
❛ Trust me, when you meet the monster, you’ll know. ❜
❛ Nice. My subconscious isn’t even bothering with symbolism. ❜
❛ I feel…such regret, which is rare for me. But not that I don’t mess up. I do…just never so stupendously. ❜
❛ If they’re looking for proof, they won’t find it. Not here at least. ❜
❛ Then maybe you should come with us, because who knows what secrets will come ❜ pouring out of me once the drinks start flowing. ❜
❛ I’m done with it and you. Did I not make that clear last night? ❜
❛ Those friends of yours, they didn’t even know you. They just see the mask, but I see it all. ❜
❛ Can’t live with her. Can’t kill her. ❜
❛ Fuck! I’m talking about my feelings. What the fuck is your problem? ❜
❛ I’ve always sensed there was something… off about him. Like he’s hiding in plain sight. ❜
❛ If you got in the middle of this and you got hurt… ❜
❛ The only way I can help you is if you turn yourself in. ❜
❛ Don’t you disappear on me. ❜
❛ I want you to know that you meant a lot to me, more than you know, and… I just want to thank you for that. ❜
❛ If I never see her again, it’ll be too soon. ❜
❛ Sleep would be nice, but there’s too much to do. ❜
❛ Okay, I may be sleeping with him, but it doesn’t mean he tells me shit or listens to me about anything, so stop asking! ❜
❛ That’s right, motherfucker! It’s over. ❜
❛ I knew there was something with you. But this shit? ❜
❛ What can I say? You were right about me. I never held it against you. I don’t now. ❜
❛ It’s a graze wound. Minor tissue abrasion. No hemorrhage along the bullet track. Sorry. I think I’m gonna live. ❜
❛ If you’re not gonna let me go, then kill me now. Just get it over with. ❜
❛ You’re a killer. I catch killers. ❜
❛ So it’s okay to take a life as long as you get a paycheck for it? ❜
❛ Either kill me or set me free. ❜
❛ Taking a life is one thing, but the care and feeding of it is another. ❜
❛ I’m generally confused most of the time. ❜
❛ You ever care about anyone? Then you shouldn’t have to ask. 'Cause when you care about someone, you do what you have to do. ❜
❛ I remember when life was easy, when the only question I worried about was “who’s next?” Now it’s: “How can I dodge my protective detail? "What should I do with my hostage?” These are not easy questions. ❜
❛ It’s not about what I think. It’s all about the evidence. ❜
❛ Hair-pulling may not be manly, but it’s very effective. ❜
❛ If he wanted me dead, I’d be dead by now. ❜
❛ You are the only one I can count on, jackass. ❜
❛ It puts a pit in my stomach that I can only interpret as… sadness. ❜
❛ You working on an exit strategy? I’m afraid that’s not gonna happen. ❜
❛ How come there’s never a circus when you need one? ❜
❛ What was that shit last night? Some kind of fucking scare tactic? ❜
❛ Don’t test me. I could have killed you. I didn’t. ❜
❛ You’re actually angry. I’ve never seen you angry. This is good. ❜
❛ I should warn you. You can’t play on my feelings. I don’t have any. ❜
❛ It’s a tough job. It can wear on even the best of us. ❜
❛ I yell a lot…and bitch and complain, and I keep expecting people to guess what I want, but I never really say it. ❜
❛ And that was exciting, you know? The not knowing. What might happen, what could be. It was all possibility. ❜
❛ Your life is going to rest in the hands of the criminal justice system you put all your faith in. I wish you the best of luck. ❜
❛ You need help. Let me help you. ❜
❛ You don’t have to do this! You don’t have to kill this man! ❜
❛ Sorry it had to go down like this. But there really was no other way. ❜
❛ Stay away. Just stay away from me. ❜
❛ Did you happen to be stuffing a human leg into a garbage bag at that point? ❜
❛ There’s that anger again. You got to let that out. ❜
❛ You’re spinning. Let me help you. It’s only a matter of time before you’ll hurt someone else. ❜
❛ Take responsibility for who you are. ❜
❛ Why can’t you just let me go? ❜
❛ If I got to choose a person… A real person… to be like, out of anyone, it’d be you. ❜
❛ Who joined who in the shower this morning? ❜
❛ For such a neat monster, I’m making an awfully big mess. ❜
❛ Maybe this is how evil works. Destroying everything it touches. ❜
❛ I’ve been held prisoner in a cabin for two fucking days. Fucking hellhole. ❜
❛ After everything we’ve been through lately, I just want… to be together with you guys. ❜
❛ You told me to take responsibility for what I am. You were right. ❜
❛ I can’t live in this house of cards anymore, waiting for it all to fall down. I need to do something, you know? ❜
❛ If I do this, I need a day to get my affairs in order. ❜
❛ Mention that when they interview you for the story of my life. ❜
❛ Don’t leave me in this cage, anything could happen. ❜
❛ I lie to everyone I know… except my victims right before I kill them. It’s hard to establish much of a rapport there. ❜
❛ Sorry about the cage. ❜
❛ I’ve always been curious to try. Do you have any weed? ❜
❛ Love’s a battlefield. Or in your case, a restraining order. ❜
❛ When a pretty girl smiles and bats her eyelashes, we’re powerless to resist. ❜
❛ I met with a lawyer yesterday. He helped me prepare a living trust that gives you control of all my assets in the event of my death or… certain other situations. ❜
❛ God. Go away. This is creepy. ❜
❛ I’m free tonight, you wanna stop by? We’ll have beer, a couple of steaks? I wanna talk to you about something. ❜
❛ I just need you to know that… you and the kids are very important to me. No matter what happens, I want you to always know that. ❜
❛ I know I’ve been taking things slow with us, but it’s not because I don’t have feelings for you. It’s more like I have too many feelings, and I just wanna make sure to get it right. ❜
❛ I want you gone. Tonight. ❜
❛ I’ve spent a lifetime keeping up my guard, watching my back, wearing my mask. Relief was never in sight until now. ❜
❛ Lately, I was starting to feel like I had my head pretty far up my ass. ❜
❛ You decide who you are, who you want to be…and you hold onto that and ride it out. ❜
❛ I need some help! Just open the door! I’m being held captive. ❜
❛ Damn, it’s good to see another face. I never thought I would. ❜
❛ When something beyond reason happens, it turns skeptics into believers. ❜
❛ If you believe that God makes miracles, you have to wonder if Satan has a few up his sleeve. ❜
❛ I can’t exactly feel their pain, but I can appreciate it. ❜
❛ I kinda forgot who I was. I got it straight now. ❜
❛ The term is homicidal maniac. Not that I’m judging. ❜
❛ A public place. You thought I was gonna…That I would slip my needle into your neck? ❜
❛ You’re afraid of me now, aren’t you? ❜
❛ You’re emotionally color-blind. You use the right words, you pantomime the right behavior, but feelings never come to pass. ❜
❛ You know the dictionary definition of emotions: longing, joy, sorrow…You have no idea of what any of those things actually feel like. ❜
❛ I created a monster of my own. ❜
❛ What did you do to make her so pathetically crazy for you? Does your dick dance? ❜
❛ What’re we doing home in the middle of the day? She asked, hoping for sex. ❜
❛ Why? Why do I have to make up my mind? ❜
❛ I’ve never put much weight onto the idea of a higher power. But if I didn’t know better, I’d have to believe that some force out there wants me to keep doing what I’m doing. ❜
❛ As it turns out, nobody mourns the wicked. ❜
❛ Am I evil? Am I good? I’m done asking those questions. I don’t have the answers. ❜
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