Jenny or Netty, she/they pronouns, bisexual, and 23 years old. Fellow Fander and fan of many youtubers. This is my main while I have a few other sideblogs. Feel free to send me asks. AO3 account is @bella_swan_deserved_better
lucifer (incorrectly) remembering what year Al is from: "c'mon snake let's rattle"
Alastor with only vague knowledge of that phrase: punches him point blank in the face
Lucifer x Alastor, featuring Vox's one-sided obsession, and Protective Lucifer (whether or not Al actually needs it, honestly leaning towards not because it's sweeter) who sees Vox acting towards Alastor the way a lot of people are thinking Adam acted towards Lilith (ie. treating her like property, a thing to be owned, kept, trained, etc.) and simply Not Having It. Alastor is used to Vox Being Vox and doesn't quite register how wrong Vox is to him, just that he is which is why he noped out of their friendship so hard they're enemies now.
Bonus Protective Charlie, Vaggie, and/or others only now realizing All The Badness.
Like, yes, the scary deer man is a cannibalistic serial killer, at least he has manners, decorum, and dignity. He has animal traits, he's not an animal.
Oh this is so-👀👀👀👀
I have a few radioapple fics in the works rn (omegaverse, lucifer sick fic, first kiss) BUT!!!! When I am done, this is super super interesting and I’d love to give it a go 👀👀👀
The idea of Alastor not understanding how awful Vox is is so😭😭 He definitely wouldn’t, he’s so oblivious when he chooses to be.
Also protective Lucifer is one of my favorites!!!!! UGH!!!
I came from Jealous Alastor nation to say: imagine Alastor jealous of Luci listening to other stuff in the radio.
Even better: a radionovela, and Luci is fawning over some character, and Alastor is getting more and more pissed because helloooo?? Radio Demon right here??? His broadcast is literally the most popular in Hell???? And yet, when he asks Luci what he thought of it, Luci's like "sorry, Al, I wasn't paying attention" because he likes to have Alastor's broadcast in the background while he works, but that isn't enough for Al, no, he wants the little King's full attention! He wants Lucifer to remember what he said in his broadcast with the same precision he remembers every line from his favorite character, dammit! Alastor never thought the day would come where he'd want to break a radio.
(at least it's not a telenovela ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
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