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> physicist goes to event at their job

> work function

#m #not funny joke

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there are two types of old timey gay poetry

1. oh my love there will come a time when the world will be kind to us and we may love each other openly our love is the purest thing

2. i wish my dick was honey and you were a bee

#and they’re both wonderful #m

[victorianboyfriend]

editing a dna sequence feels illegal. like playing god. who am i to edit the fungus

#p

[victorianboyfriend]

I saw myself in the mirror

[victorianboyfriend]

went to the business school building to study and what do i find abandoned in the men’s restroom but a fukkin pocket square. i hate this place

#p

[victorianboyfriend]

they just don’t make automatons like they used to

#p

[victorianboyfriend]

late summer treasures 🍅✨

[victorianboyfriend]

baby tripod fish (bathypterois grallator) | source

[victorianboyfriend]

people love to say “ask for help” as if asking for help gets you help that, uh, helps

#p

[victorianboyfriend]

have you ever seen a take so absurd that, despite it having very little overall impact on you or the world, days later you find yourself going

?????????????????

#p #i’m not saying takes that are Bad or Wrong. I’m talking takes that are just obviously factually incorrect and not even a reasonable thing #to be wrong about. Just. Obviously false.

[victorianboyfriend]

what’s the deal with tumblr censoring. i’ve seen full on hole and dick and balls with no nsfw label but i just saw a 19th century semi-nude painting marked nsfw

#p

[victorianboyfriend]

Insanely cute letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan.

[victorianboyfriend]

just think! if ishmael had prozac we wouldn’t have moby dick.

#m #i too want to knock people’s hats off when i’m off my meds

[victorianboyfriend]

pro tip: never make a sim that looks like your ideal self. always make your sims a lil ugly.

#p #bad choices were made!

[victorianboyfriend]

Alexei Savrasov - Hut in winter forest (1888)

[victorianboyfriend]

germaine arnaktauyok, “keeper of all animals,” n.d., etching

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i'm ready for fall