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viceprezofmurrica · 16 days
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Behold, the most disrespectful case of wiki vandalism I have witnessed.
This is a screenshot of Wikipedia's page for Akira Toriyama/鳥山 明 on March 13th, 2024, shortly before the page got semi-protected.
I do not condone wiki vandalism, and I especially do not condone wiki vandalism that insults people.
You have been warned.
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viceprezofmurrica · 19 days
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“Bernie Sandals and Hillareebok Clinton” Submitted by anonymous
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viceprezofmurrica · 19 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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viceprezofmurrica · 19 days
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The bust of a middle aged man made out of butter was sitting on my bathroom counter. It turned and began to scream at me, but the scream was utterly silent. Everything was so silent. I was so frightened of the butter bust.
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viceprezofmurrica · 19 days
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"Neverkusen", you say?
How about "Foreverkusen"?
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viceprezofmurrica · 6 months
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viceprezofmurrica · 7 months
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It’s currently 4:45am. I woke myself up laughing at this idea which I assume came to me in a bizarre dream I can’t remember now. I’m fully aware that it won’t be anywhere near as funny to anyone else at a reasonable time as it is to me at 4am but here you go anyway
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viceprezofmurrica · 8 months
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the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
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viceprezofmurrica · 8 months
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viceprezofmurrica · 9 months
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viceprezofmurrica · 10 months
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So the Futurama reboot has an official release date now and is going to premiere on July 24th. Every day that goes by we get closer to potentially having to witness a certain orange head in a jar in this show…
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viceprezofmurrica · 11 months
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viceprezofmurrica · 1 year
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happy 10th anniversary to Michael Jones and Gavin Free 🥰
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viceprezofmurrica · 1 year
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Argentina I swear to the gods if you let another European country win I will never forgive you
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viceprezofmurrica · 1 year
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i mean no but was that diving really? idk if that was yellow card diving
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viceprezofmurrica · 1 year
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Okay i have never said this before in my life but do i like this ref???
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viceprezofmurrica · 1 year
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Oh my fucking tits!!!!!
How on earth did this happen?!?!?
An equaliser in three fucking minutes!
Juicy is what this match is.
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