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velcake · 2 years
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❛   guys ,  i don’t want to lie to you !!  not even on aprils fools !  i would never ,  ever ,  ever lie to my followers !   ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals
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velcake · 2 years
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*sighs dreamily* what is Wrong with him
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velcake · 2 years
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👑 why does it feel like im being telemarketed thru the radio demons porn blog like omg 
👑 “let them eat communion wafers” marie antoinette sounding bitches :/ let the guy eat pussy if he wants 
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velcake · 2 years
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👑 i can guarantee you that i am very attracted to knives actually <3 
👑 being allowed to stab you a little sounds fun too though lets do that 
@velcake said: 👑 oh come on!!!!!!!! :(
My dear, I've turned my equipment into tentacles, mail slots, garbage disposal chutes, cacti, juice dispensers, hands, eyes, milkshake glasses, a gaping chasm full of guns, and things I can't even remember right now. I've turned myself into women, men, both, neither, animals, dolls, monsters, gods—and, yes, a wide variety of inanimate objects.
I do this, secondarily, to entertain; and primarily, to arouse. I aim to win my audience's desire.
Now, "knifeplay" is certainly a thing, but a knife isn't the object of desire—it's the instrument. It's a tool used to inflict a lover's lust on their real object of desire. Very few people are attracted to the knife in and of itself! I doubt you're one of them, my dear.
And as for entertainment—I've been enough things that I'm growing bored with proving to people that I can turn into things I already know I can turn into!
So, if you want me to be a knife—what's my incentive? I'm sure you're not the sort to simply command people to entertain you!
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velcake · 2 years
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writing horror shit :^) 
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velcake · 2 years
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dont let people tell u ur attraction to fire is "abnormal" or "hazardous" prometheus doesnt have his liver eaten every day for u to ignore the allure of arson
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velcake · 2 years
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This has to be one of my favorite scenes.
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velcake · 2 years
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sssardonian-ssserpent​:
“…Hmm…Ssssorry to say, but I don’t see why I should be telling you my business to begin with.” His tail lashes a little bit harder as he curls his claws into fists, then uncurls them again, the back of his mind still preparing him for a fight, if that sort of thing should come to pass, though the idea of a fight certainly made him feel nervous; he had no access to his ship or any of his other harder artillery aside from what he had stored in his hat, and if things got too ugly too quick, it would only spell nothing but death for him. “After all, I can’t quite recall you ever bothering to sssspeak with me before, much lessss in person. Surely you can undersssstand any sort of hesitation I may have in this sort of ssssituation, yes?”
velvets eyes snap to the tail ,  to the rattle she wishes was there ,  oh if it was how much fun wouldn’t it be to snap it open and dissect it ,  cut ,  cut ,  stab ,  cut ...  but it’s not .  disappointing .  
velvet returns her gaze to the other demon ,  eyes him up and down and takes in all of his body language .  
oh ,  he’s tense .  she thinks that’s funny . 
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time to lie through her teeth . 
❛   busy schedules ,  am i right ?  i have been curious though .  i think you’re cool !   ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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sssardonian-ssserpent​:
Pentious, who by all means was not expecting to see and hear the sound of a sickly sweet voice cooing at him from beyond the darkness of an alleyway, feels his hood snap upward in slight shock, and his head snaps to the side, just in time to see a familiar figure slink her way out of the darkness, a seemingly innocent grin on her face, a grin that didn’t fool him even for a second. He moves to back away, lips curled into a harsh sneer, his glowing magenta eyes narrowed heavily as his hood moves to rattle, a loud piercing sound that would remind one of the sound of a snake shaking it’s rattled tail, a threat and a warning all at once. He did not wear his signature suit, and instead wore what looked to be a split sleeve shirt, dark navy blue, a deep maroon scarf lined with golden stripes and trims wrapped idly around his throat, both ends of the scarf draped around his left shoulder, with a long dark skirt tied around his waist by a knot, said skirt hanging low enough to almost brush across the ground, a deep emerald green. His top hat was replaced with a single black cloche hat, a red bow wrapped around it, and in the center of that bow was an eye, sneering Velvet’s way much like it’s wearer, teeth shown snarling along the brim.
He didn’t move for a long moment, teeth gritted, waiting for some sort of attack that never came, and finally, he spoke up, voice low and wary, faux polite. “…Velvet. What exactly issss someone like you doing out here in ssssuch an hour?”
big doll eyes follows the hoods movement ,  genuine curiosity written on her face . 
she wonders what his hood is made of .  how it would feel against her skin .  how a pair of shoes or a handbag would feel if it was made out of that material . 
her smile remains honey - sweet ,  long lashes fluttering at the taller demon .  she intends to charm ,  to flatter and squirm her way in ,  and then ! ...   well ,  she doesn’t quite know yet ,  actually .   velvet didn’t have a plan when she approached him ; it was spur of the moment .  
she hopes for his sake he proves useful ; if he doesn’t she knows it’s going to hurt .  
but not yet .  soon ,  soon ;   if there’s anything velvet excels at it’s the long con .  
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it’s going to hurt him so much more if she pretends to be his friend first . 
❛   just working late .   what about you ?  i’m sure you have something big in the works .   ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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@sssardonian-ssserpent​ ♡
❛   can i help you ?   ❜
sugar - sweet cadence and a smile as sweet as syrup to boot ,  velvet once again has her soft-soled ballerina - shoes to thank for her stealthy approach .  
though it by all means seems as if the harlequin demon appeared out of nowhere ,  she actually snuck out of an adjacent alleyway ;  she was just stepping out of a private meeting with one of her little centipedes .  
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either way ,  what matters is that she has another demon cornered .  he doesn’t know the real her yet .  good for her ;  she’s going to play a while . 
❛   are you lost ?   ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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❛   when   i    rule the world i’m gonna make you sweat . ♫  ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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heres  a  permanent  starter  call !!   i’ll  reblog  this  every  once  in  a  while.  feel  free  to  pop  a  like  on  it . 
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velcake · 2 years
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❛   death by sex sounds fun .  too bad i got trampled .   ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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fcking​:
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                                ❛      BURY HIM ,      ❜                  a cruel fate to befall an entire company ,  small business or not .   fingers drum upon upper arm ,  arms crossed as she reveres the overlord much shorter than her with a level head allowing her to sneer down at the sinner .   they may not be on par with the goetic demons ,  but even a mortal soul knows they can push  &&.  pull their luck to whatever benefit it may grant them .
                 eye twitches as she easily understands how velvet ploys her ,  tries to bait her into anger or even earn a lash out of emotive recoil .   nothing comes ,  she’s no plaything to a puppet’s string .
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                                ❛      i want to see his name across  all  media platforms ,  slandered  &&.  canceled much like the new  twitter culture .      ❜
velvet snorts .   ‘ the new twitter culture ’  she said .  in earnest ,   too !  oh ,  no ,  velvet won’t put a lid on how pathetic she thinks that was .  this whole scenario is wonderfully petty  ,  if she’s being honest .    the new twitter culture ...  
gloved fingers leave the cheek they were supporting to poke the goetias chest  -  mockingly .  overstepping  .  
it’s too bad she doesn’t think this sounds very fun  -  time to bargain . 
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❛  and what do i get ?  why would you think i’d take your side ?  maybe i like hearing about that little red fella on the news .  maybe i think it’s funny .  what can you offer me to make me think it’s not funny anymore ?  ❜
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velcake · 2 years
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* rattles the velvet cage * 
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velcake · 2 years
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Send me a kink and I’ll rate it
No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |
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