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I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.

Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.

Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.

Tumblr never even tried.

They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.

They just don’t.

Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.

Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.

And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller. 

THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.

“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”

“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”

“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”

That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you. 

Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.

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Best James “Bucky” Barnes Moments:

15. Bucky at the sushi bar New World Order

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Hottest James “Bucky” Barnes Moments:

1. Bucky throwing Zemo’s cherry blossom tea

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"We can't just run up on the man, beat him up and take it."

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Some words to use when writing things:

winking

clenching

pulsing

fluttering

contracting

twitching

sucking

quivering

pulsating

throbbing

beating

thumping

thudding

pounding

humming

palpitate

vibrate

grinding

crushing

hammering

lashing

knocking

driving

thrusting

pushing

force

injecting

filling

dilate

stretching

lingering

expanding

bouncing

reaming

elongate

enlarge

unfolding

yielding

sternly

firmly

tightly 

harshly

thoroughly

consistently

precision

accuracy

carefully

demanding

strictly

restriction

meticulously

scrupulously

rigorously

rim

edge

lip

circle

band

encircling

enclosing

surrounding

piercing

curl

lock

twist

coil

spiral

whorl

dip

wet

soak

madly

wildly

noisily

rowdily

rambunctiously

decadent

degenerate

immoral

indulgent

accept

take

invite

nook

indentation

niche

depression

indent

depress

delay

tossing

writhing

flailing

squirming

rolling

wriggling

wiggling

thrashing

struggling

grappling

striving

straining

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Bucky Barnes being slightly confused The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)

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BUCKY BARNES’ HOTTEST MOMENTS

18. 66/161 votes | Bucky waking up half-naked / doing fanservice in New World Order [prev]

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Best James “Bucky” Barnes Moments:

11. Bucky being open with Sam about his nightmares

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where's my beloved where's my beloved where's my beloved WHERE is my beloved where is he where is MY beloved

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BUCKY BARNES + confusion

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021) | The Whole World Is Watching

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as much as I love all of these three characters and the movie itself, peggy straight up ignoring bucky will NEVER fail to make me cackle.

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I ain’t here for moral discussions about ships do you really think this show is a normal show????? president loki got his hand bitten off by a alligator version of himself a giant cloud ate classic loki a 13 year old killed thor loki can literally enchant blankets out of thin air mobius!owenwilson was driving a car THOR IS A FROG LET THEM HOLD HANDS YOU COWARDS

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https://drive.google.com/file/d/1HPcdj0CAiSqNS-9nsSmWFwFjlT1Px4nE/view?usp=sharing

And this is the same thing but then for Captain America: Civil War!  It’s so cool to look through <3

#bucky barnes #bucky x female reader #mcu #tfatws #bucky james barnes #captain america #marvel #comics #disney

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Choose your warrior: red Henley vs. black T-shirt.

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Bucky’s Vibranium Arm/Hand - The Falcon and the Winter Soldier