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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

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was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

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Evidence against the argument that Superman's disguise wouldn't fool anyone:

Dolly Parton once lost a Dolly Parton look alike contest to a fucking drag queen.

Charlie Chaplin once failed to even place at a Charlie Chaplin impersonator contest.

Hugh Jackman went to comic con as Wolverine, only 2 people noticed him and one told him he was too tall.

Christopher Reeve use to go to a restaurant in costume when filming Superman. When he went in the Superman costume he was mobbed by people all the time. When he went in the Clark Kent costume no one realized he was Christopher Reeve.

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Hey guys did you know we’ve all been pronouncing bifrost wrong for six years????

HEIMDALL OPEN THE BEEF ROAST BRIDGE!

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TIL In an epilogue at the end of the original 1931 Dracula film, Dracula breaks the fourth wall and taunts the audience, saying vampires are real and to be afraid. In a 1936 re-release, this was censored by the Hays Code, out of fear it would encourage belief in the occult.

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I just realized that the kanji for bone, 「骨」, looks like a little skeleton fella, and I can't get over it...

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Cicada (Tacua speciosa), family Cicadidae, found in SE Asia

photograph by EnnisFei (@ennisanna_fei)

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American Woodcock demonstrates "distal rhynchokinesis," the ability to flex the end of its bill. This allows it to grab earthworms it encounters when probing in soil. Other shorebirds, including Dunlins & Sanderlings, can bend their bills in this way. 😃

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star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land

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Memory from years ago resurfacing just to smack u in the face before returning to the ether

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The Washington Post, May 19, 1912