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they’re at burger king (sam wanted a crown)
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Sorry im late I was busy single-handedly beating up American imperialism:
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show me a gouda time, jack
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Mariachi Raiden but I gave him the full suit. I had the thought in my head since days ago and I couldn’t resist, he looks silly…
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What if a guy was a gaming chair
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NOTHING VENTURED, NOTHING GAINED
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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”
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vampiremasochist · 19 hours
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laios you will always be iconic to me
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@valentines-wolf
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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vampiremasochist · 19 hours
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I had a new "oh, my family were the weird ones" moment recently: it seems no one else's family celebrated Frog Night (the first warm rainy night of spring) by going down to the local vernal pool after dark to help the amphibians safely across the road and listening to the spring peepers. (We'd then go back in daytime later on to observe the egg masses, of course.)
Apparently "Frog Night" as a holiday is a thing my mother invented and not a widely-accepted idea, which is a shame because I've been referring to it as if it was for the past 30 years.
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vampiremasochist · 19 hours
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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
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