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Billy lets Eddie tie him up and fuck him nasty style. I'm sorry I don't make the rules 😔😔

#stranger things #billy hargrove #eddie munson #mungrove

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I don't want to make ““doctor’s appointments””and ““schedule a follow up.”” I want to be coaxed gently into a crate and taken to the vet.

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bwaaaah

#bwah

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I don't know who has my mall's aux cord but they are playing "hey, what's going on" and the echoy sound accompanying it adds to it. At times like this I enjoy being a mall worker

#mall #i am a smol creture #shopping malls #liminal #liminal spaces

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Your mom? Gay. My mom? Also gay. Maybe we can set up a date for them together and like um, only if your mom is into it tho I’ll ask my mom

#i am a smol creture

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No you don't understand, if I'm on a crowded bus where I can't sit down I want my girlfriend to be the one holding me and keeping me safe during all the bumps and turns while I scroll on my phone or just look out the window

#i am a smol creture #wlw #lesbian #i just want a girlfriend #i want to give her a soft kiss #and giggle #assagggggghhhhh #y'know?

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I'm such a silly goose

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party on, duuuudes

#i didn't know I needed this till now #oh my god I love this and need more #need all of it #SCREAMING

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billy having a long arrest record when he comes to hawkins and everyones like “ooo hes so badass and scary i wonder what he did…” and what nobody knows is that he’s just gotten arrested a bunch of times at like save the whales and other marine related activism protests because hes very passionate about the ocean and is willing to trespass and deface property and punch a cop to make a point

#billy hargrove #110% #man has tried to break on after hours to save the sealife #he started to keep a knife on him incase he needed to save an animal from plastic

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pls like/reblog this if it’s okay for me to write and/or you would like to collab over your writing/art/headcanon!!

#that would be so cool!

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I love the idea of Billy being good at school. Sure he has some subject that he struggles with a little bit but his lowest mark is a B and usually he is sitting around a high A and A+. Is some of it because of Neil? Maybe. But he also just clicks with it. He gets lost in whatever he is doing and kinda enjoys it.

When he has a calculus work sheet he gets lost in it, only focusing on the numbers and enjoying the organized way the problem narrows itself down to the answer.

In history he gets lost in the decades of people he writes reports on. On all the stories they tell him, on the information he compiles and how to work it out to fit it into one concise three page essay.

English is no doubt his favourite. He loves getting lost in the world that the writers create. Sure, some of the books that are assigned can be a slog, but he comes out loving a part of them, if not the whole book. His books are sticky noted and scribbled on. Making notes about foreshadowing and circling symbolism that stands out to him. Highlighting passages he can read over and over and over again. He usually finishes the assigned reading a week before the rest of the class, sometimes even sooner. The escape is always welcomed.

And it may not be why he works for his marks, but he loves the times teachers congratulate him for the highest mark, or marks are posted on a sheet outside the classroom and he gets to see the disgruntled look on Nancy Wheeler’s face because he has the highest mark in the class and it’s even better when he graduates and his gets his scholarships. Full rides to almost any university in the country. A full ride back to California. And, well, Billy couldn’t be happier

#i am a smol creture #billy hargrove #I just feel like he is a real school guy #sees it as an escape so there for #he gets real good at it #lowest mark he ever got was a B- and that was for physics #he makes up that mark on the next test #the teachers love him #always love reading his reports #always a staff room discussion of #do you have billy in your class this year? he did amazing work on little house on the prairie in my class #they use his work as examples if he ver makes a poster #you know this man goes HAM with making a presentation or poster

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It also would have given a reason for the demondog to be in the fridge. Like yes, it's set up that Dustin wants to keep it for science and all that jazz but after this it is never touched again. By having them show Billy the dead demo dog in the fridge it would have given it an actually PLOT reason for it to be in to be in the fridge.

billy hargrove in every scene (29/∞)

Looking for my stepsister. A little birdie told me she was here. - Huh, that’s weird. I don’t know her.

#billy hargrove #stranger things #steve harrington #they could have done this scene so much better

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#me

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there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

#yeah #i hate it #dust should be banned from life

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Just Steve burying his face in Billy’s tits to de-stress. Y’know. The usual.

#my favourite part of canon

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Not a day goes by where I don’t miss Billy Hargrove and his silly little antics

#when i’m in a bad mood he runs on his wheel #i miss him everyday

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Max: why does steve always come over every night after dinner?

Billy: he comes for dessert

Max: mom doesn’t always make dessert...

Billy: well my mom does

Max:...so I’m gonna go stay over at El’s place for a bit

#i think i am hilarious