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Sorry for not posting. My anxiety’s been really bad lately and I haven’t really had any energy on top of that. Sorry Lmao.

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The Blonde With The Phone

Word Count: 326

Warnings: Sexual harassment, death

A/N: Hey... this is sorta me coping with something that happened at work. This exact thing wasn't said (TW: the guy told me to take off my clothes... I work in fast food.) But idk, and he was probably in his 60s. I'm used to getting hit on but idk, this one just was... yeah...

Sighing, you let out a small yawn while scooping up coffee beans into the bag. It wasn't like today was a *horrible* day or anything. It was sorta slow for a Wednesday in the small coffee shop, but the tips weren't too bad, all things considered.

You were pouring a plain coffee for the man sitting at the table, when the bell rang at the front, alerting you a customer had come into the shop. You looked up to see a pretty blond man and a short man with black hair. The blond was wearing a short-sleeved lilac shirt with matching pants and the short one was wearing a dress? No that wasn't right, it was more of a cape? A robe? You weren't sure the right word, but he also had a bandana with a skull covering his mouth.

You smiled at them and said, "I'll be with you in a minute!" Before going over to the man who was waiting.

"Here's your coffee!" You said, handing the man his cup, "Can I get you anything else today?"

"Mmm, you, naked, in my bed?"

You could feel the smile slide off of your face, "What?"

"Come on baby, just a few minutes? I'll give you my number."

You started to walk away, unnerved by the creepy man.

You felt a hand latch onto your wrist and you spun around to find the man grinning at you.

"Oh come-" He started to say.

Before you could comprehend what was happening, the man slumped into his coffee and you let out a small scream.

After a few minutes, it hit you, he was.... he was dead. The man was dead. He wasn't breathing. There was a body not even a few feet away from you.

A dead body.

You started to whimper with fear before hearing the doorbell ring, to reveal the short man leaving, the blonde following him and tucking his phone back into his pocket.

#shalnark #shalnark x reader #sharnark x y/n #tw: sexual harassment #hxh #hunter x hunter #hunter hunter #shalnark x you #feitan #hunter x hunter x you #hunter x hunter x reader #vale writes

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Uh IDK what this is, I’m sorry (n//sfw)(18+)

≈ 500 words

Armin Arlert x reader

warnings: uh you’re highkey giving him a bj, children scroll away😭

A/N : yall I’m a virgin and I hate porn- so sorry idk how any of this works😭 plz correct me

Armin knew this was a bad idea. God, why did he agree to this? Was it the way your skin seemed to glow in the light? Or maybe it was the way the saliva from your mouth seemed to glow on your bottom lip. Or maybe it was the way your embarrassed eyes seemed to have a mischievous glimmer to them when you had suggested the idea.

Whatever it was, his brain was racing at the possibilities of the two of you getting caught in the middle of the forest, you kneeling in front of him with his pants down to his knees. Fuck, what if someone saw? You'd both be expelled from the scouts, and not to mention what would happen if his friends saw, they'd never let him live it down.

He looked down at your lust-clouded eyes and saw that you were looking up at him, tilting your head biting your lower lip. Despite his racing thoughts he couldn't help but feel one overwhelming feeling, lust. He looked down at your raw lips and messy hair through half-closed eyes and nodded. He could feel his cheeks heat up as you pulled down his underwear to reveal his half-hard dick.

He watched as you smiled softly, rubbing your thumb over the dark pink tip and touching the sticky precum. He couldn't help but shudder, let out a small whine at the contact, and bite his palm to quiet himself.

You could feel his member harden under your touch as you stroked it and looked up at his red face. He was letting out small moans and you could tell his breathing was irregular. His pupils were blown out to where you couldn't even see his blue iris'.

You leaned forward slightly and kissed the tip of his cock before taking it into your mouth, causing him to buck into your mouth. He let out a small mumble of an apology before letting out a loud gasp as you suddenly slid your mouth deeper onto it and let out a small hum.

You couldn't help but let your lips curl into a smile as he tried to muffle his small whines and groans into his palm. As you moved your lips up and down his shaft you looked up to see his eyes screwed shut as he mumbled out a few words you couldn't quite make out. A few seconds later you heard him let out a gasp before tasting a salty liquid on your tongue.

You pulled your mouth off of his dick with a small pop, and with a tiny bit of difficulty, swallowed the cum filling your mouth. As you stood up to face the blonde, he looked away, his cheeks heating up.

You simply leaned forward and gave him a peck on the cheek before suggesting that you both go back to camp.

A few yards away, Levi was *trying* to collect firewood, "Tch, disgusting kids."

#Armin smut #armin x reader #armin arlet x y/n #armin x you #aot #aot x reader #attack on Titan #attack on titan x reader #I’m sorry #armin arlert #x reader #vale writes

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💚Reminder: it’s ok to be gay.

🤍It’s ok to like men.

💙You’re not “broken”

💚You’re not “less than anyone else”

🤍You’re not “less valid”

💙And you are most definitely not wrong for liking men

💚There’s absolutely wrong with liking men and it doesn’t make you any less valid then people who like women!

💚💚🤍💙💙

Happy pride month to every gay guy and gay nonbinary person!! (And everyone else too lmao)

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

#I feel like someone needs to hear this #Idk who but someone #Gay #mlm #nblm #love is love #lgbtqia #lgbtq #lgbtqplus #bisexuell #bisexaul #queer pride #pride 2021 #pride month #happy pride 🌈 #gay pride #pride #happy pride month #nonbinary

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Y’all I just opened up my requests- and i added some new fandoms...

#Death note #hunter x hunter #attack on titan #bungo stray dogs #sk8 the infinity #plz I love that show so much- #Y’all should request for that-

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Illumi x fem!reader (she/her). Uh, high school AU?

warnings: Hisoka’s a little creepy

A/N: uh hey... I came out to my parents... I hate them.

Illumi hated high school. No, that was wrong, he enjoyed high school (or more specifically, the learning part of it). In reality, he hated Hisoka.

Hisoka, who had dragged him to this godforsaken party in the Lucilfer mansion, full of liquor, drugs, sex, and the worst of all, people. He knew that probably wasn't the nicest thing to say about his best (and only) friend, but right then and there, that was how he was feeling. Standing in a crowd of people, his friend nowhere to be seen, probably doing some less than legal things.

The music was blaringly loud, and the lights were somehow flashing, despite being normal lights that definitely weren't supposed to flash like that.

Illumi, who despite being on edge the entire time, was deep in thought, wondering if the flashing lights were a stroke hazard or if they were too spread out to be a hazard, when suddenly, a girl around his age bumped right into him, falling onto him.

He could just make out her silhouette as she let out a small squeak, tumbling onto him.

Before he could speak, or even react, the girl fumbled up, smoothing out her shirt and muttering out apologies faster than he could comprehend.

He raised an eyebrow at the girl, who had scurried off somewhere, calling out "Shalnark, get back here you bastard."

Well, that was strange.

A little bit after that, Hisoka had snuck up behind Illumi, attempting, and failing, to scare him. Illumi had brushed Hisoka off, sick of his antics, and just wondering how the hell Hisoka had managed to coerce him into coming here. Didn't they have a seminar once at school about that? Peer pressure, or whatever it was called?

Whatever. He went to tune Hisoka out, a skill he had slowly perfected over the years, but Hisoka had grabbed his wrist, pulling him away to a side room.

Illumi couldn't help but roll his eyes at Hisoka's antics, that was until he saw the circle of people sitting around something he couldn't see. What was that thing?

His eyebrows raised as he looked around, seeing some people he recognized (Chrollo Lucilfer, Machi, and Feitan were also in his grade, and he had gone to middle school with them), seeing some people he had never seen before, and seeing one girl that he recognized from earlier.

You were the girl that had run into him. And you looked extremely uncomfortable, despite Machi nonchalantly talking to you and laughing.

Hisoka followed Illumi's gaze, and couldn't help but crocodile smile when he saw the young man's gaze on the girl. "Oh... you have your eyes on someone?"

Illumi shot his eyes back up to Hisoka, and upon seeing his smirk, grimaced. "Of course not. She ran into me earlier, and was quite rude about it."

"Mmm, I heard her name's (Y/N), apparently she's Shalnark's cousin or something. Well, she's still hot. If you don't want her, I'll call dibs."

Illumi couldn't help but slightly roll his eyes, "What are we doing here anyway? Can I go home yet?"

"Mmmm, no. Now come on, we're playing a game."

"What game are we playing then?"

"7 minutes in heaven, now come on and sit down," Hisoka replied, sitting down next to Chrollo and letting his legs splay out. he pulled Illumi down onto him, who in return, shoved himself off of Hisoka and sat next to him, his legs uncomfortably pulled to his chest.

"What?"

"So you spin the bottle, and then you'll go into the closet."

"I don't-"

"Oh look, we're starting."

And sure enough, Illumi looked over to who was holding the bottle. Or rather, at Shalnark, who was forcing the girl's hand onto the bottle.

"Shal, I don't wanna go first."

"Yeah, well you are. So spin it. But if it lands on me you're spinning it again."

They both watched as she sighed and gave the bottle a small spin before it landed on none other than Hisoka.

Hisoka looked over at the girl, who was looking at him with big eyes.

"Mmm, I think it landed on Illumi."

What? It wasn't facing- oh it was.

Illumi knew Hisoka had nudged the bottle with his leg and had made it face Illumi. Fuck Hisoka.

Hisoka shoved Illumi up as Shalnark did the same for the girl.

"Now don't have too much fun you two. Or do. It doesn't matter to me, although I don't think out host would appreciate too many bodily fluids in the closet," Hisoka said, shoving Illumi towards the closet while looking over at the girl, who was awkwardly standing there, resisting Shalnark's pulling on her left arm.

As soon as Hisoka had gotten Illumi in the closet, he quickly grabbed the girl and shoved her into the closet, slamming the door shut and yelling, "Have fun in there!"

The girl stumbled into Ilumi, who reflectively held his arms up.

"Sorry about that, again," she said, standing up fully.

Illumi slightly grimaced at how small the closet was. Even with his back pressed up against the wood paneling, and the girl's back pressed against the opposite side, they were still touching, chest to chest.

After a minute of extremely awkward silence, the girl spoke again, "It's Illumi, right?"

"Yes."

"..."

Illumi realized he probably should've asked her something in return.

"You're Shalnark's cousin?"

"Oh yeah, I just transferred here from U.A Academy."

"Why?"

Even in the darkness, Illumi could see the girl's frown.

"Mmm, I guess I just needed a new change of pace, that's all."

"How are you liking it here?"

"Hey, hey, hey, is this an interrogation or something? Let me ask you a question or two."

Oh.

"Ummm, oh, I know. What's your favourite colour?"

"Green."

"Why?"

Illumi thought this was a stupid question. "Because I like how it looks."

"Oh."

More silence.

"You don't seem like the type to go to parties, any specific reason why you're here?"

Illumi thought for a moment. "my friend dragged me along."

"Hisoka, right?"

"Yes."

More silence.

"How... how did you get here?"

"Shalnark dragged me along as well. I guess we both have some annoying friends, don't we?" She laughed awkwardly and started messing with the end of her shirt.

Despite her voice being strained, Illumi thought her laugh was pretty. He wanted to hear it again.

Wait what?

Before he could comprehend what he had just thought, the door swung open, causing light to fill the dark closet and Hisoka's face to be less than a foot away from theirs'.

"Anything fun happening in here?"

"No." Illumi shoved Hisoka out of the way. "Can we leave yet?"

Hisoka frowned. "Aw, and here I thought you had a heart."

"You were sorely mistaken. Now move."

Eventually, Illumi found himself sitting by the pool, which was surprisingly empty. As much as he wanted to go home, Hisoka had stolen his keys and was still playing spin the bottle.

"Hey," he heard a familiar voice say.

Her again.

"Hey."

"Mind if I sit here?"

"No."

She sat down next to him, her legs dangling over the edge, feet not quite hitting the water. "So uh, whatcha doing?"

"Sitting here."

"Oh."

They sat there in silence for about five minutes, until Illumi felt a weight on his hand. Looking down with raised eyebrows, he saw her hand resting lightly on his own.

She looked over at his eyes, which were still focused on her hand. She could practically see the gears turning in his head as she went to move her hand away. "Sorry, I'll-"

"No. Keep it."

Oh.

After a few minutes, they both heard a voice shout, "Come on (Y/N), we've gotta go! My parents will kill us if we're late again."

Oh.

Illumi watched as the girl stood up, and he followed suit. He watched as she messed with her sleeve, her eyes focused on the ground for a moment before she looked back at him.

Illumi raised an eyebrow again as he took note of how she seemed to be internally debating something.

Before he could process what was happening, she leaned forward and slightly upwards and touched her lips to his cheek, placing a small kiss on his cheekbone. He felt his cheek heat up a bit as he forced himself to calm down.

"Bye Illumi, see you at school," she said before running off after Shalnark.

Illumi stared after her for a moment, before hearing a voice from behind him say,

"So I guess you call dibs?"

#Illumi x reader #hxh #Hunter x hunter #hunter hunter #illumi #illumi zoldyck x reader #illumi headcannon #illumi hxh #illumi x you #illumi x reader #illumi x fem!reader #Vale writes

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... ok ik I’m not super good at drawing or anything but I made some ship art😭

(Click for better quality)

#feitan x shalnark #feitan #feitan porter #shalnark #phantom troupe #Y’all what’s the name of this ship??? #Does it even have a name😭? #Help #hxh #hunter x hunter #hunter hunter

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Uh hey. Sorry. I just got out of the mental hospital. Yeah... I kinda had a breakdown and almost killed myself (I’m better now). But uh, yeah. idk if I’ll start writing again. I have a few things from before (an Illumi high school au?) so I might post those. Sorry for being gone, phones weren’t allowed there.😅

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Hey. I’m so sorry for not posting. Tbh I’ve been really depressed lately, I’ve lost most of my friends, and I now can’t afford to get medicated anymore... I haven’t had the motivation to do much more than get out of bed, so uh, sorry. I’ll probably end up posting what I have done some time (a couple of soulmate AUs) and then take a break. Idk for how long. I’ve been thinking of checking myself into a mental hospital tbh. Idk anymore. So uh, sorry.

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i don’t remember this in the anime😀

HISOKA LITERALLY JUST TOOK A BITE OF HIS ARM- like is it even explained????? Like bro💀

#Hisoka #hxh #hisoka #Hunter x hunter #hunter x hunter #hunter hunter #cw: cannibalism #tw: cannibalism

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Hisoka no- also Illumi’s face in the last panel-

#Hisoka #illumi #zoldyck #hisoillu #gon #hxh #hunter hunter #hunter x hunter

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Doing the adult trio’s makeup (gn!reader but wears makeup)

A/N: I thought I posted this but ig I didn't. Also I'm lowkey sick and I have a job interview on Sunday.

Warnings: IDK I guess the ending of Hisoka's could lead to something else.

Hisoka:

You were putting on makeup

And Hisoka wanted to watch you

Don't ask why, nobody can explain his actions

After a while, you turned around, seeing him at the door

Soon enough, he hopped up on the counter and picked up some eyeliner

"Put this on me"

And who are you to say no?

He literally looks so hot in eyeliner-

Help- he’s holding me hostage and forcing me to write this /j

You better believe he'll want the most insane color lipstick you have

So lets hope you have cyan lipstick

He looks like more of a clown than before

But like a hot clown...

And you were standing in between his open legs... inches from his face

You can see where this is going...

Let's just say that is going to be a regular occurance

Chrollo:

Bold of you to assume he doesn't already wear eyeliner

Anywayyyyys

He'd see you putting it on

Like Hisoka

But he doesn't exactly ask you to put it on him

More like he, hovers around the door

Lowkey entranced by how skillfully your hands move around, carefully painting the colors onto your face

You'd have to make the first move

And by the first move, I mean making him sit down and tell him "I'm going to do your makeup"

Probably wants overly dramatic black eyeliner (like Hisoka)

Maybe eyeshadow? Just dark red though

Black lipstick, black lipstick, black lipstick

If you thought he was attractive before

He's gorgeous now

If anyone from the Troupe found out, he'd internally die while pretending not to care-

But he should start wearing makeup more often

Illumi:

Ohhhhhh boy

Good luck with this one

Seriously though.

He must reaaaaaaly love you if he's letting you put makeup on him

But even then, you'd have to wear him down

Eventually, when you do, he'll sit quietly, not making a sound as he stares straight at you.

Does he blink?

If you thought he looked like a doll before... oh boy...

Plz force him to wear a maid outfit with it.

But if anyone in his family saw him wearing makeup... welp you'd be the next Zoldyck family victim (jk(ok am I though?))

#Hisoka #chrollo #illumi #chrollo lucilfer #illumi zoldyck #hisoka headcanons #illumi headcanons #chrollo headcanons #hisoka x reader #hisoka x you #chrollo x you #chrollo x reader #illumi x reader #illumi x you #hxh #hunter x hunter #hunter hunter #headcanons #x you #gn!reader #vale writes

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Random Hunter x Hunter incorrect quotes that I made because I’m depressed and I can:

Hisoka: What’s something you guys are better than Kurapika at? Gon: Mario Kart. Killua: Yeah, video games. Leorio: Emotional vulnerability.

Leorio: What does 'take out' mean? Gon: Food. Kurapika: Dating Killua: Murder Hisoka: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

Leorio: Good morning. Gon: Good morning. Kurapika: Good morning. Killua: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit. Hisoka: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Leorio: Nothing in life is free. Gon: Love is free! Kurapika: Adventure is free. Killua: Knowledge is free. Hisoka: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Hisoka: I’m an idiot. Kurapika: Gon: Leorio:

Hisoka: Killua: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Leorio: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends. Gon: ... Your what? Leorio: My friends. Kurapika: Is he saying “friends”? Killua: I think he’s being sarcastic. Hisoka: No, no, no, this is delirium, he’s cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Leorio! All of your friends are in this room. Leorio: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

Leorio: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Gon: This knife is actually a magic wand. Hisoka: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Killua: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Kurapika: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

Leorio: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Kurapika: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Gon: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Killua: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Hisoka: My moral code, is that you? Leorio: Leorio: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

Leorio: Anyone d- Kurapika: Depressed? Killua: Drained? Gon: Dumb? Hisoka: Disliked? Leorio: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people ...

Leorio: Favorite horror movie? Killua: It Kurapika: Saw Gon: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

Leorio: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do? Gon: Have everyone stand. Kurapika: Bring three more chairs! Killua: The most important ones can sit down. Hisoka: Kill three.

Kurapika: Where's Gon and Killua? Leorio: They're playing hide and seek. Kurapika: Where? Leorio: I don't think you get how this game works.

Gon: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Leorio: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Gon: Three of us saw it, Leorio. How do you explain that? Leorio: *points at Killua* Sleep deprivation. *points at Kurapika* Paranoia. *points at Hisoka* Delusional personality disorder.

Leorio: What did you guys get in your yearbook? Kurapika: 'Prettiest Smile' Gon: 'Nicest Personality' Hisoka: 'Most likely to start a bar fight' Killua: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'

#Hxh #hunter x hunter #Leorio #killua #Kurapika #gon #hisoka #headcanons #incorrect percy jackson #hxh incorrect quotes #hunter x Hunter incorrect quotes

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One of my friends just said the L from Death Note looks like Jeff the Killer and now I can’t unsee it😭

#L #l lawlight #l lawilet #jeff the killer #creepy pasta #Death note

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Being Chrollo’s sibling

A/N: I’m backkk- ok but one of my friends called me “what would happen if Bakugou and Tamaki had a child“ - and I’ve never been more offended and validated at the same time.

Warnings: Hisoka probably tries to get in your pants at one point. shitty writing fueled by my 2 am insomnia.

Growing up, neither Chrollo nor you had any sort of parental figure

And despite being only 3 years older than you, he was almost like a father to you

Well hello Sam and Dean

Anyways

I’m so sorry Franklin

But he wasn’t a part of the troupe

Nope, you were lucky number 7

Chrollo had wanted you to be 1, but you liked 7

It was just a strange enough number that you wouldn’t draw attention to yourself, but you’d still be there

Unlike 0.

Anywayssssssssss

You and Chrollo both stayed together most of the time, even if the Troupe wasn’t together

Which meant a lot of travelling to big cities (easier to blend in)

When you were with the troupe, you mostly hung out with Shalnark/ Feitan or Machi.

And when Hisoka joined... oh dear

He wouldn’t leave you alone-

So he wanted to fight the leader of the spiders, and sleep with the co-leader

He low-key made you uncomfortable

Then again, he makes everyone uncomfortable

So uh, yeah

Anywayyys

When you weren’t hanging out with Chrollo- you were probably traumatising some poor person with Feitan- or watching movies with Shalnark

Like let’s be honest

That’s what they do in their free time

#Chrollo headcanons #hxh headcanons #phantom troupe #phantom troupe headcanons #Hisoka #x you #x reader #hunter x hunter #hxh #hunter hunter #vale writes

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Can we like- just talk about how much of a MILF aunt Mito is- like

The woman’s hot...

#I’m so sorry for this

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Y’all- I’ve highkey started to self-ship myself with Tomura Shigaraki after realising we‘re both angsty gamers with parental issues and dry skin. Also- idk why😭, but I really really really dislike All Might- idk why-