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mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with

#Who wants to sit on a power line like a little bird with me

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"This story is a tragedy because it didn't have to end this way."

vs

"This story is a tragedy because it was always going to end this way."

#bonnie and clyde musical

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It's set during the Hatchetfield Honey Festival... hope this helps <3

Yo does anyone know when Honey Queen is set?

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MISS CONGENIALITY 2000 — dir. Donald Petrie

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I don't really vibe with Grease

#By the way #If anyone wanted to know that

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Chag Sameach everyone!

Here's your annual reminder that it was a Plague of singular Frog (who must have been so big)

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

#Probably online? #Idk #Not sure how I come across either way

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QOTD: What sort of Starkid lore would make non-Starkid fans believe we’re a cult?

#Apparently just the way I was talking about starkid in general made my roommate think it gave off very #strong cult vibes. So. #No lore even needed 👍

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“it’s up to you” no thanks, i’m indecisive

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I just revived my old iPod touch that I haven’t used since ~2013 after believing it to be dead dead for years and oh my god it’s like opening up an old time capsule. There are photos of me and my friends that I haven’t seen in years, taken in an old high school building that doesn’t exist anymore. I have games that are no longer downloadable on the app store. It’s running iOS 5 with the original skeuomorphism app icons. I still have the youtube app. My contacts app is full of maiden names and deadnames. The music app has songs I haven’t heard in almost a decade but still remember all the lyrics to. A daily alarm set for 5:30 AM (god I can’t believe I had to wake up that early in high school) and another set to 11:11 PM to remind me to make a wish. Reminders to finish homework assignments, or to write my application essay for the university I ended up attending, and one marking the release date for the final episode of Cabin Pressure. The last thing I googled was “how to draw people hugging”.

Possibly the strangest thing is that the tumblr app still opens, but it’s stuck in a permanent snapshot of 2013 where it won’t show me any new posts no matter how many times I refresh. My dash is full of old BBC Sherlock posts from long-lost mutuals who have either since deactivated or got unfollowed or changed urls so many times that I don’t even recognize them. Lady Gaga and Game of Thrones are the top trends. My profile shows my previous url and icon, with only 43 followers. I feel like a time traveler

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but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

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New nightmare time episodes confirmed. You know what that means.

#I *do* know what this means #More Hexagons are coming

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its rude to reblog things from people you arent mutuals with fyi. :/

💀 my brother in christopher

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One thing I hate being asked is like when I'm asked in like a casual conversation/catching up about what I like to do to go out/spend time with friends. Because like how am I supposed to answer without making it awkward and saying I don't go out, nor do I have people to go out with. And then I just give kind of a non answer and change the subject but then I just feel sad because I get the inclination it's not supposed to be like that

#I was asked this yet again recently and since I am tired my brain is making me over think about it #As usual

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if you tag me in a chain post and i don’t do it it’s not because i hate you it’s because i am very lazy. i love you thank you for tagging me.