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This ABSOLUTELY works.

I have used this for many years. Definitely b do it.

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EXCUSE MEEEEE

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some fucking space aliem: please i need help our peiple are being attackd and killed and injured and hurt so we need helppppp

captian picarid:

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Excerpt from Jake Sisko’s documentary about deep space station living.

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data needs some personal matinence sometimes. or something

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I know "60s housewives who invented slash fanfiction" has taken on a life of its own as a phrase, but Kirk/Spock didn't really exist until the 70s and THOSE WOMEN HAD JOBS. They were teachers and librarians and bookkeepers and scientists and they damn well spent their own money going to conventions, printing zines, buying fanart and making fandom happen. Put some respect on their names.

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We watched a lot of star trek over the holidays...

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animal biologist laios touden!

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I need everyone to see this

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I wish rainbow trout flew around in the skies so I could release them like doves at my wedding.

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starfleet ds9 crew: we only have two morally compromising options before us here... what we need is a third option

the third option:

he's like if the trolley problem could be solved by a mentally unwell gay lizard jumping onto the trolley and blowing up the track before it got to the junction where the switch could theoretically happen

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Neil Banging Out the Tunes (2023)

Air-dry clay over foil and wire armature, EVA foam, acrylic paint, paint marker

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gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

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“Haha mermaids were probably just sightings of manatees how lame” you fool. You don’t want to get in the water with her? You don’t want to go for a swim with her? Fuck you

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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I stand with my cancelled wife