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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN YOUR BOSS ACCUSES YOU OF NOT CARING ABOUT YOUR JOB
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN YOU FIND YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN THE MANAGER ASKS EVERYONE WHAT THEY ARE THANKFUL FOR AND THE OWNER SAYS TO THE MEXICAN STAFF MEMBERS “I BET THESE GUYS ARE HAPPY TO BE HERE AND NOT CARAVANING FROM MEXICO TO JUMP OVER THE WALL”
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN THE STAFF FINISHES THE THANKSGIVING MEAL AND THE BOSS THREATENS TO LAY PEOPLE OFF FOR NOT BEING MORE PRODUCTIVE THE REST OF THE DAY
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN YOUR BOSS THREATENS TO LAY OFF THE CUSTOMER SERVICE STAFF AFTER SHE SPENDS 3 HOURS ARGUING WITH AMERICAN AIRLINES CUSTOMER SERVICE
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN MY BOSS CALLS ME INTO HER OFFICE UNEXPECTEDLY
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN THE LAST CUSTOMER HAS TURNED TO EXIT
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN IT FINALLY TURNS TO 5 ON FRIDAY
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN I JUST WANT TO SIT ALONE IN THE BREAK ROOM FOR A MINUTE AND SEE ITS OCCUPIED
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN THE INNER SAVAGE COMES OUT FOR A QUICK ONE
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN ME AND MY BEST FRIEND STEP INTO A CROWDED BAR
Her: There are a lot of people in this bar
Me: Girl scouts did not prepare me to fight a bitch
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN THE FIRST THING A CUSTOMER DOES IS ASK TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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WHEN A COWORKER WALKS OUT OF THE BOSSES OFFICE AFTER BEING IN THERE FOR A LONG TIME
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uttermalarky · 5 years
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First Post
Just an FYI:
-the name of this will probably change because indecision and hunchbacks run in my family
-I didn’t know I had a gift for saying wild sh*t, but the new employees looking at me in horror during normal conversation was a tip off
-I work in customer service, and there is such a thing as a stupid question
-There will not be snacks or drinks at the meeting. Only roasts of your performance in front of the rest of the staff
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