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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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you know what’s really funny about going to a grammar school in the top 0.1% of England is that the students just fuck with the teachers. we know we’re smarter than them (and so do they) so 99% of the time we do no work and debate stupid points. like I just saw a teacher walk out of a classroom looking absolutely defeated and say to her teacher friend “29 GCSE French students just spent a double period trying to convince me that French is Spanish in cursive. The worst part is I think they’re right.”
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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this dagger is
✨stabtastic✨
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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if the Pope wants more people to be Catholic he should just build a bunch of water parks run on holy water and say all you had to do for a free day there was become a Catholic because I am definitely broke enough to do that
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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anyone else think scars are so attractive?? i want to know the stories behind them, i want to run my hands over them and kiss all down them and for you trust me enough to let me do that
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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why do people say they are ‘‘naturally flexible”? in what way is it natural for you to be able to erase your bones and fit yourself into a suitcase
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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does your brain ever do the thing where it just werghbkdiebcusksues
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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what would happen if your bones just disintegrate? like would you flop onto the ground or would you go straight down into a little puddle
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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why the fuck did I only just realise the US straight up left E out of their grades.
it literally goes
A
B
C
D
F
where the hell is E
someone in the US pls help me with this I am severely concerned about your knowledge of the alphabet
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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anyone else so disappointed in this world that they spend hours writing themselves into their favourite fictional universes and give themselves a happy ending
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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i got tumblr a full 10 minutes ago and i have already forgotten what my friends look like goodbye world u were pretty shitty anyway
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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Kaz Brekker x Sherlock Holmes x Andrew Minyard would either result in ending all the world’s problems or ending the world fight me on this
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urfavouriteidiot · 3 years
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Calling someone the Devil is not an insult. Like yes, I am the Devil, bow before me
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