Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from
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you're not ascending to godhood you're just dehydrated
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aita for trying to summon a god to resurrect my wife?
i (142m) recently lost my wife (139f) to terminal illness. we were married for nearly 127 years, and were survivors of a disaster that destroyed our home city and killed nearly everyone in it. she was my best friend, the love of my life, and the light of my world. i’ve spent months trying to move on, but the pain of losing her has only grown stronger since her death, with my grief eventually leading me to quit my job and travel in the hopes of finding something else to live for. i will be upfront in admitting that, in the process of quitting, i blew up the school i worked at (no one was hurt), almost killed my assistant (he’s fine), and released a bunch of monsters from the abandoned gated community i had contained them in a few decades prior (long story).
anyway, during my travels i came across a relic that contained immense necromantic power, but i quickly realized that i would be unable to utilize it for my purposes on my own, as my wife had been dead for several months by that time and was well past the point of resurrection by conventional means. long story short, i decided to harness the power of the same god that caused the disaster that destroyed my and my wife’s former home.
as it turns out, my former boss (????m) picked up a kid (13x) off the street around the same time this was happening, and tasked my brother (also 142m, we’re twins) with teaching them magic. i won’t bore you with the details, but this thirteen year old now keeps following me around and fucking up my plans to reunite with my true love, which i’m frankly tired of.
(side note: this kid also won a fighting competition that hasn’t been won by someone from our school since i attended. i need to remind you, they are thirteen. i’m not certain they’d ever used magic before my boss picked them up, so i have no idea how this possibly could have happened, or when they had the time to even attend the fights since they’ve seemingly dedicated the majority of their time to fucking me over for no good reason.)
my ex-boss seems to think that summoning this being is a “bad idea” and could “destroy the world,” but 1. i’m doing it in my already ruined hometown and 2. i think that the world is a small price to pay to have my wife back. it’s not like it’s worth much without her in it, anyway.
edit: shut up about the fucking giant tree it’s an unrelated current event. you can’t prove that i actually did anything to him, and it’s rude to accuse people baselessly
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Google Ambient Chaos if you ever need background noises for writing! It's a customizable soundscape website.
Anon, when I first saw this ask, I thought it was going to be one of those mixers of nice, traditional sounds, like rain or a coffeeshop. And it is! And there's lofi hiphop, my favorite sound to write to! Which means this is legitimately an excellent tool for writers, and I love you for introducing it to me.
But I also want to say. There are some choices here. That I need to point out. Because they're either fantastic or questionable, and I can't decide.
Things like . . .
Couple arguing.
Medieval battle.
Beehive, where you can write to a fuckton of bees.
Crime scene.
And actually the perfect soundscape for NaNoWriMo.
(It's here, for those curious.)
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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word
site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition
site that gives you words that rhyme with a word
site that gives you synonyms and antonyms
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HAPPI FLOOFTY FRIDAY 🧪
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Floofty Fizzlebean gets radiation poisoning redraw 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Originals below cut
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🧪 Floofty Friday 🧪
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Floofty Fizzlebean as a concept in Bugsnax is such a raw character idea, because they’re not only non-binary but they’re also a mad scientist. And like, no one ever misgenders them throughout the whole story -
Because I genuinely believe if someone did misgender Floofty, the person would be slapped in the back of the skull with Floofty’s “transphobe deleter bat 3.0” and they’d not only be eradicated from existence but also everyone’s memory in less than 3 seconds.
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That's not how demographics work.
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Yes it does sound bad. Yes the support that was already minimum is going to drop to ZERO. Yes the updates will be reduced. But when i tell you to calm down, I'm talking about the 5 posts in a row in my dash screaming: "SO NOW WE GOTTA MOVE ASAP. WE GOTTA LEAVE THIS BOAT, WE'RE GOING TO IMPLODE IN THE OTHER SITES THO!!!!"
Did you forget this is the neurodivergent website? There are people who love this place to bits and had been here for ages. Some people have such curated blogs they are truly happy here. Please stop spreading such fearsome affirmations without being 100% SURE this website is going down TOMORROW. It is not. Stop spreading unnecessary panic.
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Roxy was always in a happy mood when Cassie visits her..
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A scrimblo and her bimbinis,,,
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Did this with Wildflower Fields- <3
draw your pony oc like this
(free 2 use base)
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