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Friends Sentence Meme - The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance
“Which of all of this kitchen stuff is mine?”
“It’s temporary, but if they like me, it could lead to a full time job,”
“Why don’t you open with a joke?”
“I guess I gotta go get a job,”
“First thing we gotta do, damage control,”
“Hey, let’s make cookies!”
“Thanks for coming with me,”
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Friends Sentence Meme - The One with Ross's Denial
“It was a hug, okay? A simple hug. I was a friend, being a friend to a friend,”
“Are you mocking me?”
“This whole apartment thing is a nightmare,”
“I can’t believe that you won’t just admit it!”
“Okay, just promise me that you won’t do anything stupid,”
“Why did you take the shower curtain down?”
“I was just clearing some space for your stuff,”
“So I understand you’re looking for a place,”
“Don’t you think it’s gonna be weird?”
“We’re just two friends who happen to be roommates,”
“You still want to move in together, right?”
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Glee Sentence Meme - The Hurt Locker: Part 1
“I mean who would have thought that after all these years, you and I would be friends,”
“I don’t think you understand the kind of pressure I’m under,”
“I just need more time,”
“How susceptible to suggestion are you?”
“Oh my god, I’m so tired,”
“You can’t get real Italian food like this in New York,”
“I’ve always wanted to learn how to play the piano,”
“You have no business being in here,”
“I think we should probably reschedule this,”
“Gosh, this place brings back so many memories,”
“You’re really sweet, but I don’t want to do this anymore, I’m sorry,”
“Sit down and close your eyes,”
“I thought we were friends!”
“Well, I’m glad that we could be adults about this,”
“Thank you so much for being so patient with me, and helping me to stay calm,”
“Okay, I’m just gonna say this because I haven’t been able to think about anything else and I got like zero sleep last night, but. . . our kiss?”
“Do you wanna get a coffee with me sometime?”
“Oh, are you asking me out on a date?”
“I didn’t come out of the closet until last year,”
“You’re absolutely right, I should have been more honest, and I wasn’t,”
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Glee Sentence Meme - Jagged Little Tapestry
“Sorry I’m late, I think I had some bad sushi last night,”
“Nobody’s accusing you of anything,”
“I came back because I’m in trouble, I need help,”
“That’s an insane web of lies,”
“I refuse to be restrained by the laws of the man, I like to think outside of the box,”
“How can I argue with the logic of your giant generous heart?”
“I think that you and I should live in New York together,”
“Living my life with you is one of the few things that is actually as good in real life as it is in my imagination,”
“I feel bad that I lied,”
“Some people love someone because they make them a better person, and that’s not why I love you because you’ve always just wanted me to be myself,”
“Will you marry me?”
“I just, I don’t think you’re being supportive,”
“If you’re too tired, just say so, you don’t have to lie,”
“I just feel like if I start seeing someone else, or even just go on a date, I’ll be admitting that it’s over, and I don’t wanna do that,”
“Wow, that didn’t go at all the way I pictured it,”
“I promise you I am going to get everything that I can to help you,”
“What happened back there?”
“I always find that littartly running away from my problems is usually my safest play,”
“No need to lecture me, I know I screwed up,”
“I’m sorry, I was way out of line,”
“You may have noticed that I’ve been acting sorta weird lately,”
“You can’t just hit people,”
“It’s really great having you here, but I haven’t been completely honest with you,”
“You don’t have to impress me, I already like you,”
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One Tree Hill Sentence Meme - You Have to Be Joking (Autopsy of the Devil's Brain)
“I’ve been six-two since I were seventeen,”
“You and I are not friends,”
“You just froze there, halfway out the window, you looked like such a dork,”
“All you can do is the best you can’t,”
“You want some coffee with that sugar?”
“So, you said I could help you out, how so?”
“You know, I’m betting you’re actually nice,”
“I’m totally not having my going away party without you,”
“LA? Why are you going to LA?”
“Didn’t you get thrown through a window?”
“I look like a tool,”
“Why are you doing this for me?”
“You can’t measure a dream,”
“You’re like the devil, you know that?”
“I thought about it, and I’m not interested,”
“That is not going to get you anywhere, the grin. I’m sure it’s gotten you through a lot of doors and into a lot of beds, but it’s not going to get you anywhere with me,”
“I have done everything you have asked me to do, but I am not going to do this,”
“You smell like alcohol,”
“Bourbon is a good honest drink, you know? Classier than whisky, less of a stick up it’s ass than scotch,”
“What is wrong with you? I came here because I need your help,”
“I’ll do it by myself just like I always do,”
“Please there is nothing going on between us, I swear,”
“Please, it doesn’t mean anything,”
“You know I haven’t had a drink in over eight years, tonight that’s going to change,”
“You took something that would have beaten most people and you kept going with it, and turned it into something great,”
“Havin’ a bad night?”
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Friends Sentence Meme - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
“You wanna hear something weird?”
“Hey, do you have any gum?”
“Being the only one that knows about this does make it feel special,”
“When we move in together, can I get a gumball machine?”
“Oh is that how this is going to work now? You’re just going to order me around all the time?”
“Oh my god! You’re pregnant!”
“Can you just lay off please? My life is an embarrassment, I should just go live under somebody’s stairs,”
“Nobody cares about this except you. This embarrassment thing is all in your head,”
“So everybody knows, it’s official, we’re moving in together, no turning back, are you scared? Are ya?”
“There’s something important that I have to tell you,”
“That was here when we moved in,”
“It’s gonna be weird when I come home and you’re not here,”
“I’m just gonna miss living with you,”
“Why don’t you tell me what happened,”
“Have you considered therapy?”
“What is the matter with you?”
“Aren’t you gonna miss me at all?”
“This isn’t something that we just, just impulsive decided to do in Vegas, this is something that we both really want, and it is going to happen,”
“You think you and I should hook up?”
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Glee Sentence Meme - Homecoming
“You will not believe the day that I just had,”
“Sorry I’m late, what did I miss?”
“I never agreed to be your assistant,”
“Sometimes change is scary, even when it doesn’t seem that significant,”
“What am I gonna tell my dad?”
“I can fix this, I just need a little time,”
“I have designed my entire life around people not noticing me,”
“No one has wanted to feel more invisible than I have over the past couple of months,”
“I don’t feel comfortable with this,”
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Modern Family Sentence Meme - Snow Ball
“How did we get roped into this chaperone thing?”
“I mean wouldn’t it be nice to just hang out together, just you and me?”
“Do you know what time it is? I thought you were going to help me set up,”
“I know who you are, we’ve been friends since kindergarten,”
“You are unbelievable,”
“We could go bowling?”
“Somebody thinks your cute,”
“How about ice cream?”
“How could you let this happen?”
“I made a mistake, and I need to accept the consequences,”
“Wow, you’re a good liar.”
“I just wanted to read my book,”
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One Tree Hill Sentence Meme - We Three (My Echo, My Shadow and Me)
“Are you gonna be home late?”
“Be careful, it’s kinda nasty out there,”
“I think discretion might serve us better tonight,”
“Problems with men, problems with money, you could help me with both,”
“You know I never mix business with pleasure,”
“How’s the search for my replacement going?”
“I’m not your anything,”
“I want you back,”
“If you want something, you go get it, it’s that simple,”
“I think it’s time for you to get out of my club, or I will throw you out,”
“I think I had a few too many tonight,”
“You have a few too many every night,”
“Nice night for a walk,”
“So, you’re from here, are you?”
“Sorry, but we’re closed,”
“My car broke down,”
“I’ll see what I can do, but I’m not really the mechanic type,”
“Do you think I’m pretty,”
“Well you certainly don’t talk very much, do you?”
“Is that the truth? Because I wanna believe that it is,”
“I want to fall in love. . . My whole life has been planned,”
“For once I wanna make my own choices,”
“Earlier, you asked me if you were pretty. You are, but it’s your heart that makes you more than that, it makes you beautiful,”
“Wellthis must be the most romantic table ever reserved for me,”
“Penny for your thoughts?”
“I love you. I always have, since the first time I saw you,”
“I’m not afraid of dying, but I am afraid of dying without you knowing how I feel about you,”
“I’ve got a crazy idea. Do you trust me?”
“I didn’t expect to see you here,”
“Go wait in the car,”
“We can be free, we can leave tonight,”
“Were you serious when you told me that you’d leave with me tonight?”
“Why does everything always have to be so messy?”
“Hi, did I wake you up?”
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Glee Sentence Meme - Loser Like Me
“I’m so sorry, I can’t imagine how you feel,”
“What am I supposed to do?”
“Oh my god, I feel like I died and now I’m in hell,”
“I don’t know how long I’m gonna be staying, is that alright?”
“You can stay with me as long as you want,”
“They say you have to lose everything before you can really find yourself,”
“No one has heard from you in months,”
“I’m gonna help you figure this out,”
“From here on out, it’s you and me together, and we are going to turn these lemons into lemonade,”
“All things considered, I’m doing okay,”
“I don’t need to be a psychic to tell that you’re not over this guy,”
“Thank you, that was the first time I’ve laughed and smiled in a really long time,”
“You’re gonna let him disrespect you like that?”
“Look, I’m not here to talk about me,”
“Why am I always the first one to arrive?”
“It’s like I don’t even know you anymore,”
“Do you even want this wedding? Do you even want to marry me?”
“Sorry to keep you waiting, my spin class ran late,”
“I don’t have any fight left in me,”
“SInce when are you a girl who does it the easy way?”
“I blew it, I blew the best thing that ever happened to me,”
“Are you sure you’re not just saying that because you’re lonely?”
“Hi, I hope you weren’t waiting long,”
“I appreciate you coming to see me. I would understand if you told me to screw off,”
“I know this isn’t what you wanted, and I know this isn’t easy,”
“It’s just for a couple months until I get my feet on the ground,”
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Glee Sentence Meme - The Untitled Rachel Berry Project
“My dream of being almost naked on a public bus is this close to coming true,”
“So, tell me about yourself,”
“I brought you lunch, but it looks like you already had dessert,”
“So you’ve been lying to me this whole time?”
“How am I supposed to believe that you love me if I can’t even trust you?” “I did it because I love you,”
“Did you just put a doughnut in your bra?”
“Can I just say that you are a breath of fresh air,”
“Hey, where’d you get that dinosaur suit?”
“What do you think it’s like to fly for the first time?”
“This job is really important to me, I mean it’s a dream some true, and I’m just worried that if I don’t give you what you want, I might lose it,”
“What do you think I want?”
“I can’t do this to you anymore,”
“I just have this feeling that we’re meant to be together,”
“Just know that whoever I’m with, or whatever I’m doing, I’d rather be doing it with you,”
“Never let anyone, even me, make you doubt what you’re sure of,”
“To two glorious years in the city I love,”
“I don’t really think I can handle losing anything else,”
“I’m going to LA,”
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Angel Sentence Meme - The Thin Dead Line
“Look, I say if things are quiet, let em be quiet,”
“Can’t you, you know, knock?”
“Why the rush to relocate?”
“You don’t care about anyone but yourself,”
“Can I talk to you for a sec?”
“What brings you to this neck of the woods?”
“All this time and you still remember,”
“Do you mind if I run something by you?”
“I’ll go with you. I don’t think it’s safe for you to be out there by yourself,”
“Don’t do me no favors,”
“Haven’t seen you in a while,”
“Because I don’t want you to get hurt,”
“Looks like you could use some help,”
“Where do you want me to start?”
“How are your laundry folding skills?”
“I’m an actress, I can fake it,”
“I don’t want any trouble,”
“Is anyone else cold?”
“We can’t afford this, not now,”
“Actually I need to talk to you,”
“You learn to live with a lot of things, don’t you?”
“This job is making me crazy,”
“What are you doing here?”
“Too bad it takes a gunshot wound to make you give a crap,”
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Sentence Meme - Crush
“Well I saw you sitting here alone, and thought, I don’t know, maybe you could do with a bit a company,”
“Who’s up for liquid refreshments? I am buying because I am payday man,”
“Still getting those headaches?”
“I barely recognized you out of your hospital scrubs,”
“The point is, I worked hard for that money,”
“What did I tell you about borrowing my clothing?”
“Aren’t you coming to bed?”
“I’m really not in the mood right now,”
“I feel safe with you,”
“What the hell is this? What is she doing here?”
“Tell me again, what we’re looking for,”
“So if you’re not doing this for the money, why are you?”
“Is this a date?”
“It’s not so unusual, two people in the workplace, feelings develop,”
“Something’s happening to me. I can’t stop thinking about you,”
“You don’t know what feelings are,”
“We don’t need to do anything! There is no we! Understand?”
“You’ve got some nerve showing up like this, after all this time!”
“Thanks, but I think this is something that I have to do by myself,”
“I was beginning to think you’d sleep the night away,”
“You can’t tell me that there isn’t anything there between you and me, I know you feel something,”
“You can’t just walk away from this,”
“What part of me punching you in the face did you not understand?”
“Like it or not, I’m in your life, you can’t just shut me out,”
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Glee Sentence Meme - Old Dog, New Tricks
“I wouldn’t want to bother you with any of my problems,”
“It’s like everyone in my life has moved on to something except me,”
“Looks like my ride is here,”
“I love animals, but I’ve got my hands full taking care of you,”
“You would think after everything, someone would throw me a bone for once,”
“Did you go back and adopt that dog?”
“If it’s that important to you, we’ll try it,”
“You better clean this mess up,”
“Stick to the plan and don’t go soft on me,”
“You can not possibly be serious,”
“I bend over backwards for you every time you need something,”
“I’m done being a friend only when it’s convenient for you,”
“If I get down, I’m not getting back up,”
“Last time I checked, New York’s a pretty lonely town,”
“She never should have become a mother in the first place,”
“You’re really good at this, have you ever thought about doing this professionally?”
“I doubt you care much about anyone but yourself,”
“It’s really nice to see you so happy,”
“You know, for the first time since I moved here, I feel like I’m doing something with purpose,”
“I know that things have been really tense between us this week, but I would never want you to think that I’m not proud or supportive of you,”
“Seeing you in the audience makes this the best performance of my life,”
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Modern Family Sentence Meme - The Alliance
“I don’t want this in my house,”
“Hey, sweetie, your breakfast is on the table,”
“Why do you always have to treat me like I’m some kind of irresponsible idiot?”
“Look at this beautiful side table somebody just left on the street!”
“You are all out of orange juice,”
“I’ve never met a boyfriend’s daughter before,”
“Not as easy as it looks, huh?”
“Exauce me, I’m doing just fine,”
“Maybe I was being paranoid,”
“Grab your shirt, we’re leaving,”
“I’m sorry that I barked at you today,”
“Go with your gut, cause you’re good at this,”
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Glee Sentence Meme - The Back-Up Plan
“New York really is where dreams come true,”
“Did you hear? The whole campus is a buzz,”
“That’s amazing, I’m so happy for you,”
“Come on, we’re a team, we’re getting married. If something exciting happens to one of us, it happens to the other one too,”
“What are you doing home so early?”
“I would kill to be you right now,”
“Can I just have five minutes to myself, please?”
“You know what, I’m gonna leave before you can say no,”
“Didn’t you say that you moved to New York so that you could get a New York Vibe?”
“This TV show is a huge opportunity,”
“Would you stop it. I am a little jealous, but I’m not resentful,”
“Try to have fun tonight, and don’t worry about me,”
“This is your big chance, and it should be all about you,”
“I just saw my doctor and he said that I have the flu,”
“Lately I’ve only dreamt of one thing, and that’s doing this,”
“That was seriously the worst audition ever,”
“Take me to the airport,”
“I wanna be you when I grow up,”
“What do you find so attractive? Is it the fame? Is it the power? Is it the money? What is it?”
“I’ve been in and out of love more times than you’ve had breakfast,”
“I think that I’ve proven that I am not the world’s best friend,”
“You know, this is the nicest thing that anyone has ever done for me,”
“Is that the kind of friend that you think that I am?”
“Let’s just use this as an example of the kind of friend that I am trying to me,”
“So why the sudden thawing of your icy heart?”
“I just can’t believe that I screwed it all up,”
“I mean, I had everything, and all my dreams had come true, and I threw it all away,”
“Finally, I get some alone time with you on the couch, I feel like I haven’t seen you in days,”
“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to ruin the surprise,”
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How I Met Your Mother Sentence Meme - Unpause
“Nothing good happens after two AM,”
“Let's go away for one last weekend before the baby comes, we’ll be fine,”
“Well, I hate to point fingers, but you should never listen to me,”
“We should get you to the hospital, come on,”
“I missed you so much,”
“Okay, time to go to bed, big day tomorrow,”
“Not a good sign that I’m already out of breath,”
“You’re rich? Like, how rich?”
“It’s my family’s money,”
“When we dated, I paid for everything,”
“It was late, we were the last two people in the club, I was lonely and I figured, why not try it?”
“What do you do for a living?”
“Do we know each other?”
“How could you take that job without telling me?”
“Why are you bringing up San Francisco? that was seven years ago,”
“I apologized over and over again, now you’re saying that you’ve never forgiven me?”
“There is nothing more important to me than our family, you know that,”
“Dude, you’re getting married tomorrow, how are you doing?”
“For a long time, deep down I’ve felt sort of broken? But I don’t feel that way anymore,”
“I know it’s late, but I gotta get out of here,”
“Everything’s fine okay? Just don’t freak out,”
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